Session Start: Sun Apr 13 17:11:26 2003 Session Ident: #rat_besm [17:11] *** Now talking in #rat_besm [17:11] *** Topic is '[#RAT_BESM] [This is a non-leeching channel] [Topic Last Updated: Saturday, April 12] [EAN Webpage: http://www.laughy.net/shadowtext/besm/ [/ctcp Hyatt_BESM Help]' [17:11] *** Set by ChanServ!ChanServ@Services.Aniverse.Com on Sat Apr 12 11:16:41 [17:11] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Tilus [17:29] *** Yanbetari (Yanbetari@ogg074-189.resnet.wisc.edu) has joined #rat_besm [17:29] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yanbetari [17:29] *** Yanbetari sets mode: -o+v Yanbetari Yanbetari [17:34] *** ssjd2 (JonaD@65.166.69.90) has joined #rat_besm [17:34] *** Yanbetari (Yanbetari@ogg074-189.resnet.wisc.edu) Quit (Quit: Reboot.. 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[17:40] *** Shadowtext (shadowrtex@ip68-106-204-176.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #rat_besm [17:40] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Shadowtext [17:40] *** Tilus sets mode: +vv ssjd2 TakingThreeTheHardWaynis [17:40] *** Tilus sets mode: +v Xoshe [17:40] *** Xoshe is now known as Charles_Noname [17:40] *** TakingThreeTheHardWaynis is now known as Gere_Flywheel [17:41] *** ssjd2 is now known as Kana_Tebanyaki [17:41] *** Yanbetari is now known as Mojiru_Watanabe [17:41] << MO-JI-RU is HERE! >> [17:41] << Gere is here, but Gear is busy. >> [17:42] << Kana is up and running and looking for cheaper servers... >> [17:42] << Now, what anime to rip off of tonight...? >> [17:42] << Ebanis, want me to host you again? >> [17:43] << Oh yeah, Kana.. I've just remembered, you mind setting up webspace for me.. for like a personal page (stories and the like)? >> [17:44] no, I don't mind. [17:44] kayo [17:44] << occ >> [17:44] << You can use FTP, right? >> [17:44] << Yeah >> [17:45] *** Shadowtext is now known as Torrin_Hanrahan [17:45] << It might be on my own dedicated server, I'm eyeing a really good deal right now. >> [17:45] [ I might need some space for a file dump, if you can spare it ] [17:45] << Well, I was hoping to steal Umbby's keenspace account... >> [17:46] [ Which you still can, once you get some comics going. ] [17:46] << Okay >> [17:46] << is it possible to host more than one domain on a single IP adress, the old host seemed to have a major problem with it... >> [17:46] << Lesse... >> [17:46] << There's not gonna be a lot of Mecha action in this ep, is there? >> [17:46] << Actually there's mecha action in every ep! >> [17:46] [ Or even an index page. ] [17:47] << Ah, alright. Then I think I know what to rip off. >> [17:47] << Mojiru gets to have fun, mecha or no. >> [17:47] <> [17:48] << There's a slight problem, though. >> [17:48] << No Kirby, and no Berlap. >> [17:48] <> [17:49] <> [17:49] <> [17:51] << You should host the EAN page instead of me, then. =P >> [17:53] << oh? >> [17:53] << Why is Yuusha Raideen not on my playlist!? >> [17:54] [ * Charles sent it to Sei for KSEI ] [17:54] << Ra-ra-rai rararaiiiii~ Raideen! Raideen! >> [17:54] << Cool. XD >> [17:54] << I'd listen to KSEI, but I'm too concerned with downloading Turn A. XD >> [17:55] [ The connection will be a bit unstable, as I'm BTing the last //TWILIGHT ep ] [17:55] << Whose release? >> [17:55] <> [17:56] << Solar/Aoshi/Chikara >> [17:56] [ Solal/Aoshi/CF ] [17:56] [ You're also limited to one send. ] [17:56] << All right! I'll need to leech you later. >> [17:56] << XD true >> [18:01] *** Mojiru_Watanabe is now known as Yanbetari [18:02] *** Yanbetari is now known as Mojiru_Watanabe [18:04] *** BerlapSack (Yoinokuchi@Toronto-ppp220028.sympatico.ca) has joined #rat_besm [18:04] okay! [18:04] everyone nick up and check-in! [18:04] *** Tilus sets mode: +v BerlapSack [18:04] << MO-JI-RU is HERE! >> [18:04] *** BerlapSack is now known as Gendo_Mizohari [18:04] << Enil El, checking in! >> [18:04] << Err, Gere Flywheel. >> [18:05] 8<< I'm here. Only I'm not here right away. So don't use me right away. :p 8>> [18:05] [ * Charles pistol-whips Gere ] [18:05] << I'm using everyone right away, so no. =P >> [18:05] 8<< Then deal with my silence. ;p 8>> [18:06] << Torrin! Deop thyself and check in! You too, Kana! >> [18:06] 8<< Won't be but a few minutes. Just getting some cereal. 8>> [18:06] *** Tenkei (Tenkei@c-66-176-194-130.se.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [18:08] << *twitches* >> [18:08] << Haro. >> [18:09] <> [18:09] << Not yet!! The session hasn't started yet! >> [18:09] << Heh. You're not supposed to be IC in /ooc. >> [18:09] << /ooc >> [18:09] << does anyone here know about web hosting on dedicated servers? >> [18:10] <> [18:10] << Does that help? >> [18:10] << No, Ebanis >> [18:10] << Aww. >> [18:10] <> [18:10] << Kana! You ready? >> [18:10] <> [18:10] << Yes, I think so. >> [18:11] << Okay! >> [18:11] << Okay, might as well wait for Gendo to get back >> [18:11] 8<< Ahaha, here I am. 8>> [18:12] << *Steals Gendo's wallet. >> [18:12] << Thanks. That left LOTS of time for me to think of what to say. XD >> [18:12] <> [18:12] Okay then! Since Hyatt can't log.. [18:12] Session... SUTAAAAAAAATO! [18:12] 8<< Phew! Good thing that was my decoy wallet! 8>> [18:13] The whole group is in stock footage of the control room of the labs, talking with Dr. Ichido. [18:13] 8<< Stock footage! Yeah yeah yeah! 8>> [18:14] << Hyatt can log! >> [18:14] << /me wonders how they have stock footage, when he first appeared last ep. >> [18:14] Mizuki is in the room as well.. but Deruei isn't. He got sent back to the Osaka Funny Farm for a day for violating parole. [18:15] *** Deruei_Adain (WinNT@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #rat_besm [18:15] << XDXDXD >> [18:15] << ...Except he was busted out by Gere. >> [18:15] << Mizuki is in the room as well.. but Deruei isn't. He got sent back to the Osaka Funny Farm for a day for violating parole. >> [18:16] << We haven't gone back to Osaka yet, you can bust him out then. XD >> [18:16] *** Deruei_Adain (WinNT@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) has left #rat_besm [18:16] << HOEEEE! >> [18:17] *** Warman11 (PoIaris@ip-208-34-99-11-cust.roc.netacc.net) has joined #rat_besm [18:17] *** Deruei_Adain (PoIaris@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #rat_besm [18:17] 2{{ OOC! 2}} [18:17] << You fine now? >> [18:17] *** Warman11 (PoIaris@ip-208-34-99-11-cust.roc.netacc.net) has left #rat_besm [18:17] I have to make the /occ. Go me >< [18:17] << -_- >> [18:17] << Okay >> [18:18] <{ $1- }> [18:18] << Just a sec, getting something to drink then >> [18:18] <{ Hi. }> [18:18] <{ I am champion! }> [18:18] << But I ca/ooc >_< >> [18:18] << What? >> [18:18] << It would seem that Aniverse no longer allows three connections at once. >> [18:19] << Which means Avet and Hyatt and I can't be on all at once. >> [18:19] << Then take Hyatt down. >> [18:19] < >> [18:19] [ You mean Avet ] [18:19] [ It's not like anyone's using Avet. ] [18:19] <{ It's possible. }> [18:19] << Manga Man is. >> [18:19] <{ God, this is ugly. Hold on while I fix things. }> [18:19] << Back-su >> [18:19] [ Does he have any queues? ] [18:19] << Turn A Turn is cool. >> [18:19] *** Tilus sets mode: +v Deruei_Adain [18:19] << He's downloading Kanon 08 at the moment. >> [18:19] << You don't need to be connected to send. >> [18:20] [ If there's no queues, Avet can D/C and still send. ] [18:20] *** Hyatt_BESM (Besm@ip68-106-204-176.