[05:07] ROLL 6 TIMES using 2 six siders. Divide by 3! [05:07] Ok, thanks, finally got it. [05:07] 2d6 [05:07] Fluff, 2d6: 10 [2d6=4,6] [05:07] 2d6 [05:07] Fluff, 2d6: 7 [2d6=4,3] [05:07] 2d6 [05:07] Contagonist, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5] [05:07] Sum up and divide? [05:07] Right [05:07] So Cont got a 2 [05:07] ok [05:07] 2d6 [05:07] De_Niro, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1] [05:07] what's this one for? [05:08] We're getting our basic stats. [05:08] 2d6 [05:08] De_Niro, 2d6: 3 [2d6=1,2] [05:08] 2d6 [05:08] Contagonist, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2] [05:08] 2d6 [05:08] De_Niro, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [05:08] Wait, it's not 1d6 for each stat? [05:08] No [05:08] 2d6 [05:08] De_Niro, 2d6: 9 [2d6=4,5] [05:08] I got 25, divided by 3... 8. [05:08] 2d6 [05:08] De_Niro, 2d6: 10 [2d6=6,4] [05:08] It's 2d6/3 for each stat then? [05:08] Guys. One at a time please. [05:08] Right [05:08] 2d6 [05:08] De_Niro, 2d6: 5 [2d6=4,1] [05:08] * Shingro waits for the chaos to die down [05:08] 2d6 Athletics [05:08] Contagonist, Athletics: 6 [2d6=5,1] [05:09] Random, just explain it all the way, and then we do it. [05:09] 2d6 Cunning [05:09] 2 [05:09] Contagonist, Cunning: 6 [2d6=5,1] [05:09] 2d6 Affection [05:09] Contagonist, Affection: 9 [2d6=6,3] [05:09] I´m totally lost. [05:09] 3 [05:09] 2d6 Skill [05:09] Contagonist, Skill: 8 [2d6=4,4] [05:09] Fluff... it's really easy. [05:10] that 8 is now a 2. [05:10] Divided by 3, rounded down. [05:10] 2d6 Luck [05:10] Contagonist, Luck: 3 [2d6=2,1] [05:10] Fluff so as far as I can figure, for each stat you roll 2d6/3 right? [05:10] so i got this: athletics 3, cunning 4, affection 4, skill 4, luck 6, will 2 // 2d6 / 3 2,1,4,3,3,1 [05:10] So it is, yes. [05:10] * Tavish has joined #MAIDRPG [05:10] 2d6 Will [05:10] Contagonist, Will: 6 [2d6=1,5] [05:10] * Tavish lurks. [05:10] 2d6 athletics [05:10] Fluff, athletics: 9 [2d6=4,5] [05:11] HI GAIZ [05:11] sooooo can I keep my rolls? from the 6d6 and just calculate them in order? c_c [05:11] 2d6 cunning [05:11] Fluff, cunning: 4 [2d6=2,2] [05:11] 2d6 skill [05:11] Fluff, skill: 8 [2d6=5,3] [05:11] I'm rolling after you, Fluff. [05:11] 2d6 affection [05:11] Fluff, affection: 9 [2d6=5,4] [05:11] 2d6 luck [05:11] Fluff, luck: 10 [2d6=5,5] [05:11] 2d6 will [05:11] Fluff, will: 8 [2d6=2,6] [05:11] I have rolled, now to calculate stats: [05:11] * Shingro will roll remaining stats last [05:12] 2d6 Athletics [05:12] 2d6 Cunning [05:12] 2d6 Affection [05:12] Adslahnit, Athletics: 4 [2d6=1,3] [05:12] Adslahnit, Cunning: 7 [2d6=1,6] [05:12] Adslahnit, Affection: 6 [2d6=3,3] [05:12] 2d6 Skill [05:12] 2d6 Luck [05:12] 2d6 Will [05:12] Adslahnit, Skill: 7 [2d6=3,4] [05:12] Adslahnit, Luck: 7 [2d6=5,2] [05:12] Adslahnit, Will: 11 [2d6=5,6] [05:12] 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2 [05:12] nice ~ [05:12] I wish I had more cunning... [05:12] ah well I guess I should redo my rolls like everyone else :< *waves goodbye to awesomestats* [05:12] 2d6 athletics [05:12] Shingro, athletics: 5 [2d6=1,4] [05:13] 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3. Son of a bitch. [05:13] 2d6 cunning [05:13] Shingro, cunning: 5 [2d6=4,1] [05:13] 2d6 affection [05:13] Shingro, affection: 8 [2d6=6,2] [05:13] 2d6 skill [05:13] Shingro, skill: 6 [2d6=3,3] [05:13] 2d6 luck [05:13] Shingro, luck: 8 [2d6=6,2] [05:13] 2d6 will [05:13] Shingro, will: 7 [2d6=1,6] [05:14] So, Shingro has 1,1,2,2,2,2. [05:14] enough to make you cry =P [05:14] 2,1,4,3,3,1 are mine [05:14] hott [05:15] I'm a powergamer dammit, settling for average makes me cry D: [05:15] still I won't cry over losing a point or two of and cunning affection [05:15] mine are 2, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, [05:15] we gotta tough it out adsl, and work with what we come along [05:15] Yeah, I have to make the most of what I've got. [05:15] it's like post apocalyptic survival RPG, if you find a knife... you become a knife fighter =P [05:15] Wow... De Niro´s maid is a Tsundere! [05:15] LMAO [05:15] Or being a Fighter 20. [05:15] yeah actually [05:16] <_____> It's like 1st edition D&D all over again! [05:16] I'm envious of DeNiro's affection :< [05:16] i got a lot of love [05:16] You´ll be the master´s whore, then. [05:16] you'll be making a lot of "<3" emotes =P [05:16] 1E D&D apparently thinks you decide on your career first, then how smart/strong/dextrous you are later. [05:17] no willpower and no cunning. [05:17] hahahaha [05:17] So, what do we do now, Random? [05:18] he's probably looking it up and figuring how not to have it devolve into chaos (more then is fun at least) [05:18] Will is REALLY good. Session Close: Mon May 12 05:28:21 2008 Session Start: Mon May 12 05:28:21 2008 Session Ident: #MAIDRPG [05:28] * Disconnected [05:29] * Attempting to rejoin channel #MAIDRPG [05:30] * Rejoined channel #MAIDRPG [05:30] BUT [05:30] ;_; [05:30] wb~ [05:30] I'm curious, but not THAT curious. =P [05:30] Fucking power surge. [05:30] You get one affection! [05:30] What did I miss? [05:30] ok [05:30] wow [05:30] We is rolling what kind of maid we are. [05:30] figured that'd be it, I'll text you the log really fast [05:30] 5 affection!!! [05:30] This comes right after the stats. [05:30] basicly roll 2d6 [05:30] for your type [05:30] Sure, just send it to me. [05:30] So put down under maid types your two maid types you just rolled up. [05:30] Shall I roll now? [05:31] One sec. [05:31] Ads... did you get your basic stats written? I'm not sure if you got that I want you to send me the sheet when you're done. [05:31] I may be the pure innocent WHM, but I'm not planning on joining this particular game. =P [05:31] Athletics: 1 [05:31] Cunning: 2 [05:31] Affection: 2 [05:31] Skill: 2 [05:31] Luck: 2 [05:31] Will: 3 [05:31] Those are mine. [05:31] At my e-mail: Usuallyrandom@gmail.com [05:32] But that's when we're all done. [05:32] Okay... Fluff, go right ahead. [05:32] 2d6 [05:32] Fluff, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [05:32] Hooah. [05:32] Double Heroine! Subtract 2 from your Luck but give yourself 2 will! [05:32] (Adsl, is the .txt send getting blocked?) [05:33] It's not. [05:33] Ads. You're up. [05:33] Do I just roll 2d6 and you tell me what I get? [05:33] * Shingro rummages with upload services [05:33] Yep. [05:33] 2d6 [05:33] Yes [05:33] Adslahnit, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2] [05:33] Be right back. [05:34] * Cerise_Tanlladwyr has joined #MAIDRPG [05:34] * Cerise_Tanlladwyr is now known as Tythanin [05:34] Hurr, just upload the log on our wiki and link it here. [05:34] Sexy and Cool (think Rei or Yuki Nagato), add 1 to Skill and Cunning. Subtract 1 from Will and Affection. [05:34] good call [05:35] Athletics: 1 [05:35] Cunning: 3 [05:35] Affection: 1 [05:35] Skill: 3 [05:35] Luck: 2 [05:35] Will: 2 [05:35] These are the best alignments ever! [05:35] So I'm the silent type or what? [05:35] silent clumsy type =P [05:35] Now I´m a moralfaggy time-traveling British commando! [05:35] Or can I just say "Fuck this" and act how I want? [05:36] The description for Cool is "Composed, expressionless, unflappable, doll-like" [05:36] hahaha [05:36] Dinner!!! I'll be back soon. [05:36] Heroine is "Earnest, single-minded, tries her very best." [05:36] Yeah, I think I'll just say "Fuck this" and act how I want. [05:36] pure and sexy? [05:36] You can pick one or all of those qualities for your characters. [05:36] We can pick? I thought we had to roll? [05:36] is it required? or