Session 2e part 1, August 26, 2008

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I know this isn't formatted correctly, but I give up. I can't find a way to mass-replace linebreaks, and the upload file function doesn't accept .txt files. At least if you go into 'edit', you can see it with linebreaks.

[17:04:54] UsuallyRandom [usuallyran@sux-D5A8C82D.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net] has joined #Maid-RPG [17:04:54] ChanServ [wut@thisisnotatrueending.com] has set mode +qo UsuallyRandom UsuallyRandom [17:05:07] <Adslahnit> <Cirno> Hooray! [17:05:44] <~UsuallyRandom> Hola. [17:05:55] <Adslahnit> <Cirno> The most exciting time of the day has finally come! [17:06:09] <Cirno> Hooray! The most exciting time of the day has finally come! [17:06:27] <Adslahnit> :V [17:06:29] <~UsuallyRandom> Hey fellas. [17:11:57] Murmur [Murmur@sux-16FF0A72.red.mundo-r.com] is now known as Murmur-Farming_marks_of_honor [17:14:29] Nameless_Wraith [Wr9th_Magu@sux-458F147B.hr.hr.cox.net] is now known as Rianne_Argentlaetus [17:25:14] Murmur-Farming_marks_of_honor [Murmur@sux-16FF0A72.red.mundo-r.com] is now known as Murmur [17:29:00] Drawde [shuyinaspe@sux-E0D917DE.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net] is now known as Anna-Maria [17:34:29] Adslahnit [sosmena@20F62D95.6541E328.BCEACC59.IP] is now known as Shangxiang [17:35:36] Murmur [Murmur@sux-16FF0A72.red.mundo-r.com] is now known as Alessia [17:41:00] Cirno [Nineball@CEBBDB93.C93515C8.F5AC5D99.IP] has quit IRC: Connection reset by peer [17:41:07] Dameon [hax@sux-371F528A.lightspeed.milwwi.sbcglobal.net] has quit IRC: Connection reset by peer [17:41:57] Cirno [Nineball@CEBBDB93.C93515C8.F5AC5D99.IP] has joined #Maid-RPG [17:51:46] <~UsuallyRandom> << Lets get started! >> [17:52:56] <Shangxiang> << Is it can be character intro time now? >> [17:55:13] <Shangxiang> << Testing alias. >> [17:55:22] <Shangxiang> << Testing alias. >> [17:55:41] <Shangxiang> << Testing alias. >> [17:55:46] <Shangxiang> << Ah, there we go. >> [17:56:57] <~UsuallyRandom> << lets go ahead and introduce the characters. >> [17:59:36] <Shangxiang> "Ah, what would this odd lens box be? Oh, a video camera, these contraptions were only available to the public but two months ago. 'Introduce yourselves to the camera,' this note says. I suppose there would be no harm in doing so." [18:01:28] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Whacha playin' with, Shangshang? [18:02:15] Rianne_Argentlaetus bends over, and eyes the boxy object right in the lens [18:02:45] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "AH! Looks like the stuff my arm's made of. This a magic transforming box, or something?" [18:03:06] <Alessia> "What's that 'video camera' tool you talk about? What does it look like?" [18:03:14] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "hmm..." [18:03:22] Rianne_Argentlaetus tries to attatch it to her arm [18:04:00] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Uh, it's metally and brick-like, and has a lensy thing on one end" [18:04:18] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Apparently, not magic... so it's boring" [18:04:30] Rianne_Argentlaetus drops it back in Shang's hands [18:04:33] Dylan16807 [Dylan@sux-6646F1BB.sub-70-217-57.myvzw.com] has quit IRC: Connection reset by peer [18:04:35] <Alessia> "So, it's for looking inside it? Like a kaleidoscope?" [18:04:51] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Nah, didn't see anything inside it" [18:05:17] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Well, unless you want me to open it?" *grin* [18:05:27] <Shangxiang> "Magic, science, whatever gets the job done. The artificers of the world recently discovered a way to record sound and moving images and compile them into a video. Whatever this sees and hears can be heard later by those who view the medium that this device stores its data in." [18:05:54] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Ah, so it's a science eye? Just say so..." [18:06:07] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "So who's lookin' at us from the other end?" [18:06:09] <Alessia> "But maybe there's something trapped inside it. Maybe it can steal souls through that lens. I once heard of something like that from an Arab merchant." [18:06:18] Dylan16807 [Dylan@sux-1E53B2AD.sub-70-217-28.myvzw.com] has joined #Maid-RPG [18:06:52] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Anyway, why's it even here? Who sent it to us?" [18:07:00] <Anna-Maria> ((Oh dickety shit, I was messing