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #rat_besm [18:20] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Hyatt_BESM [18:20] << Can Hyatt log now, shadie? >> [18:21] << Yes, but she gives no confirmation yet. >> [18:21] << Kayo >> [18:21] -> [hyatt_besm] HELP [18:22] Okay then! Session... REEEEEE-SUTAAAAAAAAATO! [18:22] The whole group is in stock footage of the control room of the labs, talking with Dr. Ichido. [18:22] Mizuki is in the room as well.. but Deruei isn't. He got sent back to the Osaka Funny Farm for a day for violating parole. [18:22] << Eh? >> [18:22] <{ ... }> [18:22] << Oops >> [18:22] << Heh >> [18:23] << Just saying everything over so that it's caught by Hyatt's logs >> [18:23] << I'm going to stick with it.. but Gere, you can bust him out first thing. XD >> [18:24] << Yay! >> [18:24] << Well, I suppose that means that someone won't hate Gere. >> [18:24] << Reaffirms my status as a Master Thief, if anything. >> [18:24] (Dr. Ichido) "Good work, everyone. You've done well defeating the Mecha Demons so far." [18:25] "Ahem. Gear did all of the work. [18:25] "I didn't help much." [18:25] * Charles_Noname is busy tapping away at a laptop [18:25] (Dr, Ichido) "There don't seem to be any signs of any Mecha Demon attacks in the near future, so I feel it's best to let you all have a day off." [18:25] "Oh, and these lovely ladies helped a bit too." [18:25] * Gendo_Mizohari is busy being a gimp. [18:25] * Torrin_Hanrahan holds up a sign saying "You would have to go with Voice Activation, huh?" [18:26] What? A day off! You're cruel Doc! [18:26] "Good. I haven't stolen anything in a while. I may be a bit roughly. [18:26] Hmm? [18:26] * Torrin_Hanrahan hears this about a day off, and throws the sign into the air and pulls a book of poetry out of his pocket, and begins to read. [18:26] "...Or rough. Depends on the sentence." [18:26] << that Server company said they would "contact" me.... >> [18:26] <{ So...I'm not here, right? }> [18:26] * Gere_Flywheel promptly scans the room for bulgining pockets. [18:27] (Mizuki) "Torrin, your Gestalt Engine seems to be able to handle the problems brought about by the voice recognition systems.. You have no need to worry." [18:27] << Yes, Deruei >> [18:27] * Kana_Tebanyaki is being quiet. [18:27] "Say, what time do we have to be back? Or, what time is it? Either would help, really." [18:27] (Dr. Ichido) "Mizuki's willing to drive everyone here through Osaka and have a bit of fun on their day off." [18:28] That's not a bad idea, actually. I need to take my uniform in for dry cleaning. [18:28] * Gere_Flywheel taps one of his watches absentmindedly. [18:28] * Torrin_Hanrahan looks up from his book. [18:28] (Combot) "IT IS CURRENTLY 11:45 AM." [18:28] Well, maybe [18:28] I can find something to do for the day., [18:29] "That one girl. The fiery one. I may need to go get her back." [18:29] (Dr. Ichido) "So, how about it?" [18:29] "Sure! I'll need to take Gear with me, though." [18:29] [ KSEI is playing the Raideen op ] [18:29] "And some pocket money." [18:29] << Yeah. XD >> [18:29] <{ This song isn't very...impressive. }> [18:30] << It's fruity, though. XD >> [18:30] << Very indeed. >> [18:30] (Dr. Ichido) "No. Gear's not going. And, he's locked down, so forget about stealing him." [18:31] "But she needs a day off, Doc!" [18:31] "She's gonna be grumpy otherwise." [18:31] (Dr. Ichido) "Don't be silly! Comdam