just a suggestion? [05:37] <_____> lol Sakuya? [05:37] Suggestion [05:37] lol Sakuya [05:37] ok [05:37] howabout 'Boyish' [05:37] You can play how you like, but you should lean towards one or both in some manner. [05:37] "Wild, energetic, vigorous, at first glance looks like a boy." [05:37] So now that we can pick, can we select different traits? [05:37] Like any tomboy in anime. [05:38] Seeing how my character is British, and a commando, I guess I´ll be the collected kind of heroine. [05:38] could you put down the description for the purehearted maid then? =P [05:38] whoohoo reversetrap [05:38] "Pure, innocent, clean, fragile" [05:38] hahahaha, well I can tryyyyyy [05:38] Can we have more than two traits? [05:39] I won't force you guys to play your maid type, but you are stuck with them. [05:39] Because they mess with your stats. [05:39] Now... we get to the really fun stuff. [05:39] >:D awesome [05:39] this is where we become demons and whatnot right? [05:40] Yeah. [05:40] We're going to do SPECIAL QUALITIES [05:40] WOOOOOHOOOOO! [05:40] Oh shit. [05:40] Now, this roll will be a little weird. [05:40] It's gonna work like a percentile, but with 6 siders. [05:40] Shingro, did you upload the log yet? [05:40] so if I roll... [05:40] 2d6 [05:41] UsuallyRandom, 2d6: 8 [2d6=6,2] [05:41] I got 62 [05:41] kk [05:41] Get it? [05:41] 2d6 [05:41] * Rasamune has joined #MAIDRPG [05:41] Fluff, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [05:41] I have 66% ? [05:41] Adsl: naw I'm going to wait until we're done, actually I was thinking we could put it all on the wiki if they'll let us [05:41] No, I go into table 66 and tell you the result. [05:41] Sure, that'll be a good idea. [05:41] Ok then. [05:41] besides the only things you missed were Random's email and that we were rolling 2d6 [05:41] Then we can have a #nova Meido RPG session. [05:42] =P [05:42] -_-; [05:42] :D [05:42] roll 2d6 Here goes nothing, goddammit. [05:42] We're gonna do this three times per person. Roll one each, I'll tell you the result and go ahead. [05:42] 6+6 would be 100%? [05:42] Adslahnit, Here goes nothing, goddammit.: 4 [2d6=2,2] [05:42] 2d6 [05:42] Fluff, 2d6: 10 [2d6=6,4] [05:43] 2d6 [05:43] Fluff, 2d6: 8 [2d6=6,2] [05:43] Wait [05:43] yeah lets do this one at a time [05:43] Let's go down the list. [05:43] Ads. Roll once please. [05:43] Then we can have a #nova Meido RPG session. <----- Er, #zeal. Got confused. [05:43] 2d6 Once. [05:43] Adslahnit, Once.: 7 [2d6=4,3] [05:44] You're a delinquent. Roll one six sider please to see how you are a delinquent. [05:45] 1d6 Delinquent, what the fuck? [05:45] Adslahnit, Delinquent, what the fuck?: 4 [1d6=4] [05:45] Bad Expression: You have a perpetual unpleasant expression, and this makes first meetings difficult. [05:45] Okay, roll 2d6 again Ads. [05:45] 2d6 [05:45] Adslahnit, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2] [05:46] You got a symbol. Roll another die. [05:46] 1d6 Symbol? [05:46] Adslahnit, Symbol?: 1 [1d6=1] [05:47] Symbol- Skull. Your headdress, apron, necktie, forehead, or chest has a skull mark. [05:47] Okay one more 2d6 from you. [05:47] 2d6 [05:47] Adslahnit, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6] [05:47] swesome [05:47] Can it be the Ork skull? [05:47] Your Maid is Greedy. [05:47] Yes, it can be. [05:47] WAAAAAAAAAAGH [05:48] Have it on your squeezy gubbinz [05:48] Emperor preserve us! [05:48] Okay... okay... [05:48] Cont. Now your turn. [05:48] 2d6 [05:48] Contagonist, 2d6: 8 [2d6=3,5] [05:48] Okay, so I'm basically an evil maid? [05:48] if you want to be =P [05:49] you are certainly a greedy >:(!! maid with a giant skull mark on her [05:49] that's a pretty good 'in' to being evil =P [05:49] Cont- Princess [05:49] but do whatever you want with it [05:49] Roll again [05:49] 1d6 [05:49] Contagonist, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [05:49] (or 2d6?) [05:49] No, gimme another 2d6 [05:50] I think he ment 2d6 [05:50] 2d6 [05:50] Contagonist, 2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4] [05:50] Okay... change that one to Prince, because 24 is "Actually a guy" [05:50] oh god XD [05:50] EPIC [05:50] D: [05:50] We can re-roll that one if you want. [05:51] Don´t! Now you can play Lelouch as a maid! [05:51] Cont, one more roll. [05:51] I'm really suprised there's a non-subtable item on a number as common as 6 [05:51] I will reroll [05:51] 2d6 [05:51] Contagonist, 2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4] [05:52] Ouch. It's telling you something. Roll again. [05:52] (it's destiny) [05:52] I reroll the same damn thing. [05:52] 2d6 [05:52] Contagonist, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6] [05:52] Do you want to be a guy or greedy? [05:52] I guess a guy, hehehe. [05:53] Okay. Roll 2d6 again, Last one., [05:53] http://www.big-metto.net/Upload/files/Hayatenis-Mk2.jpg <--- Contagonist [05:53] 2d6 [05:53] Contagonist, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [05:53] Criminal Tendencies! Roll a six sider plz! [05:53] this is awesome [05:53] 1d6 [05:53] Contagonist, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [05:54] OTAKU: You have some obsession that you tirelessly pursue, with little or no regard for common sense. (you get to pick) [05:54] oh gog [05:54] Okay De_Niro, ya there? [05:54] Can you be an Otaku of murder? [05:54] howabout "Maids?" =P no wonder you're here [05:55] Oh God or Bog, otaku obsession with Nadsat [05:55] <_____> This game is awesome. I wish I wasn't just lurking. [05:55] Same here. [05:56] What's Nadsat? [05:56] never read/watched clockwork orange? [05:56] No. [05:56] hopefully Random can release the tables to us at some point =D [05:56] all right, I'll think of something else [05:57] Katanas. [05:57] Just think of some sort of hobby or interest carried way too far. [05:57] * Ain_Gartland has joined #MAIDRPG [05:57] Of course [05:57] Drone endlessly about how you're sick of al this masterwork bastard sword bullshit that's going on in... [05:57] I'm tempted to have Warhammer 40,000~ [05:57] FINGER PAINTING. [05:57] RIPPING AND TEARING. [05:57] so! De Niro? but he's off making food [05:57] Alright. De_Niro isn't answering. So let's go down the list to Fluff. [05:58] so then Fluff [05:58] Ok, then. [05:58] ahhh sorry~ [05:58] 2d6 [05:58] Fluff, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1] [05:58] Elf Ears! go again please. [05:58] lol [05:58] 2d6 [05:58] Fluff, 2d6: 10 [2d6=6,4] [05:59] You're a monster, roll a six sider to see which. [05:59] how is Otaku: Books? [05:59] 1d6 [05:59] Fine [05:59] Fluff, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [05:59] SHINIGAMI! [05:59] Death Reaper [05:59] JESUS CHRIST [05:59] Holy shit [05:59] <_____> Hahaha oh wow [05:59] And how does that change my character? [05:59] And my character has Otaku: Books [05:59] O.O [06:00] What kind of books, Cont? Or is this a Yomiko Readman thing? [06:00] Oh, you're a death god working as a maid. [06:00] All kinds - general bibliophile [06:00] Okay. [06:00] sooooo yes Yomiko XD [06:00] well, maybe SciFi [06:00] Jeeeeeeeesus... [06:00] Ok, third roll now, or is that it? [06:01] Alright Fluff... your rolling hot. One more 2d6. [06:01] 2d6 [06:01] Fluff, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [06:01] Your maid is Easygoing. [06:01] "You take things slow and calm, at your own pace. This doesn2019t affect your attributes." [06:01] A Shinigami maid with pointy ears and a Reimu attitude? Now, somehow I find that really, really hot... [06:01] <_____> Easygoing death god = Komachi? [06:01] No