around in the wrong chat...)) [18:07:11] Rianne_Argentlaetus kicks Anna awake [18:07:21] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Yer' missing something that could be important, ya know?" [18:07:29] <Anna-Maria> "Hey, I'm up, I'm up!" [18:07:33] <Shangxiang> "This machine suddenly wafted down from the sky, supported by seemingly nothing. Giving this device information on ourselves may not be the wisest course of action, but I feel compelled to do so." [18:07:38] <Alessia> "It probably came from the future." [18:07:51] <Anna-Maria> "The future? The hell you talkin about?" [18:07:55] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "You were having one of those silly fantasies with one of your arms thinking its your brains, again, weren't you, Anna?" [18:08:38] <Anna-Maria> "That only happened once, squirt!" [18:09:15] <~UsuallyRandom> From a loudspeaker you hear "Just say something about yourself one at a time for the camera, already!" [18:09:16] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Yeah, yeah, I can hear you moaning about some other girl's dead lovers when you're sleeping in the other bunk at night" [18:09:48] <Shangxiang> "On second thought, we have no time to waste on this odd recorder. Did our master not call for us an hour ago?" [18:09:51] Anna-Maria shouts at the speaker, "Lolo? That you? Get out here, damnit!" [18:10:30] <Anna-Maria> "You trying to make one of those videos that I always find under your bed?" [18:10:50] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "So we're waiting on his lazy butt again? Should I just drag him in here?" [18:11:00] Alessia smiles at the camera. "You're not an instrument of evil, aren't you? Then I guess it's OK to tell you something about us." [18:11:49] <Shangxiang> "Let our lord take his time, it is best if we not stress him." [18:11:55] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Oh, we're playing show and tell with the box, now?" [18:12:27] Anna-Maria turns to Alessia, "And just what are we supposed to tell this thingamajig anyway?" [18:12:32] <Alessia> "It's not a dangerous item, that's for sure." [18:13:16] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Heh, well..." *Rianne bends over in front of the camera with her best daredevil grin* "We're the 'loyal' and fearless ma- pirates of Don Alberto Federico Marichalar de Todos los Santos, Cursed Womanizing Playboy of the Spanish Main!" [18:13:28] <Alessia> "Well, that voice told us to say something about ourselves, Anna." [18:13:30] <Shangxiang> "Well, if it is we who are the waiting party, then we may have some time to introduce ourselves to this camera..." [18:14:18] <Anna-Maria> "..." [18:14:30] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "You're looking at Rianne Argentlaetus, former Knight of the Seelie Court, and a proud member of the Stormrider Company, before we all went out in a flash of glory, and I got my new arm, and lost one certain captain." [18:14:38] Anna-Maria throws up her arms, "Sure, fine, whatever." [18:16:06] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "And whoever's looking at this best remember that even BEFORE I had a miniature arsenal strapped to my torso in place of an arm, and a drug stim that could make me run a marathon on two bleeding stumps if my legs got cut off, I'd still be a damn more a'feaered pirate than all the rest of you bilge rats, squeeking in misery and fear of the likes of me!" [18:17:14] <Shangxiang> "Greetings to you, whoever you may be behind the sending of this device. My name is Shang Shangxiang, accountant and advisor to the aforementioned pirate Don Alberto Federico Marichalar de Todos los Santos. I am afraid I cannot answer how I found myself in this place; I simply woke up a fortnight ago with a good portion of my memories wiped." [18:17:15] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "And another thing, any of you sissy wenches that think they can go and run off with Cap'n Alberto best think again, I tracked my man across DIMENSIONS, you hear me? You think I can't find your skank asses? Oh, and it WON'T be pretty when I do... heehee... HAAAHAAAHAAA" [18:17:18] <Anna-Maria> "We're pirates now? I thought we clean up after Lolo... though I 'spose that's what we'd be doing anyway." [18:17:53] <Anna-Maria> "Were did he find you people?" she wonders, picking at her stitches [18:18:10] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Sh-shut up! We just... dress like maids to fool passing merchants... yeah, that's it..." [18:18:25] <Shangxiang> "Don't think