X is the only mecha of the group I programmed an AI into." [18:32] Good thing, too. [18:32] "And maybe that doesn't bother YOU, but I have to work with her, and I need a pleasant co-worker." [18:32] (Mizuki) "So, is everyone ready?" [18:32] I worry what would happen if every suit had ADA installed. [18:32] "..." [18:32] Lad, I think you need to have the gears in yer head examined as much as the gears in yer clocks. [18:32] "But hey, she's your daughter. I'll just need some money, then." [18:32] There an armory around here? I'd like to pick something up for target shooting. [18:33] "Really? I just oiled them yesterday..." [18:33] * Gere_Flywheel rubs his forehead. [18:33] I just need to get my uniform first. [18:33] * Charles_Noname walks towards his room [18:34] << Now that I think about it, wouldn't the Funny Farm remember me? XD >> [18:34] You enter your room and get changed before you can blink. After all, uniform changing scenes are never shown in mecha shows. [18:34] << Or have a Wanted poster of me? XD >> [18:34] << Yes. XD >> [18:34] * Mojiru_Watanabe stares at Gere for a second, the burts out laughing. [18:34] << And yes. XD XD >> [18:34] "Regardless. I think that poor girl needs to have some fun, too. I'll go get her out of the place." [18:34] Uh, yo. Armory? Guns? Hello? [18:35] You've got one heel of a sense of humor, laddie. [18:35] (Mizuki) "I think I know a place like that in town." [18:35] * Charles_Noname is now wearing his regular uniform and trenchcoat, and carrying his dress uniform in one of those carrying hangers [18:35] << /me considers beating Gere with one of his signs. >> [18:35] "I do? I don't remember stealing that..." [18:36] In town you say? [18:36] (Mizuki) "Alright, I guess everyone's ready. Let's go!" [18:36] * Gere_Flywheel hoists Timeu's Advocado over his shoulder. [18:36] She walks out, expecting everyone else to follow. [18:36] * Charles_Noname follows [18:36] "All of us? That's a lot of work for me!" [18:36] * Gendo_Mizohari shrugs and limps after Mizuki. [18:36] * Gere_Flywheel follows with a shrugh. [18:37] * Kana_Tebanyaki sits still [18:37] Kousuke walks up to Kana. [18:38] (Kousuke) "Hey, aren't you going with the rest of them? [18:38] what? [18:38] * Torrin_Hanrahan supposes he could use a day off, and decides to go to Osaka, since everyone else is anyway. [18:38] oh, alright... [18:38] * Mojiru_Watanabe struts off, still in his oily jumpsuit. [18:38] * Kana_Tebanyaki goes. [18:38] (Kousuke) "Okay, good luck, everyone!" [18:38] The camera turns to Dr. Ichido, staring down at the radar and sighing. [18:39] Suddenly, he begins seeing a single, small solitary blip descending toward Osaka!! [18:39] << Uhoh! >> [18:39] The opening theme begins to play! [18:40] [ da da da! Raideen! ] [18:40] << XD >> [18:40] << No, it's Turn A Turn. >> [18:40] << /me combofwaps Charles and Gere. >> [18:41] Unfortunately, because of repeated crashes and glitchings up of Tilus's computer, plus he got incredibly weirded out after the 5th or so try to write up the lyrics, he decided to forget about it and just pass by this quickly. Next week the lyrics will be played. He promises. [18:41] << Heh. >> [18:41] << I'd like to remind everyone at this time that if they get their Western sheets in this week, I can do it Thursday. >> [18:42] << And Harry's in it! >> [18:42] << Or something. >> [18:42] << Thursday? Ehh.. that'll start mucking up things when GR comes back, I believe at least one person can't do GR on sundays >> [18:42] << can I play just one ep, Ebanis? >> [18:42] << XD Sure. >> [18:43] << The write up's on EAN. >> [18:43] << k >> [18:43] << Or a more up to date one is on my 'serv. >> [18:44] As the show fades back in, there's a shot of the whole gang in Mizuki's car, driving down the road. [18:44] << XD what a scary thought >> [18:44] << And, minus Deruei, of course. >> [18:44] * Mojiru_Watanabe has his feet up. [18:44] "It's a bit cramped in here, you know. Could one of you scoot onto my lap or something?" [18:45] ... Can I kill him? [18:45] * Kana_Tebanyaki scoots over to Gere [18:45] (Mizuki) "Gendo.. We can't kill him until we find the replacement pilot, unfortunately." [18:45] "Hello!" [18:45] *** Deruei_Adain (PoIaris@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) [18:45] *** Deruei_Adain (PoIaris@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #rat_besm [18:45] *** Tilus sets mode: +v Deruei_Adain [18:46] Are you sure? I can dig a shallow grave pretty quickly.. [18:46] Nay. We need the fool. That way when level Osaka, we can blame him. [18:46] "Hey, hey, you can't kill me! It's not like there are any more men for you ladies to play with." [18:46] *** Deruei_Adain (PoIaris@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) has left #rat_besm [18:46] << ... >> [18:47] << He forgot it ID again. >> [18:47] "Those people are men, Gere.." [18:47] * Gere_Flywheel puts an arm around Kana. [18:47] "I know they're women. You don't have to tell me." [18:47] I'm gonna kill him. [18:47] Right now. [18:47] "No, I'm a woman, not them." [18:47] I'm gonna strangle him til he stops moving. [18:48] *** Torrin_Hanrahan sets mode: +v-o Torrin_Hanrahan Torrin_Hanrahan [18:48] "That sounds interesting, miss. Maybe later." [18:48] At least wait until the car stops. I don't want him kicking me when he's struggling. [18:48] .... [18:48] *** Deruei_Adain (PoIaris@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #rat_besm [18:48] <{ Whoo, I hate Sundays. -_- }> [18:48] they are all male!!!!! [18:48] "Say, can we stop by the Osaka Funny Farm?" [18:49] Only if we can make a deposit. [18:49] (Mizuki) "It's not far from here, Gere.. just be patient and stop bothering the other men in the car." [18:49] * Charles_Noname reaches into his pocket, and pulls out his pistol, and positions it to club Gere over the head [18:49] << Is this an attac? >> [18:49] << attack, rather? >> [18:49] "That's a nice gun you have there. I'm not much of a fan of guns, though." [18:50] * Mojiru_Watanabe shifts in his seat, and falls asleep ignoring Gere. [18:50] [ I'm about to ] [18:50] I suggest you be quiet. [18:50] "Yes ma'am." [18:50] Mizuki sweatdrops. [18:50] * Gere_Flywheel stares out a window. [18:51] << Whack him anyway. >> [18:51] * Kana_Tebanyaki grabs Gere's hand and drops it on (Guy who's sitting next to him)'s crotch. [18:51] * Charles_Noname puts the gun away [18:51] Hey! Get yer bloody hands off of me! [18:51] ..That would be Gendo. [18:51] "..." [18:51] << Oh, NM then. >> [18:51] "Whoah, little girl. That almost counts as foreplay." [18:51] * Gere_Flywheel removes his hand. [18:51] .... [18:51] ...from there. [18:51] Gah! [18:51] * Torrin_Hanrahan starts looking out the window, and considers leaping out while it's still moving. [18:52] ughh... you really are brain dead, aren't you? [18:52] (Mizuki) "We're almost there.. Will everyone in the back please keep it quiet?" [18:52] "Not that I know of. You'd have to ask my brain, though." [18:52] *SNORE* [18:53] He must die.. [18:53] Only if this dude keeps acting crazy. [18:53] << Charles, you may attack when ready. XD >> [18:53] *** Tilus sets mode: +v Deruei_Adain [18:53] << ...Geez...XDX >> [18:53] [ * Charles considers it ] [18:54] * Kana_Tebanyaki grabs charles' gun and thwacks Gere with it. [18:54] Meanwhile, the car begins making its way into the edge of town, and promptly parks in front of Shuuto Firearms. Right next door is the Osaka Funny Farm. [18:54] << Roll 2d6 for hit, Kana >> [18:54] "Ah, here's my stop." [18:54] * Mojiru_Watanabe sniffs, then sits up with a start. [18:54] 8<< A firearms place beside a mental institution? 