wonder she works as a maid! [06:02] Shin... you're up! [06:02] is Rasa in this or is it my turn? :D [06:02] woo~ [06:02] 2d6 [06:02] Shingro, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5] [06:02] Overactive Imagination [06:02] roll 2d6 again. [06:02] UsuallyRandom, again.: 7 [2d6=3,4] [06:02] Easygoing time-travelling pointy-eared British Death God Commando for the MOTHERFUCKING WIN. [06:02] 2d6 [06:02] Shingro, 2d6: 11 [2d6=5,6] [06:03] I'm just watching, thanks [06:03] You got a truama, get me a single roll please. [06:03] Me too, just watching and checking if this is worthy of giving a try. [06:03] 1d6 [06:03] Shingro, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [06:03] You saw your parents die. [06:03] clearly I misenterpeted the trauma if I'm still purehearted =P [06:04] EMO MAID. [06:04] WITH ADHD. [06:04] and you have an overactive imagination. [06:04] How...what. A purehearted girl who saw her parents die and has an Overactive imagination. [06:04] roll 2d6 [06:04] Shingro, 2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3] [06:04] so it may be the defense. [06:04] or I might be like that girl in Sayonara Zetsubo Sense [06:04] So...you're Kafuka. [06:04] I'm going to make myself taller. [06:04] Kafka? [06:04] You saw your parents die... in a dream. [06:04] You're a shape shifter Shingro, give me another one die roll. [06:04] Rules lawyering, go. [06:05] roll 1d6 [06:05] Shingro, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [06:05] Woot! A loli-goo maid! XD [06:05] Shapeshifter: SNAKE "You2019re actually a snake, and you can take on a naga form, turning the lower half of your body into a snake tail." [06:05] BARF [06:05] You furry. [06:05] so I have no full human form? [06:05] But you don't need to turn yourself into one. [06:05] Yes you do. [06:06] so I have full human/halfsnake/full snake? [06:06] <_____> Just be a regular snake wearing an apron [06:06] <_____> It'll be awesome [06:06] Full human or Half Snake. [06:06] yeah sure I'll just tie it... uh... [06:06] I dunno, people can get traumatized without actually becoming cynical. [06:06] Maybe it's a curse when your parents died. [06:07] It's all up to you, really. [06:07] De_Niro isn't back yet. [06:07] so does this do much to me? [06:07] or are these just kinda guidelines [06:07] Guidelines for roleplaying. [06:07] righto~ [06:08] So since De_Niro isn't back yet, lets get to the WEAPONS. [06:08] Yay, combat. [06:08] It's mostly cosmetic, but this is your maid signature weapon. [06:08] Please be a spiked chain, please be a spiked chain, please be a spiked chain... [06:08] . o O ( back when I was just a little snake.... my parents tried to make themselves longer.... ) [06:08] Ads gimme 2d6. [06:08] 2d6 THIS HAD BETTER BE A SPIKED CHAIN. [06:08] Adslahnit, THIS HAD BETTER BE A SPIKED CHAIN.: 6 [2d6=1,5] [06:09] << yeah good luck with that XD >> [06:09] <_____> Watch it be a whip. [06:09] Go ahead and roll again :) [06:09] you get brass knuckles [06:09] 2d6 COME ON, SPIKED CHAIN. [06:09] Adslahnit, COME ON, SPIKED CHAIN.: 5 [2d6=2,3] [06:09] You got a Rifle. [06:09] 2d6 [06:09] Contagonist, 2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2] [06:10] FUCK, THAT'S NOT A SPIKED CHAIN. [06:10] oh god D: [06:10] "You wield a rifle. Feel free to decide what kind." [06:10] you could fire spikes from it... [06:10] Okay then, it's a rifle that can collapse into a spiked chain. [06:10] What. [06:10] Dude... [06:10] SCIENCE. [06:10] What did I get? [06:10] Just have it fire a spike with a chain attaching it to the rifle. [06:10] faiiil [06:10] Okay... Cont... you got a.... [06:10] Hammer [06:11] Can be a hammer of any kind. [06:11] Goldion Hammer. [06:11] Warhammer, a squeeky hammer, a throwing hammer, a MC HAMMER CD... [06:11] whatever.... [06:11] Just a regular tool hammer. [06:11] c_c [06:11] A giant mallet? [06:11] <_____> Claw or ball peen? [06:11] 2d6 [06:11] * Shingro prods Fluff [06:12] Fluff, 2d6: 8 [2d6=3,5] [06:12] Just a regular hammer, got it. [06:12] claw [06:12] * Kite-kun has joined #MAIDRPG [06:12] <_____> Good man. [06:12] Fluff's got a chain saw! [06:12] Oh dear [06:12] WOW HOWOW [06:12] a mutha fn chainsaw! [06:12] HAHAHAHA OH WOW. [06:12] Shin... go ahead. [06:12] Dang, can it get even weirder or what? [06:12] roll 2d6 [06:12] Shingro, 2d6: 5 [2d6=4,1] [06:13] It can. [06:13] lets hope it does here! [06:13] Axe/Hatchet [06:13] awww~ [06:13] still 'sallright [06:13] No, no, that could work. [06:13] Wanna roll again? [06:13] * Ain_Gartland was hoping Shingro would get a giant sword. [06:13] Eh... [06:13] Just be an innocent, purehearted axe murderer. [06:13] Tyth, do you want to turn Shingro's character into a Kotonoha? [06:14] Like those maids in Meido-san to ookina ken. Those were AWSM! [06:14] * Kite-kun sighs [06:14] But eh, a Maid Pratty is fine as well [06:14] * Cool. [06:14] I would actually [06:14] if you don't mind [06:14] 2d6 [06:14] Shingro, 2d6: 5 [2d6=1,4] [06:14] Roll em! [06:14] LOL It was 5 again! [06:15] but it's a different 5 [06:15] Do it again, last one.... [06:15] 2d6 [06:15] Shingro, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [06:15] 2d6 [06:15] UsuallyRandom, 2d6: 9 [2d6=5,4] [06:15] :) you can pick between a vase, a frying pan or a KATANA. [06:15] MASTERWORK BASTARD SWORD! [06:16] a... a vase? o_O [06:16] how... but... how... what? [06:16] MASTERWORK FRYING PAN! [06:16] That's 15. [06:16] I just have perpetual access to a vase? =D [06:16] yes! [06:16] Vase/Bottle/Pot - When trouble happens, you grab something suitable from around the mansion and wave it around or throw it. [06:16] So, if I understand well, Shingro has a vase, a frying pan and a katana? Or must choose one right now? [06:17] Must choose one right now. [06:17] choosing [06:17] * plays Jeopardy Music. [06:17] I think Vase is best choice, presuming I don't lose access to it in odd times [06:17] This causes excitement and gamble. [06:17] Okay. don't worry too much. [06:17] <_____> UNLIMITED VASE WORKS [06:17] if she's got an overactive imagination it's much funnier for her to spontaniously decide murder is the answer :d [06:17] De_Niro still isn't back yet? [06:18] I AM THE BONE OF MY POTTERY! [06:18] Shingro> You could have been Anna :( [06:18] is there anything left to character creation? [06:18] * Contagonist has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [06:18] Then I wouldn't be original :( [06:18] Two more things. [06:18] ..... sorta... c_C [06:18] That's true. [06:19] (anna not having been an affectionette purehearted snakegirl [06:19] << this is a DETAIL though >> [06:19] 3 more things. Now we get to Stress Explosions. If stress goes over your spirit, you got to do this for X minutes in real time. [06:19] * Contagonist has joined #MAIDRPG [06:19] Oh dear [06:19] back, sorry, sister disconnected [06:19] Cont... we're doing stress explosions. [06:20] ok [06:20] Ads, roll 2d6. [06:20] We are deciding what we do when we go insane. [06:20] * Lord_Specineff13 has joined #MAIDRPG [06:20] 2d6 I want to go on a spiked chain/shootan rampage. [06:20] Adslahnit, I want to go on a spiked chain/shootan rampage.: 7 [2d6=1,6] [06:20] Stealing! [06:20] Cont... roll please! [06:20] 2d6 [06:20] Contagonist, 2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2] [06:21] Teasing- You start persistently tormenting the other maids. [06:21] Fluff. go! [06:21] 2d6 [06:21] Fluff, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1] [06:21] Chainsaw rampage... chainsaw rampage... [06:21] Teasing again. [06:21] Can I reroll? [06:21] Sure [06:21] 2d6 [06:21] Fluff, 2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4] [06:22] Hey, if he gets to reroll, may I reroll? [06:22] Dude, I simply must get a grab of this rulebook and GM a game myself... [06:22] Okay. Fluff's got Violence. [06:22] I want to reroll to have something different. [06:22] we're avoiding duplicates [06:22] Ads, roll again if you really want. [06:22] Violence? Elaborate... [06:22] One more time. that's it. [06:22] :D [06:22] 2d6 Spiked chain time, damn it. [06:22] Adslahnit, Spiked chain time, damn it.: 8 [2d6=3,5] [06:23] (there is no spiked chain time in stress! =P) [06:23] (fluff) Violence-You unleash violence on the other maids and the master. [06:23] Okay... Ads... [06:23] Ain> I'd play in that game, haha. [06:23] Oh god, the entire #zeal crew is in here. [06:24] Running Away- You run away from the mansion. [06:24] Heh! Actuallly, I'm wondering if I would have more fun playing as the mistress, or as a maid... XD [06:24] Hahahaha. [06:24] hehehe [06:24] I'm heading to Tijuana! [06:24] Oh Ads. [06:24] Hey, can I combine the stealing and running away? [06:24] The happiest place on earth, I hear. [06:24] Er... well, you can steal crap while running away, but it would just count as "running away" [06:25] do whatever while you flee the country. [06:25] Yeah, we're invading this place! [06:25] roll 2d6 [06:25] Shingro, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6] [06:25] If I'm running away, at least I'd better try to steal the master's most expensive ride. [06:25] So, with the 'Princess'(prince), does that mean I'm acutally next in line for a throne? [06:25] if that's running away, can I unduplicate myself? [06:25] Yes. [06:25] roll 2d6 [06:25] Shingro, 2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3] [06:25] Can I make up a country? [06:25] Yes [06:25] A Shinji-maid? [06:25] kk [06:26] Shin- You got "Prayer - You escape through religion, relentlessly praying to heaven for protection." [06:26] Shin's a moralfag D: [06:26] o_O [06:26] hey religion is reaaaaly flexible [06:26] No, Shin's a bible thumper. [06:26] I'll pray to the seven headed snake god >:D [06:26] <_____> Blood for the blood god? [06:26] wasn't there a cthulhu snake guy? [06:27] maybe~ I'll have to poke at it a bit [06:27] Khorne has very enjoyable "praying". [06:27] but all I really need to do is appeal to a higher power [06:27] Yes. [06:27] Hmm [06:27] "Taaaaasukete Eeeeriiiiin ;_; [06:27] Ia Ia Cthulhu Fthagan [06:27] Okay, now we get to the maid origin table. [06:28] Put down "Maid Roots" on your sheet. [06:28] Ads, roll 2d6 please! [06:28] 2d6 [06:28] Adslahnit, 2d6: 8 [2d6=6,2] [06:28] Distant Relative- Although you are only distantly related to the master, your parents have put you in his care. [06:29] Cont - go ahead. [06:29] 2d6 [06:29] Contagonist, 2d6: 6 [2d6=5,1] [06:29] Childhood Friend As the master2019s childhood friend, you2019ve used your influence to get here. [06:29] Fluff, your turn [06:30] 2d6 [06:30] Fluff, 2d6: 8 [2d6=4,4] [06:30] Squee [06:30] Infiltrator You are a member of an organization that opposes the master, and you have been sent to spy on or possibly even assassinate him. [06:30] So the master would know that I'm actually a boy? [06:30] oh god [06:30] 2d6 [06:30] Shingro, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [06:30] unduplicate? or go with it? [06:30] JESUS. Now, I´m the bad girl of the movie! [06:30] Mistress - Although you appear to be a maid, it would be more accurate to call you the master2019s lover. [06:31] HAHAHAHA [06:31] HAHAHAHA. [06:31] WHAT. [06:31] :) this is so awesome. [06:31] <_____> Awesome. [06:32] Okay. Now we have maid powers. I want everyone to look at their stats we rolled in the beginning and add them all up. Does the total go under or equal to 9? [06:32] LOL The master has a loli lover! XD [06:32] Mine doesn't [06:32] Ads? Howabout you? [06:33] snake girl is the more importent part =P [06:33] Wait... [06:33] Mine is 14. [06:33] Mine adds up to 12. [06:33] not under [06:33] << I'm guessing lower stats = more powers to compensate? >> [06:33] Exactly. [06:33] But it looks like you each get one. [06:34] rock on everyone? [06:34] Ads what's your highest stat? [06:34] Cunning and Skill, both at a measly 3. [06:34] Roll 1 die please. [06:34] 3 is really good. [06:34] 1d6 Let's do this. [06:34] Adslahnit, Let's do this.: 1 [1d6=1] [06:35] Do you want the power to go anywhere in the mansion you want or the ability to punish other maids when they screw up? [06:36] <_____> Of course he's gonna take Teleport as a spell-like ability [06:36] (I'm asking because the stats are tied for highest) [06:36] Hm, depends. How fast can the former power be activated, and how reliable is it? [06:36] Any time, perfectly reliable. For both abilities. [06:36] And what does punishing involve? [06:36] When other maids make mistakes, you can gain the right to punish them, without them having a chance to make an opposed roll. [06:36] What ever you want it to be. [06:37] So it's more of the right to punish them rather than a supernatural ability to smite them? [06:37] Yes. [06:37] This also includes things in a sexual nature if you really want to [06:37] Greater Teleport as a spell-like ability at will. [06:37] I'm going with that. [06:37] * Kite-kun has seen Maids in Dream [06:37] Okay... put down "LOCKPICKING -You can enter any room whenever you feel like. This works even when someone is using World for Two. " [06:38] So you can just wander into pocket dimensions too... [06:38] Okay, Cont... what's your highest stat? [06:38] Pierce the Border with your Gap [06:38] and roll on 6 sider. [06:38] one 6 sider. [06:38] Tie between Athletics, Affection, and Will [06:38] 1d6 [06:38] Contagonist, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [06:39] CHoose one: Super Evasion - In exchange for 1d6 Stress, you can completely avoid a single attack. [06:39] Maiden2019s Tears- By taking 2D6 Stress, you can make a request that can2019t be refused. (This must be role-played). [06:40] Immune to Pain - During a battle, even if you2019re send flying, you don2019t take any Stress. Outside of battle, however, you can still take Stress points like usual. [06:40] (Battle is any conflict, BTW) [06:40] , you can make a request that can2019t be refused. <----- If it's refused anyway, does the refuser wake up with a horse head in his bed? [06:40] Maidens tears [06:40] Okay, put that down on your sheet. [06:40] De_Niro? Have you returned? [06:40] Wait, I think I mesed up that Godfather reference... [06:41] 2d6 [06:41] Shingro, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [06:41] Wait, how often can I teleport? [06:41] Fluff... what's your highest stat? [06:41] Affection [06:41] << oops! >> [06:41] Will. [06:41] Roll please [06:41] At 4. [06:41] 1d6 [06:41] Fluff, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [06:41] No, how often. Like, can I teleport every split second? [06:41] Absolute Maid - You are the very epitome of a maid, and you take no penalties for removing your uniform. [06:42] o_O [06:42] ... what? [06:42] You don't really "teleport" you just pop in where ever you like. [06:42] this will undoubtably get into a later game mechanic [06:42] ...What. [06:42] But you said it's teleportation! [06:42] Yes... you will gain penalties if you lose your uniform. [06:42] It's pretty much teleportation. [06:42] for the purposes of the game it is [06:42] thanks Shin [06:43] I'm just wondering if I can, say, teleport 60 times per second. [06:43] Okay. Shin, roll Please. [06:43] * Shingro