of ourselves as 'pirates', think of ourselves as... independent privateers." [18:18:28] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "I found him, remember?" [18:18:59] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Pirates, Privateers, all that matters is we're the ones with the guns and gold, and their the ones with a watery grave." [18:19:05] <Anna-Maria> "Isn't that what a pirate is?" [18:19:38] <Anna-Maria> "I mean, does Lolo have a privateer license? Hell... does he even pay taxes?" [18:19:44] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "A rose by any other name would have poisonous thorns... or something" [18:20:16] Alessia guesses it's time to introduce herself as well. [18:20:24] <Alessia> "I'm Alessia Fiorenza Lombardi, from the Lombardi of Naples - I'm just serving the young master to pay a life debt. As you can see, I'm blind, but my proficiency with the powers of the unknown more than makes up for that. Next time we meet, I'll introduce you to Paimon, Balam, Belial and the rest of my friends." [18:20:39] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "He's a noble, that's a license to steal if there ever was one. I mean, what else do nobles do?" [18:21:14] <Anna-Maria> "Uh, hell if I know." [18:21:30] <Shangxiang> "Please show us Buer another time; I find the wheel-like beast... oddly cute and fascinating." [18:21:42] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Aren't YOU one of them lousy layabouts, yourself, Anna?" [18:22:07] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Well, most of ya, anyway..." [18:23:07] <Anna-Maria> "Aren't those lesser and greater demons of Hell?" [18:23:10] <Shangxiang> "Unbeknownst to most of you, I still ensure that our lord pays his taxes, though the paperwork can be a beast." [18:23:21] <Anna-Maria> "What are you doing with them? You aren't that cute..." [18:23:35] <Anna-Maria> "Better yet, what are they doing with you?" [18:23:57] Alessia continues talking to the camera. [18:23:58] <Anna-Maria> "Hey, wait! I'm not a lousy layabout!" [18:23:59] <Alessia> "As you can see, we're here on a holiday trip. The Marichalar family wouldn't normally let their youngest son die far away from the court, but somehow the young master managed to end up with his maids in the middle of the Caribbean." [18:24:02] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Last I saw, I think it was patty-cake" [18:25:07] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Yeah, 'vacation', that's a nice way of saying 'his family kicked him out for flirting with a noblelady and a voodoo priestess and something that wouldn't stay in her grave all at once, and got kicked out of the family' all right" [18:25:12] <Shangxiang> "Entities such as Buer, Marchosias, and Ose are not the demons I know from the lore I am most accustomed to, but yes, they do exist and are very real." [18:25:27] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Same rose, being called something else, and getting rocket launcher thorns thing as with the pirates" [18:26:07] <Shangxiang> "When Jack Buer demonstrates his ability to disarm a nuclear warhead, quell a terrorist invasion in another country, and keep together a family all in the span of 24 hours, you can be sure that he's quite renown." [18:26:35] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Lay off the skooma, Shangshang, it muddles your pretty head" [18:26:56] <Anna-Maria> "..." [18:27:14] <Anna-Maria> "yup. You said it, Shangy. Whatever it was." [18:27:27] <Alessia> "Nukklar? Is that an American word?" [18:27:34] <Shangxiang> "My accounts are pure truths, mind you. At least if my memory is serving me right." [18:28:04] <Shangxiang> "Which it doesn't, mostly." [18:28:05] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Anyway, we gonna put the Cap'n up in front of this to put the fear of the Gods into whatever snot-nosed brats might be looking at the other end of this not-magic eye?" [18:28:57] <Anna-Maria> "I don't think those were even words." [18:29:35] Rianne_Argentlaetus sighs, and flits upwards so that she can lean down and look down on Anna [18:30:06] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "I'm SAYING, should we get yer uncle Lolo up in front of the not-magic box to introduce himself" [18:30:20] <~UsuallyRandom> Alberto walks in dramatically, his shirt open and flowing. He strides in and takes the camera, turning it off. "Hello... Ladies" He says with a practiced charm. [18:30:42] Anna-Maria turns away from the little pixie thing, "We-- oh, there you are