8>> [18:54] Hyatt, 2d6 [18:54] * Results of Kana_Tebanyaki's 2d6 roll: 7 [18:54] I smell gunpowder! [18:54] [ That'd be quite the grab, as it's in my pocket ] [18:55] <{ Wow! Why would anyone have those two things next to each other? }> [18:55] << She uses Hammerspace. >> [18:55] Gere gets out of the car right as Kana swings her arm down to club Gere on the head with Charles' gun, barely missing! [18:55] * Gere_Flywheel somehow avoids the thwhack, and kisses Kana's hand before getting out of the car. [18:55] * Gendo_Mizohari gets out of the car. [18:55] Excuse me, give that back. [18:55] * Mojiru_Watanabe pops the door open, and leaps out onto the ground. [18:55] * Charles_Noname takes the gun back [18:56] "Bye, ladies! Don't miss me too much!" [18:56] << Yes, Gendo. XD >> [18:56] Now this is my kind of store! [18:56] *** Hi (~Hi@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #rat_besm [18:56] * Gere_Flywheel wanders over to the funny farm, ignoring the various Wanted posters of himself plastered around. [18:56] * Mojiru_Watanabe heads into Shuuto Firearms to check their stock. [18:56] *** Deruei_Adain (PoIaris@c-24-98-163-215.atl.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [18:57] *** Hi is now known as Deruei_Adain [18:57] (Shuuto Clerk) "Hello there, how may I help you?" [18:57] * Gendo_Mizohari follows Mojiru into Shuuto Firearms. [18:57] * Charles_Noname takes his uniform and heads to the cleaners [18:57] <{ Did I miss anything? }> [18:57] * Torrin_Hanrahan reclines his seat, and takes a nap. [18:57] * Kana_Tebanyaki grabs a hard object from the ground and chases Gere. [18:57] Charles, the cleaners is on the opposite side of Shuuto Firearms, convieniently. [18:58] Kana, you find a metal pipe from a car just laying there on the ground. [18:58] What have you got in the way of high powered weaponary? [18:58] (Shuuto Clerk) "Just a second!" [18:58] High power. I like the way you think. [18:58] She pushes a button to cause a panel on the wall to flip around, revealing a pair of large bazookas. [18:59] * Charles_Noname enters the cleaners [18:59] Hmm, not bad. [18:59] * Gendo_Mizohari sweatdrops. [18:59] * Mojiru_Watanabe picks one up and checks the sight on it. [18:59] Got a testing range for these things? [18:59] (Cleaners Clerk) "How may I help you?" [18:59] << Yeah, the mental institution's yard. >> [19:00] Excuse me, I would like this cleaned. It's extra delicate, so please be careful. [19:00] * Charles_Noname hands the uniform over [19:00] (Shuuto Clerk) "Yeah, right over there. There's lots of live targets over there, too!" [19:00] All right! [19:00] Shuuto Clerk points in the direction of the Osaka Funny Farm. [19:00] Ahaha... live targets... isn't that illegal? [19:00] (Cleaners Clerk) "Okay, that'll be 6500 yen." [19:00] * Mojiru_Watanabe takes both of them, one on each shoulder, and heads in the indicated direction. [19:01] Right. [19:01] * Charles_Noname takes out his wallet and hands over the money [19:01] <{ /me whimpers * }> [19:01] * Kana_Tebanyaki is chasing Gere, with the pipe raised over her head. [19:01] << Don't worry! Gere is here to save the day! >> [19:01] (Shuuto Clerk) "Not really, the law makes an