points up [06:43] is that good or should I reroll? [06:43] What hte? The very epitome of a maid, and she only gets to take no penalties to stripping naked? [06:43] I need you to roll one... and tell me your highest stat. [06:43] oh oops [06:43] Oh, wait, I think I got it now... [06:43] I am the Goddess of Death and Maids! [06:43] I've got Affection as highest at 4 [06:44] Okay... and roll please [06:44] You shall kneel before me, or perish! [06:44] He doesn't get penalties, even when he's NOT in a maid dress. [06:44] 1d6 [06:44] Shingro, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [06:44] Windows of the Soul - You understand the master2019s feelings better than anyone, and can offer careful help. (Add 2 to Favor gained). [06:45] Hang on guys. I'll BRB. [06:45] Makes sense. After all, he is the mistress. [06:45] I understand the way to his heart... his loins =P [06:45] Wait, can I teleport OUT of the mansion as well? [06:45] * Ain_Gartland rolls her eyes. [06:45] I fully plan on abusing this teleportation ability of mine. [06:45] I think it was pretty clear it only works in the mansion... [06:45] Ads> It's not uh...really, teleportation. You just get access to everywhere in the mansion :V [06:45] On the other hand, maybe you can teleport into the mansion from outside. [06:46] <_____> Read what the ability said dude [06:46] you have no travel restrictions =P [06:46] <_____> <@UsuallyRandom> Okay... put down "LOCKPICKING -You can enter any room whenever you feel like. This works even when someone is using World for Two. " [06:46] <_____> It's not really teleportation [06:46] Alright... [06:46] <_____> It's getting into any room you want any time you want [06:46] ok, what's next? [06:46] <_____> (Which is still extremely useful IMO) [06:47] So what about if I choose to enter Room A in 1/60th of a second, Room B in the next 1/60th of the second, and then back to Room A in the next 1/60th of the second? [06:47] <_____> If you were standing in the doorframe sure [06:47] this isn't like a SU it's more like a setup, or like... the abiltiy to interfere in anything [06:47] How about Room A, Room B, Room C, then back to Room A? [06:47] mostly at least [06:48] In effect blinking through each room? [06:48] <_____> You'd have to run back through Room A. That's how I'd rule it anyway. [06:48] <_____> Er, through Room B. [06:48] I'm pretty certain that wouldn't work. [06:48] Hey Random, what's next? [06:48] Anyway just wait to see what Random says. [06:48] But if it's "whenever I feel like" and at will... [06:48] When he gets back, at least. [06:48] give him some time =P he'll bbl [06:48] <_____> "Teleportation" was an exaggeration [06:49] If it's not teleportation, then how am I entering pocket dimensions? [06:49] you aren't you're picking locks =P [06:49] By entering the bubble. [06:49] Well [06:49] <_____> +200 to lockpick checks [06:49] Pirecing the Dimension Field with your Foot [06:49] or something [06:49] <_____> You can pick locks that aren't there. [06:50] it's like the combination of lockpicking and not being observed it's kindof "Who ISN'T sure you were there all along?" [06:50] Because I might consider picking the punishment thing instead, if it's not actual teleportation. [06:50] So then I can smite everyone. [06:50] <_____> Actually now that I think about it this is sort of a PVPish game [06:50] <_____> Might be worth it [06:50] Hmm [06:51] In a hurry [06:51] soooorta, it's competing for favor [06:51] As for "Picking the Punishment" Adsl, don't forget there are other natures becides physical [06:51] Giving him the right to punish doesn´t mean he CAN punish, you know. [06:51] So I could conceivably smite emotionally? [06:52] He just gets carte blanche. [06:52] and well [06:52] Right, if it's just the privelege to smite, then it's not that worth it. [06:52] BACK! [06:52] If you really are crazy, try sexual [06:52] wb~ [06:52] * Kite-kun shrugs [06:52] De Niro never came back, did he? [06:52] Nope. [06:52] not yet [06:52] are we almost done? [06:53] We're done. [06:53] Okay, is the LOCKPICKING thing actual teleportation or not? If not, then how am I entering pocket dimensions? [06:53] Random, can I reroll the 'Maid Roots' thing? [06:53] Think of it like an anime, where one character just shows up in places. [06:53] What was your roots thing? [06:53] it's basicly "Yeah I was here all along" [06:53] Childhood Friend [06:53] So I can't blink between various rooms in less than a second? [06:53] No. [06:54] Doesn't seem to fit well with 'Actually a boy' [06:54] "Oh, don't mind me being in D-Space...continue fighting, i'm just cleaning." [06:54] It is, when the master is a 20 yr old scientist girl. [06:54] oooooo [06:54] huh? :o [06:54] ok, nm [06:54] but... then mistress... [06:54] and yes. [06:54] <_____> Hahahahaha [06:54] hahaha XD [06:54] Hahahaha. [06:55] Eeeeeeeeeyyyy... [06:55] <_____> This game just gets better and better [06:55] Okay, what does the punishment ability entail? It's just the right to punish, not the actual ability to punish, correct? [06:55] Who had the 'Mistress' thingie? [06:55] that's me =D [06:55] This is Japan. [06:55] If you tell them to bend over they damn well bend over. [06:55] Well Adsl, depends really [06:55] Who's the childhood friend? [06:55] Shingro is the loli mistress. :P [06:55] Take your pick [06:55] The right to punish if they screw up. And they can't oppose you. [06:55] Who's the one who's really a boy? [06:55] Physical, emotional, sexual, etc [06:55] Let´s just describe our characters in a paragraph. [06:55] I'm not nessecarily loli =P [06:56] just pure hearted~ [06:56] Or two. One for physical, another for background. [06:56] Aha. [06:56] They can't oppose. Which means they DO bend over. [06:56] Although I suppose if they can run away first, that doesn't count as opposition. [06:56] So if I say "Hand over all of your money and transfer access to your bank accounts over to me", they can't oppose me? [06:56] I mean they can't make a roll to oppose. [06:56] With in reason. [06:57] Suppose a maid felt murderous. She´d still bend over? [06:57] Remember you don't want to tick off the master. [06:57] So, we ready? [06:57] Knowing that I tend to abuse "within reason" as much as possible, I think I'd stick to the lockpicking. [06:57] Killing the staff is a PITA. [06:57] PITA? [06:57] Wait, do they notice me if I've been in a room the entire time? [06:57] Pain in the ass. [06:57] All that re-hiring. [06:58] And MAIDS CAN'T DIE IN THIS GAME :) [06:58] we'll get to all of that in a bit I'm sure [06:58] They just get stressed out. [06:58] Like, can I observe Shingro banging the master in a room, without being noticed myself? [06:58] I can unhinge my jaw~ <3 [06:58] You can be in the room, but you'll have to make a roll to see if you're hidden well. [06:59] except the master is a girl so I guess that's less useful =P [06:59] I can KILL PEOPLE. [06:59] with a CHAINSAW XD [06:59] Which stat do I use for the roll? [06:59] powers are tied to highest stat [06:59] Okay, so as I said, I'd like the players to send me their full stats to my e-mail, name and age. [06:59] so you're already minmaxed for it [06:59] Ok, so, shall we write description paragraphs for our characters, as I suggested? [06:59] Sure. [06:59] Put that in your sheet too. [06:59] One for phys, another for background. [06:59] Oh... one last thing: The colors! [07:00] Ok, just give me a couple minutes and I´ll have it ready. [07:00] Are the colors random? [07:00] we can choose any details? age, hair color, and whatnot? [07:00] Ads, give