Lolo. What took you so long." [18:30:49] <Alessia> "Hello, young master. Did you sleep well today?" [18:31:02] <Shangxiang> "That line loses its charm after a while, my lord. Just saying." [18:31:03] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "You've been leavin' us ladies to do all the talking, cap'n, 's rude to leave a proper lady like myself waiting, ya know." [18:31:17] <Anna-Maria> "Proper lady?" [18:31:39] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "S'right! I'm a proper lady, I am! Title of dame, an' all, too!" [18:31:58] <~UsuallyRandom> "I'm doing quite well, thank you Allessa. I was having an argument and needed to get some... employee interviews for the records." [18:32:01] <Alessia> "Hey, I'm from the royal court, don't think you're the only one 'suffering' the daily chores." [18:32:03] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "So don't go all lookin down on me, sneering 'commoner', either" [18:32:07] <Shangxiang> "You do not seem to carry yourself in the manner of a proper lady though..." [18:32:21] <Anna-Maria> "Sure, sure, yeah." [18:32:53] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "HAHA! I just happen to have the common people's touch, Shangshang. 's why I can be so warmhearted with folks like you." *Rianne grins broadly* [18:32:56] Anna-Maria takes the camera, "So, Lolo. What's with this thing?" [18:32:58] UsuallyRandom sits back on a plush couch and watches them go after each other. [18:33:08] Dylan16807 [Dylan@sux-1E53B2AD.sub-70-217-28.myvzw.com] has quit IRC: Connection reset by peer [18:34:01] <Shangxiang> "Did you sort out that troublesome matter with the zombie sharks, master? You could've harmed yourself badly dealing with it yourself." [18:34:49] <~UsuallyRandom> "It's a video camera. Quite expensive. I thought that it might be fun to take some footage around the mansion and post it up on the internet." [18:34:54] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Told you, undead look good on paper, but yah don't want them in your own home... Plus, the only thing smellin worse than a dead fish is a years-dead fish filled with necro goops" [18:35:12] Anna-Maria tilts her head, "Internet? You hittin' Shangy's Skooma?" [18:35:37] <Alessia> "Zombie sharks aren't as dangerous as they seem, at least if we believe what Alhazred wrote. Their reaction speed is slower than with living sharks." [18:37:12] <Anna-Maria> "So, uh, what're we gonna put in the tank if they're all gone? I kinda liked that one shark." [18:37:13] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "I heard about those Intarbutts... I heard they're filled with more skanks than even that spanish court was... Why would you be getting on it, Cap'n, when you've already got lovely me at your side?" [18:37:14] <~UsuallyRandom> Have you been reading in the forbidden lore section of the library again Alessia? [18:37:33] <Alessia> "Master, I can't read." [18:37:43] Anna-Maria coughs [18:37:51] <~UsuallyRandom> << oh crap, we need the Dice maid. >> [18:37:55] Shangxiang fanpalms. [18:38:21] Alessia sadfaces. [18:38:25] <~UsuallyRandom> "I've seen how you get your little demons to read for you... [18:38:58] <Alessia> "W-what? Do you spy on me when I have free time?" [18:39:17] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "You're not nearly as stealthy and discreet as you think you are" [18:39:50] <Anna-Maria> "Yeah, it's not like we can't see, yaknow." [18:40:30] <Shangxiang> "I've had Jack Buer tell me some of his tales, on a few occassions when he wheeled out of Alessia's area. His adventures are... something." [18:40:55] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Shut up with this Jack Buer thing that doesn't exist" [18:41:19] Dylan16807 [Dylan@sux-EF970D05.sub-75-219-166.myvzw.com] has joined #Maid-RPG [18:41:22] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "I swear, girl, you're cute, but you go on about the weirdest things sometimes" [18:41:54] <Anna-Maria> "Yeah, even I don't believe in Jack Beur." [18:41:56] <Shangxiang> << I might as well have the overactive imagination SQ. >> [18:43:19] <Shangxiang> "He is as real as the day is bright... you just can't perceive him because he allows only those he takes interest in to do so." [18:43:32] <Anna-Maria> "Unless of course he's real. Then I probably should start believing in him, or things would be awkward..." [18:43:53] <Anna-Maria> "What am I? Chopped liver?" [18:44:05] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "So, while I'm all for sitting here, spending the day with the Cap'n, you really want all these other layabouts watchin' us while we further our relationship, Cap'n? Why don't you give'em something to do while we take up where we left off in your previous life?" [18:44:21] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "No, I think your liver was whole, Anna" [18:44:48] <Anna-Maria> "Possibly." [18:45:11] <Shangxiang> "Just be thankful that we have not cut out your makeshift liver and sold it for gold yet." [18:45:22] DiceMaid-9001 [DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74] has joined #Maid-RPG [18:45:32] Wearfe [wearfe@sux-1D241936.