exception for the mentally insane." [19:01] << XD NoeZ. Now I'm gonna die. >> [19:01] ... Right.. uh.. [19:01] Heh. Maybe I should find the nut with the clocks then. [19:02] When can I come back and pick it up? [19:02] (Cleaners Clerk) "It'll be ready by the end of the day." [19:03] (Cleaners Clerk) "Thank you, and have a nice day!" [19:03] * Mojiru_Watanabe strides in, and looks over the various institionalized individuals. [19:03] Same to you. [19:03] I'm more interested in something less... explosive. [19:03] Cleaners Clerk bows. [19:03] * Charles_Noname tips his hat to the clerk and walks out [19:04] Shuuto Clerk points to a wall with varying handguns. [19:04] Eeeh. Anything bigger? [19:04] Now, what to do. [19:04] Shuuto Clerk then points to the adjacent wall, with varying rifles. [19:05] Nah. Bigger. More automatic. [19:05] Gere, the Osaka Funny Farm seems to be pretty poorly guarded. It's a peaceful Sunday, after all. [19:05] << Do I happen to see Deruei among the targets? >> [19:05] * Gere_Flywheel wanders over to the main nurse's desk. [19:05] Deruei is among the targets. [19:05] <{ Oh, noeZ. }> [19:06] Hey! Deruei! You here to try out some weapons too? [19:06] * Kana_Tebanyaki attemps to swing the pipe at Gere before he gets to the desk. [19:06] Kana, 2d6 for hit! [19:06] "Excuse me, ma'am. My girlfriend is in here, and I'd like to get her. [19:06] Hyayy, 2d6 [19:06] hyatt, 2d6 [19:06] * Results of Kana_Tebanyaki's 2d6 roll: 9 [19:06] The pipe misses its' target by a longshot! [19:06] << Hey, everyone missing Gere is funny. >> [19:07] The nurse is a man, by the way. [19:07] * Kana_Tebanyaki gets back up [19:07] << That doesn't affect me. XD >> [19:07] Ah. Yo? Anything more.. automatic? Bigger? [19:07] * Charles_Noname begins wandering the streets [19:07] << Just a sec >> [19:07] <{ /me is busy yelling at stuff. Go me. }> [19:07] (Shuuto Clerk) "Here, try this." [19:07] HEY! DERUEI! [19:07] * Kana_Tebanyaki walks away and heads to the gun store. [19:07] Shuuto Clerk points to a Depression-era machine gun. [19:08] * Deruei_Adain is startled, and jumps into the air. [19:08] Hey! The dude with the explosives! [19:08] 8<< You mean a Tommy Gun? :p 8>> [19:08] << (Shuuto Clerk) I'm not even supposed to be here today. >> [19:08] << Yeah. =P >> [19:08] That looks promising. [19:08] Hey, is anyone here? [19:08] * Deruei_Adain waves to Mojiru. [19:09] Dude with the explosives! I'm no ordinary dude with explosives! I am... MOJIRU WATANABE! [19:09] (Shuuto Clerk) "That'll be 15500 yen, sir." [19:09] Hey dude, I need a gun! [19:09] * Mojiru_Watanabe fires both bazookas in random direction for dramatic effect. [19:09] << Shuuto Clerk is a girl. =P >> [19:09] "Excuse me, ma'am. Hello?" [19:09] * Gendo_Mizohari drops the suitable amount of yen onto the counter. [19:09] * Gere_Flywheel taps the head nurse on the forehead. [19:09] I need some components to fix up ADA. I wonder if there's a cyberware store in this place. [19:09] Excuse me Ma'am.... [19:10] One of the bazooka shots rips right through the cage containing Deruei! [19:10] I am in need of a firearm [19:10] * Deruei_Adain gasps! [19:10] He's free to get out. [19:10] << Yeah, just not like ONE PERSON appreciate Gere... >> [19:10] * Deruei_Adain dashes out and gives Mojiru a high-five. [19:10] << Like = let. >> [19:10] (Shuuto Clerk) "Hmm? What would you like?" [19:10] Something that is really good at killing co-workers.] [19:11] The machine gun. [19:11] * Mojiru_Watanabe looks at where the shots landed. [19:11] Somehting big and automatic. [19:11] << Gendo: (Shuuto Clerk) "That'll be 15500 