me 3 rolls of 2d6! [07:00] colors? o_O [07:00] 2d6 [07:00] 2d6 [07:00] 2d6 [07:00] Adslahnit, 2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2] [07:00] Adslahnit, 2d6: 8 [2d6=5,3] [07:00] Adslahnit, 2d6: 8 [2d6=3,5] [07:01] Green, Biege... and roll once more. [07:02] 2d6 [07:02] Adslahnit, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [07:02] there are going to be nooooo colors left when I'm there :< unless this is also percentile? [07:02] Wait, can I reroll the green? [07:02] Rainbow/Transperent... choose to assign those colors to Uniform, Hair and Eyes, as you see fit. [07:02] Nevermind, I won't reroll then. [07:03] Same rules, go Cont. [07:03] Green, Beige, and Transparent? [07:03] What if I have transparent hair? [07:03] 2d6 [07:03] Contagonist, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5] [07:03] 2d6 [07:03] 2d6 [07:03] Contagonist, 2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3] [07:03] Contagonist, 2d6: 3 [2d6=2,1] [07:03] Or a transparent uniform? [07:04] It could be prismatic or transparent or whatever. [07:04] 2, 5 - 6, 3 - 2, 1 [07:04] Color-changing eyes are bullshit, so... [07:04] Hahaha. Go with the transparent uniform! [07:05] Okay... cont you have Navy Blue, Gold and Purple. [07:05] hey I should have the transparent uniform =P [07:05] Fluff? [07:05] * Fluff has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:05] .... oops [07:05] Beige hair, green eyes, transparent uniform. [07:05] should I go? [07:05] Sure. [07:05] 2d6 [07:05] Shingro, 2d6: 5 [2d6=2,3] [07:05] 2d6 [07:05] Shingro, 2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2] [07:05] 2d6 [07:05] Shingro, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [07:05] TRANSPARENT? uniform. [07:05] Green, Green, Navy Blue [07:06] they match my scales <3 [07:06] If you rub something with an oily hamburger enough, it'll turn transparent. [07:06] =P [07:06] Choose to assign those however you wish. [07:06] Did I miss anyone? [07:06] fluff =P [07:07] Outside of him. [07:07] WAAAAAIT, if I have transparent eyes, can I effectively appear to have empty eye sockets? [07:07] LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERIS. [07:07] Green hair, transparent eyes, beige uniform. [07:08] Since I can't imagine beige hair. [07:08] I'd rather have beige hair and a green uniform. [07:08] Eat the girl, sell the dog, rape the television [07:08] So can I really have transparent eyes = empty eye sockets? [07:08] this isn't a horror game adsl =P [07:09] they'd just be like albino coloring [07:09] Ads... I suppose, but I'd say it's more of rainbow or prismatic eyes. [07:09] Come on, I'm already a Lawful Evil maid. [07:09] And I already had something infernal in mind for her. [07:09] So empty eye sockets are fine with me. [07:09] She could have rainbow hair... make people fear the rainbow. [07:09] Empty eye sockets. [07:09] Okay. [07:10] Random> You know, that reminds me of those rainbow-colored afro wigs... [07:10] -4 to charisma [07:10] =P [07:10] JOHN 3:!^ [07:10] 16 [07:10] Ouch [07:10] You have a perpetual unpleasant expression, and this makes first meetings difficult. <----- Empty eye sockets. [07:10] But I can still see. [07:10] More like you look like you're gonna beat the crap out of anyone. [07:11] and I'd say the eyes are still there, just pure white. [07:11] Come on, I really want empty, bleeding eye sockets. [07:11] Or pure pitch black. [07:11] no pupils or irises? [07:11] empty bleeding eye sockets are kinda.... [07:12] We're not running a vampire game here. [07:12] But it's a game with some pretty outlandish characters, no? [07:12] isn't pure white zombie eyes good enough for you? =P pure black would be creepy too [07:12] Yeah. They wouldn't bleed. [07:12] outlandish within the theme though =P [07:13] * _____ has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:13] I don't see how bleeding, empty eye sockets is any more unbelievable than a naga girl. [07:13] * _____ has joined #MAIDRPG [07:13] So... did fluff die? [07:14] If you really want no eyes, I suppose. They're there, just transparent. No bleeding. [07:14] so what we can see his brain? >_> [07:14] Can't they be bleeding anyway? Bleeding without causing any pain. They just bleed inexplicably. [07:14] That's for Ads to decide. [07:14] Okay. [07:15] * Shingro sighs [07:15] Alright then, my eyes are just invisible. [07:15] So send your final character me please. [07:15] And they're bleeding for no reason. [07:16] Character and addendum sent [07:16] To your email address? [07:17] Yes. [07:17] This handle at gmail.com [07:17] usuallyrandom@gmail.com? [07:17] yup\ [07:18] I can't believe I'm playing a trap [07:18] Everything beyond what we rolled is completely up to us, right? [07:18] Even down to race? Session Close: Mon May 12 07:20:13 2008 Session Start: Mon May 12 07:20:13 2008 Session Ident: #MAIDRPG [07:20] * Disconnected [07:20] * Attempting to rejoin channel #MAIDRPG [07:20] * Rejoined channel #MAIDRPG [07:20] I wonder when Fluff comes back? [07:20] I was liking his character... [07:20] You're not the only one. [07:20] Everything beyond what we rolled is completely up to us, right? [07:20] He had a chainsaw too. [07:20] Yes. [07:20] he only had a few things left to do right? [07:20] Right. [07:21] Adsl: assuming you don't change anything covered in special effects, for example: you are human, not Monster:undead =P [07:21] at least presumably [07:22] Right. [07:22] But background is up to us? [07:22] so, are we set? [07:23] I'm going to need some time to come up with background and whatnot c_c still I know where I am which is more importent atm =P [07:23] But you don't know how fast you're going? [07:23] Don't worry too hard about the background. [07:23] You got my Emails, right random? [07:24] but you're welcome to do whatever using the things you rolled as a basic guideline. [07:24] Yes I did Cont. [07:24] how does it check out? [07:26] It's fine. [07:26] sooooo what's the plan? if I've got a moment I'm going to go switch the bandages on my stiches [07:26] Just one thing Shin... [07:26] ? [07:27] I want you to put down Spirit: 20 (because your will is 2) and Starting Favor at 8 (affection x 2) [07:27] do I get my +2 bonus to that or is that just aquired favor? [07:27] Aquired. [07:27] righto~ [07:28] so after a session or two could you send me a pdf? Zeal is heavily considering running a game [07:29] Cont... you have a spirit of 30, and a favor of 6. [07:29] got it [07:29] I kinda can't at the moment. Sorry. [07:29] What's mine? [07:29] I need you to send me your character sheet. [07:29] Well, it's been fun watching but I'm gonna have to scoot. I WILL BE BACK! To watch some more :V [07:29] * Tythanin has left #MAIDRPG [07:30] 'sall good [07:30] But I will definately put you under the playtest canidates when I get word on that. [07:30] awesome =D thanks a lot [07:31] I can't really spread it around, which is nice that it's fairly simple. the original book was just 16 pages of rules/tables. [07:31] the rest were replays, examples and adventures. [07:32] understood~ [07:32] yeah this is getting released eventually yes? [07:33] I guess sending a pdf would be a leak of sorts [07:33] Oh yes. [07:33] I can't wait to see this in pdf format, really. :P [07:34] How I understand it is there will be the book, and then just a little later, a PDF. [07:34] Like a month or so. [07:34] * Ain_Gartland nodnods. "Ouch!" [07:34] There's still things to be made, I guess? [07:34] But that's not my call. [07:35] righto~ [07:35] well either way, a playtest slot would be awesome, and