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #Maid-RPG [18:45:37] Wearfe [wearfe@sux-1D241936.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has left #Maid-RPG [18:46:10] <~UsuallyRandom> :"What did we do in our previous life, again? This isn't the one where I was... poor, right?" [18:46:44] <Anna-Maria> "Yeah, I don't think Lolo could deal without having all this money to sit on." [18:47:03] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "... Don't say you forgot AGAIN? CAPTAIN AISLINN RUTINUS? You know, MAN WHO PROMISSED TO MARRY ME?" [18:48:00] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Died in spectacular fashion slaughtering about 3 dozen unseelie bastards... how do you forget stuff like that?" [18:48:05] <Anna-Maria> "He does that a lot though." [18:48:17] <Anna-Maria> "The marriage promises, that is. [18:48:26] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Yeah, yeah, just remember, YOU'RE MAKING GOOD ON MINE!" [18:48:39] <Shangxiang> "Our vast treasury does not matter if he allots only an amazing 0.5% of it for spending, saving the rest for whatever wild dream our lord has in mind." [18:48:43] <Anna-Maria> "I mean, didn't you notice the, what, six, no, seven girls he took to his room the other day?" [18:49:33] Alessia blushes. [18:49:38] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Oh yes, I noticed... I also made sure to notice they all went straight out the window immediately afterward, and I took SPECIAL CARE to notice that I had placed a nice, fist-shaped dent into their foreheads beforehand." [18:49:50] <~UsuallyRandom> "So... let's get to work, shall we?" [18:49:51] <Alessia> "Did you r-really do that, master?" [18:49:55] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Stupid zombie-sharks, can't even finish off a single ton of meat" [18:50:59] <Anna-Maria> "..." [18:51:00] <~UsuallyRandom> "O-of course I did. Why wouldn't I?" [18:51:21] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Damn right he did... we're on a damn otherwise uninhabited island, how the HELL did he find those wenches, anyway?" [18:51:22] <Anna-Maria> "You know, I'm sure the authorities will be around any day now..." [18:51:32] <~UsuallyRandom> "Now, let's get to work. We need to film a movie so I'd like this place to be nice and clean." [18:51:44] <Anna-Maria> "Movie?" [18:51:47] <Shangxiang> "A... a movie?" [18:51:53] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Clean?" [18:51:59] UsuallyRandom Holds up the camera [18:52:04] <Alessia> "Nice?" [18:52:06] <Anna-Maria> "You sure this isn't going to end up on one of those pay sites, Lolo?" [18:52:16] Anna-Maria joins in, "This?" [18:52:31] <~UsuallyRandom> "I assure you, the only pay site this will be in is a movie theater... [18:52:35] <Shangxiang> "My lord, please do not tell me that this will be a movie of THAT sort." [18:52:56] <Alessia> "...What sort?" [18:53:00] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Nah, what's this about cleaning? You KNOW what happens when you ask me to clean" [18:53:03] <~UsuallyRandom> "Of course not, what do you take me for?" [18:53:25] <~UsuallyRandom> "Rianne, that's why I need you to fix me lunch..." [18:53:46] <Anna-Maria> "I take you for a pervert." [18:53:52] <Shangxiang> "I apologize, it is just that your activities are of the lewd sort." [18:54:07] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Thanks, but I'm not QUITE ready to hunt after your next reincarnation yet, so I'm not cooking for you, either" [18:54:10] Anna-Maria starts to unbutton her blouse, "So how much am I getting for this, Lolo?" [18:54:16] Alessia blushes even more heavily. [18:54:36] <Alessia> "Stupid master, who do you think you are to ask this of us?" [18:54:48] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "A master?" [18:55:02] <Alessia> "B-but..." [18:55:29] <Anna-Maria> "You better be filming this, Lolo, I'm not going to do it again, you know." [18:55:55] Alessia