yen, sir." >> [19:11] BAH! They call this "high-powered"? The building is still mostly standing! [19:11] << Oh, right. >> [19:11] Shuuto Clerk gives Gendo the machine gun! [19:11] * Gere_Flywheel decides that the head nurse is either a statue or deaf, and just walks into the patient's room. [19:11] Mojiru! [19:12] That was the coolest! [19:12] * Gendo_Mizohari aims in a rather classic pose. [19:12] Nice. [19:12] * Mojiru_Watanabe stomps back over to Shuuto Fireams. [19:12] << Okay, this is getting out of hand.. XD >> [19:12] <{ Poor Uncle Tilus. }> [19:12] [ * Charles is NOWHERE near this ] [19:12] Suddenly, everyone hears a loud crash outside! [19:12] Arrgghh.... He's going to get away!!!! [19:12] Your bazookas are defective. You need to at least triple the explosive force. [19:12] Charles, the sound of the crash is within hearing distance. [19:13] * Kana_Tebanyaki takes the biggest machine gun and runs outside. [19:13] * Charles_Noname spins towards the noise [19:13] What the heck was that? [19:13] "Oh, my. She'll have to wait for me, then." [19:13] * Mojiru_Watanabe insitinctively runs towards the sound of the crash. [19:13] * Gere_Flywheel walks outside. [19:13] * Mojiru_Watanabe drops the Bazookas as he runs. [19:13] * Charles_Noname starts runnings towards the sound [19:13] Eh..? [19:14] * Gendo_Mizohari limps outside in the direction of the crash. [19:14] Ooh! What blew up! [19:14] A large metal object is standing there in the middle of the street, half molten from the impact. A man with a ridiculously large afro is laying on the ground next to it, unconscious. [19:14] <{ Afuro? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO }> [19:14] << And a purple mustache? >> [19:14] * Deruei_Adain is outside, too. [19:14] [ Bat? ] [19:14] ... Man. That, is alot of hair. [19:14] Ah, that had better not have hit the cleaners. [19:14] * Mojiru_Watanabe runs towards the man, then proceeds to run straight past him, and up the the metal object. [19:14] "She's got some pretty bad fashion sense, but not bad." [19:15] Mizuki runs toward the afro man and kneels down beside him! [19:15] (Mizuki) "Hey, you okay?" [19:15] Oh, thats right... [19:15] * Gere_Flywheel walks over to the man and checks his pockets. [19:15] * Kana_Tebanyaki points the newly aquired machine gun at Gere. [19:15] Hmm. Casing is intact. Seems to work purely on kinetic force. [19:16] Afro Man begins groaning lightly before coming to. [19:16] Gere, he has no pockets. [19:16] "What kind of strange girl doesn't have pockets?" [19:16] * Gendo_Mizohari shrugs and fiddles with his tommy gun. [19:16] But it heats too much. The molten metal cusions the impact, and doesn't offer enough colateral damage in what little it spreads. [19:16] * Gere_Flywheel shrughs, disappointed. [19:16] * Charles_Noname , seeing the array of heavy weaponry around, draws his pistol and looks for cover [19:17] He gets up and looks at Mizuki. His skin is a bit pale, and that afro doesn't look like it's natural. [19:17] * Mojiru_Watanabe whacks the metal thing with a large hex wrench. [19:17] Mojiru, it just makes a loud metallic clang. [19:18] Bah! [19:18] It's a somewhat hollow clang, implying the metallic object is not solid metal. [19:18] * Kana_Tebanyaki fires at the metal thing with her machine gun. [19:18] Kana gets the same result. [19:18] It's not even solid! That's space being wasted where a warhead could go! [19:18] [ Ok, things are going a bit out of hand here ] [19:18] (Afro Man) "I'm okay, but.." [19:19] << did it penetrate? >> [19:19] He turns around and stares at the rest of the group, with a rather dark stare. [19:19]