link us the page to buy it once it comes out =) [07:35] Yeah... a few things, we're seeing about working in new art in the book but that's a "nice thing to have". [07:36] * Ain_Gartland nodnods. [07:36] Sure thing. I'm rather proud that they went with the call to release it all in one huge book. About 220 pages. [07:36] huh! [07:36] that's quite a bump from 16 =P [07:36] Anyways, I can't wait to see this finally done and put my paws on it. It promises a lot of fun and lulz. :P [07:36] All three books in one. [07:37] The first book was 32 pages or so. [07:38] ah so it's book + 2 expansions! [07:38] But you'll get like 17 adventures, rules on appretinces, Butlers, head maids and even playing as the Master... a huge portion will be done to new random tables and even items. [07:38] that's a nice value~ [07:38] Yup. [07:38] so! [07:38] when do we start? [07:38] * Shingro 's bandages are itching :/ [07:38] When Ads sends me his character sheet. [07:39] Otherwise I'd start. [07:40] Poor De_Niro... [07:40] and it looked like Fluff pulled out. [07:40] That sucks. [07:40] yeah, I could possibly recruit a Zealite or two [07:40] How many of us are left? [07:40] 3. [07:41] plenty of attention has been given to this in our home channel [07:41] and they could whip something up pretty fast with only one or two of them rolling [07:41] Ads, send your character sheet so we can start! [07:41] UsuallyRandom@gmail.com [07:42] Just give me ~15 minutes or so. [07:42] Random: Yae? Nay? [07:42] definately yae [07:42] this is awesome [07:42] Sure. [07:43] Hmm, so you're negotiating putting some people in to fill the empty slots? [07:43] Okay... let me tell you this, I put this on the /tg/ thread but... [07:43] * Ain_Gartland is now known as Sachiko_Kotobuki [07:43] The setting will start in the modern day at the King Estate, a European castle on a large craggy mountain outside a generic nondescript part of the US. The master is Helen King, a 20 year old scientist/recluse. [07:44] And yeah, if we hurry, we can make a character. [07:44] you've got 15 minutes or so =P [07:44] Who wants to play? [07:44] MEH! Record time! Okay! I wanna volunteer! Let's make this real quick! Tell me what to do! [07:45] * Sachiko_Kotobuki cracks her knuckles. [07:45] oh god shiki is in D: [07:45] ;) (I kid, she's fine) [07:45] roll 2d6 6 times [07:45] Shingro, 6 times: 8 [2d6=2,6] [07:45] :/ [07:45] roll 2d6 1 [07:45] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 1: 6 [2d6=5,1] [07:45] divide the result by 3 each time [07:45] roll 2d6 2 [07:45] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2: 5 [2d6=2,3] [07:45] roll 2d6 3 [07:45] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 3: 12 [2d6=6,6] [07:46] roll 2d6 4 [07:46] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 4: 6 [2d6=4,2] [07:46] low stats are very normal, and if they're low enough you gain extra pwoers [07:46] roll 2d6 5 [07:46] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 5: 6 [2d6=2,4] [07:46] roll 2d6 and 6 [07:46] Sachiko_Kotobuki, and 6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [07:46] also: you are Mega Attraction girl [07:46] and Will apparently [07:46] okay, so in order that's Athletics 2 [07:46] So, 3, 2 and something... 6, 3, 3, and 6. [07:46] Cunning 1 [07:47] Write down Athletics,Affection, Skill, Cunning, Luck and Will. [07:47] * Anonymous has joined #MAIDRPG [07:47] * Anonymous is now known as Tes [07:47] Affection 4 Skill 2 Luck 2 and Will 4 [07:47] * Tes is now known as Mai [07:47] the rest mostly requires tables I dont have [07:47] hi <_< [07:47] I basically just got back [07:48] yay [07:48] long story short my friend's car broke down and we had to walk :| [07:48] barely in time =P we almost sold your slot [07:48] hi~ [07:48] Heya De Niro. We're making another character. [07:48] And you can work along. [07:48] Oh awesome. What happened the first time. [07:48] Yaaay. [07:48] what did De Niro still have to do? [07:48] What did you stop at De_Niro? [07:48] I just have my stats and Pure Sexy. [07:48] Okay, Sachi.... [07:49] I need you to roll 2d6 again. [07:49] 2d6 [07:49] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 8 [2d6=3,5] [07:49] I wanted to join too, but i guess i was to late huh? [07:49] You're Pure and Boyish - put those two phrases under Maid Type. [07:50] Yeah, sorry. [07:50] Okie. [07:50] Put down. [07:50] Now, I want you to change your stats to the following- add 1 to affection and Athletics. [07:51] Done. [07:51] Subtract 1 to Cunning and Skill. [07:51] Cunning 0... [07:51] Anyways, done. [07:51] What are the character traits for Pure and Sexy? [07:51] Now, Sachi, roll 2d6 3 times, we're gonna see what colors you have. Then De Niro will follow. [07:52] 2d6 [07:52] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 4 [2d6=1,3] [07:52] 2d6 [07:52] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [07:52] 2d6 [07:52] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 8 [2d6=4,4] [07:53] Okay. Orange, Navy Blue and... White. Assign those to eyes, hair and uniform, however you want. [07:53] De_Niro, you're next. [07:53] 2d6 [07:53] De_Niro, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2] [07:53] 2d6 [07:53] De_Niro, 2d6: 10 [2d6=6,4] [07:53] 2d6 [07:53] De_Niro, 2d6: 4 [2d6=2,2] [07:54] hey i have a question. when i try to connect over irc it gives me: Unable to connect to server (Socket operation on non-socket) anyone know what thats all about? [07:54] Done! [07:54] The traits for Pure is that you're innocent in some way, and sexy means you're grown up in some way. [07:55] So no like list of synonyms? Ergh! Ok, I can come up with something though. [07:55] pure and boyish? =P [07:55] sure shingro [07:56] Okay... Niro is Sky Blue, Silver and Blue. [07:56] like Megumi from tenchi no konnamaiki. Thats pure and boyish [07:56] Hey, can I just send you my character sheet through IRC? [07:56] Huh. [07:56] Sure... I don't know how to get one though. [07:56] If you can walk me through it. [07:56] you might have to disable some filters... [07:56] Next thing in order of day? [07:57] Or just send it to him in a private channel [07:57] I got it. [07:57] I put in "Alignment: Lawful Evil" just for the heck of it. [07:58] Okay so Niro, put those colors to uniform/eyes and hair. any order you want. [07:58] Now Special Qualiies. [07:58] Got it. [07:58] De Niro I want you to roll a 2d6. [07:58] Eyes: Silver Hair: Sky Blue Uniform: Blue wooo [07:58] 2d6 [07:58] De_Niro, 2d6: 3 [2d6=2,1] [07:59] Dark skin! [07:59] Roll again please. [07:59] We'll do this three times in total. [07:59] 2d6 [07:59] De_Niro, 2d6: 8 [2d6=6,2] [07:59] silver hair + dark skin? hmm ganguro [07:59] Membership- roll a single die to see what it is. [07:59] yeah I know. x3 [07:59] 2d6 [07:59] De_Niro, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [08:00] One please [08:00] One die. [08:00] Oh sorry. [08:00] 1d6 [08:00] De_Niro, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [08:00] =P [08:00] Secret Agency- You2019re part of a secret agency under the government or the United Nations, some sort of intelligence agent or spy. [08:01] Okay... One more 2d6 [08:01] Bahahah, awesome. [08:01] 2d6 [08:01] De_Niro, 2d6: 10 [2d6=6,4] [08:01] MONSTER! [08:01] WHAT [08:01] Roll one six sider. [08:01] 1d6 [08:01] :D [08:01] De_Niro, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [08:01] welcome fellow monster! [08:01] woo woo [08:01] WHAT [08:01] * Shingro hugs De Niro [08:01] I'm a snake person [08:01] * De_Niro hugged [08:01] Ladies and gentlemen, we got another