starts sobbing as she slowly unties her necktie. [18:56:46] <Anna-Maria> "Ah, Cheer up, kid. Just think about the money. Not that Lolo doesn't already have enough." [18:56:48] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "So, yeah, what're we doing in this movie thing is this, anyway? [18:57:32] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "'Sides, if it's THAT, you don't need to take it off, just sit in the corner like a good girl, and watch big sis take care of business!" [18:57:55] <Alessia> "W-why would I need money? Asking a noble to do this is just, just... I can't do it, sorry!" [18:57:58] Rianne_Argentlaetus cracks her knuckles, and leers at Don Alberto with a bestial grin [18:58:12] <Shangxiang> "So about that cleaning..." [18:58:26] Anna-Maria reaches into her shirt... and pulls out a whip. [18:58:31] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Yeah, Shangshang, sorry, but can sis depend on you for that part?" [18:58:51] <Anna-Maria> "Ah, come on, Lolo, Did you really expect me to play along with that?" she says, cracking it. [18:59:16] <~UsuallyRandom> "Hey hey... keep the clothes on... neverthoughtI'dsaythat.... but it would just be a movie about the mansion and the area around it. You know, just for fun!" [18:59:30] <Alessia> "Yes, let the little girl clean. She's dangerous if she's not busy." [19:00:06] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Ah, so you want me to round up some of the remains of the last skalawags, throw them on pikes, and put them over the enterance to help advertise your figthin' might, Cap'n?" [19:00:44] Anna-Maria stops flinging around the whip, "oro? What're you gonna film the mansion for? You gonna put it up for auction? This have something to do with the walls bleeding?" [19:01:09] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Aww... the bleedin wall is cool!" [19:01:27] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "I like writing my name in it, and watching it slowly melt away... reminds me of good times..." [19:01:33] <Shangxiang> "The liquid that wall does not secrete is not in fact blood." [19:01:43] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "'S close enough" [19:01:45] <Shangxiang> *that wall secretes [19:02:10] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Plus, it still tastes good on bread, so who cares what it really is" [19:02:30] <Shangxiang> "It is apparently Bloody Mary. One would have to wonder why our walls secrete cocktails." [19:02:30] <Anna-Maria> "If you thought it was blood... why'd you put it on bread?" [19:02:46] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Because I thought it was blood" [19:02:50] <Anna-Maria> "Probably because Lolo drinks too much." [19:03:00] <Anna-Maria> "Why would you put blood on bread?" [19:03:18] <Alessia> "Are you a demon, Rianne?" [19:03:20] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Well, in spite of the big talk, blood's a little hard to drink straight" [19:03:57] <Shangxiang> "Drinking blood is not good for your he... I suppose I am not in the authority to give health advice." [19:04:09] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "So, instead of just using the blood of my enemies for my booze and the skulls of my enemies for my cup, I just dip some bread in, instead" [19:04:13] <~UsuallyRandom> "Well, I'll let you all get to work, I've got video cameras all over the mansion, so be on your best behavior! Also, I'd like something sophisticated for my lunch today..." [19:04:32] UsuallyRandom he begins to walk off. [19:04:37] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Nah, it's just a seelie warband tradition" [19:04:55] <Anna-Maria> "You're spying on us?" [19:04:58] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> "Something sophisticated..." [19:05:44] <~UsuallyRandom> << everyone, roll 3d6 for favor >> [19:05:51] <Rianne_Argentlaetus> 3d6 favor [19:05:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Rianne_Argentlaetus, favor: 8 [3d6=2,1,5] [19:05:54] <Shangxiang> roll 3d6 woo [19:05:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Shangxiang, woo: 11 [3d6=2,5,4] [19:06:04] <Alessia> "Anyway, I wonder it that false blood is the reason my ritual went wrong last night..." [19:06:19] <Alessia> 3d6 Favor [19:06:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Alessia, Favor: 10 [3d6=6,1,3] [19:06:21] <Anna-Maria> 3d6 [19:06:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Anna-Maria, 3d6: 11 [3d6=6,3,2]

 * The rest was retconned out of existence. See the rest here.