Leitea Lutgardis, Trapsmith Extraordinaire

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• Name: Leitea Lutgardis, Trapsmith Extraordinaire
• Age: 33 (appears 11)
• Maid Types:
  • Lolita (+1 Lck, -1 Ath), her creators thought it would be a good idea to make her body that of an 11-year-old girl, for whatever reason.
  • Sexy (+1 Cun, -1 Wil), though not so much seductive as she is a clever little girl.
• Attributes:
  • Athletics: 1 (including -1 from Lolita)
  • Affection: 2
  • Skill: 3, 4 when using traps
  • Cunning: 4 (including +1 from Sexy)
  • Luck: 3 (including +1 from Lolita)
  • Will: 1 (including -1 from Sexy)
• Colors:
  • Uniform: Indigo
  • Hair: Light blue
  • Eyes: Gold
• Special Qualities:
  • Absurd, Cyborg: Leitea just so happens to be a genuine magical construct forged in the Abyss for 46,666 soul larvae (that's about $2,951,107). Along with all the other construct jazz, this also helps her set up and wire traps. And play vidya gaems with her built-in consoles, PC, and projector.
  • Sickness: Like other great minds such as Stephen Hawking, Zhuge Liang, and Patchouli Knowledge, Leitea suffers from an incurable illness. For constructs. This may or may not be an impossible-to-disarm bomb set to go off at an indefinite date.
  • Symbol, Bat: Leitea has anime-style bat ears and miniature vestigial bat wings. These may or may not actually be grafts.
• Stress Explosion: Crying: Leitea bawwwwws like a little crybaby, possibly with nerd rage thrown in.
• Maid Power: Fake Crying: Leitea can substitute a Cunning roll for an Affection roll, though this must be rollplayed roleplayed.
• Maid Role: Master of Security: Leitea has "Traps" as a maid weapon, and receives a +1 bonus to Skill for rolls dealing with traps.
• Weapon: Ropes, Chains, and Traps: Leitea carries around (inside her body) an assortment of ropes, strings, tripwires, piano wires, chains, duct tape rolls, thumbtacks, Spheres of Annihilation, alchemical reagents, and other tools used for constructing mechanical (and magical) traps. She does all the "fighting" beforehand, setting dickish traps anywhere and everywhere, and when someone needs to be summarily executed for trespassing, she takes it easy and lets all the traps do the dirty work. These traps may include a Sphere of Annihilation in the wall, which she is underhandedly immune to due to brief training (read: 1-level dip) in certain fields regarding entropy.

A Word from Leitea to Adventurers

Hey faggots,

My name is Leitea, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are inept, imperceptive no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to find loot and slay monsters in dungeons without paying any attention to traps. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever bypassed a trap? I mean, I guess it's fun letting the rogue or the big stupid fighter suffer a horrible death due to a Gygaxian deathtrap, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than coming into a dungeon without a 10-foot pole.

Don't be a stranger. Just disarm my traps with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was valedictorian in the trapsmith academy, and I beat kobolds at their own sneaky game. What traps can you disarm, other than that hooker who didn't turn out to be a "her" after all? I also get to loot magic items and gold from your corpses, and have a banging hot Sphere of Annihilation in a wall (it just blew up an adventurer; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves so that my contraptions don't have to. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my Sphere of Annihilation (and a sandwich).

Adslahnit's note: I did not actually get to do any trapping, and did not act as abrasive as the edited Shit was So Cash copypasta would indicate.