SHINIGAMI! [08:01] awwww.... [08:01] WOO WOO [08:01] =P [08:02] A death reaper god. [08:02] This is ridiculous. [08:02] Another Komachi! [08:02] Who's also a spy ganguro girl. [08:02] Welcome to Maid. [08:02] She could have straight BLACK skin. [08:02] Well, yeah it is a MAID RPG! And ANIME-STYLED, you know... [08:02] I'm just going with tan. So, whatevssss. [08:02] So, I roll the same dice as De Niro? [08:02] Okay, Sachi you got the idea. [08:02] Am I the only Shinigami. [08:02] 3 times yep 2d6 [08:02] I think you are now [08:03] 2d6 [08:03] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 7 [2d6=4,3] [08:03] Fluff was. And then he left. [08:03] Oh. Boo. [08:03] 2d6 [08:03] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 11 [2d6=6,5] [08:03] Wait... [08:03] Oops! Maybe I should wait between rolls... Yeah... [08:03] Okay. Delinquent. Roll once for that. [08:03] one die. [08:03] 1d6 [08:03] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [08:04] Street Speak- you talk like a gangster. How you want to do it, like just put in lingo or talk like a mafioso or a gangsta is up to you. [08:04] keep that 11 roll =) the outside ones are fun it seems [08:04] Foshizzil. [08:05] Fo' shizzle! [08:05] Okay now your next SQ was... [08:05] or you could talk at it really badly =P "um... frying pan... skillit? um... yo?" [08:05] You'd better talk like the Borat kind of gangsta. [08:05] MAGIC! [08:05] hehehe [08:05] So does being a Secret Agent maid have any sort of implications. [08:05] Roll one six sider. [08:05] 1d6 [08:05] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [08:06] You're a western magician. [08:06] whatever you want to attach to it [08:06] You practice alchemy, Kabbalah, or some other form of Western sorcery. As such, you are a staff-wielding orthodox magician. [08:06] So, I'm a witch! Woo woo wooooo! [08:06] Oh mannnnnn. [08:06] o_o [08:06] * Shingro blinks [08:06] interesting! [08:06] Or Edwina Elric.... [08:06] Okay... last SQ roll... go for it. [08:07] 2d6 [08:07] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 10 [2d6=6,4] [08:07] It's a monster mash. [08:07] Roll again. [08:07] Lemme guess... I'm a MONSTEEEER!!! [08:07] <3 [08:07] monster mage! [08:07] 1d6 [08:07] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [08:07] Bahaha. [08:07] welcome fellow monster! [08:07] LOL [08:07] awwww~ another? :/ [08:07] LOL I'm a shinigami too! [08:07] Shinigami4lyfe [08:07] you should unduplicate =P [08:07] Do you want a Shinigami or something else? [08:08] Nah! s'okay! We're kinda out of time, anyways! [08:08] Doesn't matter. [08:08] 1d6 [08:08] UsuallyRandom, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [08:08] But yeah, Shinigami is cool. [08:08] 1d6 [08:08] UsuallyRandom, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [08:08] wow it's really trying to make her a sister naga =P [08:08] You could also be a ghost :) [08:09] But we'll go with Shinigami. [08:09] I like all these reapers in this place. [08:09] I'm gonna have to switch computers, it will be like 2-3 minutes, I'm gonna leave this name on... [08:09] the place is haunted ._. pity the master is such a science minded person =P [08:09] I will return this time, actually. [08:09] Okay, now we'll just run through the other stuff quick. Stress Explosion, Roots and Weapons. [08:10] De_Niro... roll 2d6 three times. [08:10] Someone will have to PM this to me, but yeah. [08:10] do sachiko all the way through first and hopefully niro will be back by then [08:10] Yeah, go with sachiko. [08:10] 2d6 again, right? [08:10] Sachiko_Kotobuki, again, right?: 2 [2d6=1,1] [08:10] (hurry De niro) [08:10] yes [08:10] * De_Niro is now known as de_niro|diff [08:10] 2d6 [08:10] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 9 [2d6=5,4] [08:10] 2d6 [08:10] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 7 [2d6=3,4] [08:10] * de_niro|diff is now known as de_niro|diff_comp [08:11] Stress Explosion is Alcohol. Maid Roots is "Admirer of Maids - You have long admired maids, and through much hard work you2019ve finally become one yourself." [08:11] LOL! [08:12] you're driven to drink! [08:12] And your weapon is... some sort of Kung Fu Weapon. [08:12] So, when I become stressed, I get myself drunk! Very appropriate for me. :P [08:12] Anything in a kung fu flick I'll allow. [08:12] ladders! c_c [08:12] Kung Fu Weapon? Hmm... [08:12] Yes, even a flying guilotine. [08:12] Spiked chain? [08:12] * Shingro shoes Adsl away from the spiked chain [08:12] 2d6 Not interested in Kung Fu! [08:12] Sachiko_Kotobuki, Not interested in Kung Fu!: 9 [2d6=3,6] [08:12] Use your fists [08:13] * Mai teaches sachiko hokuto shin ken [08:13] you might as well just take your staff =P [08:13] Roll again. [08:13] after all it'll be with you all the time [08:13] 2d6 [08:13] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [08:14] Religous Symbol - You can use a cross, prayer wheel, paper charm, or other seemingly harmless religious symbol to deliver attacks. [08:14] OMG [08:14] I'm sure some religion out there has something akin to a chain as its symbol. [08:14] Be a jew! [08:14] Throwing Stars of DAVID~! [08:14] Use kabbalistic magic, and a star of david shurukin! [08:14] I will allow you to have the Cross Punisher, if you want. [08:15] Hmm... Thinking about it... Can I go back to Kung Fu, and grab brass Knuckles? ^^;; Only Kidding. I will grab the Paper Ofudas. [08:15] Could you explain those? [08:15] they're the eastern magical paper talismans if I remember right [08:16] Ofudas are Paper Charms Miko use to exorcise evil spirits and protect people. [08:16] Oh... yeah, that's pretty cool. [08:16] you see shrine maidens stick them to people's heads and whatnot [08:16] and stop hopping vampires and the like... [08:16] And some are homing! :P [08:16] yes... yes they are c_c [08:16] Works for me. Next item to get through., [08:16] What's your highest stat? [08:17] tied between affection and will [08:17] Roll 1d6 [08:17] 1d6 [08:17] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [08:18] Choose one: World for Two By taking 1D6 Stress, you can create a 201cworld201d for you and one other person, where for 5 minutes no one else can intrude. [08:18] Actually, through my Maid Type, Affection is higher... [08:18] oh whoops~ [08:18] Okay then you get that one. [08:18] you have an affection of 5? :o [08:18] Hey, I can still teleport into that demiplane, right? [08:18] Yes. [08:19] a what? [08:19] "Lock Picking - You can enter any room whenever you feel like. This works even when someone is using World for Two. " [08:19] you can shut everyone else out [08:19] you can take 1d6 stress to have a Private Moment [08:19] I see weird symbols in my screen... [08:19] Aha... [08:19] * deniro has joined #MAIDRPG [08:20] ok! [08:20] barely in time =P [08:20] Did you get that Sachi? World for Two? [08:20] Yes. [08:20] Can we play now? [08:20] Sorry. [08:20] I need a few things, right? [08:21] Once Diniro rolls 3 2d6 rolls and gets her maid power. [08:21] World for Two. Take 1d6 Stress to spend an intimate moment with sweetness and smex... That lasts 5 minutes. ;.; [08:21] 1d6 [08:21] deniro, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [08:21] ok [08:21] 2d6 [08:21] deniro, 2d6: 11 [2d6=6,5] [08:21] 2d6 [08:21] deniro, 2d6: 9 [2d6=5,4] [08:21] 2d6 [08:21] deniro, 2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4] [08:21] Wait, am I aware that someone is using World for Two at the moment? [08:21] there we go. [08:21] <_____> And Ads will be there watching [08:21] <_____> Just. Watching. [08:21] Yes. [08:21] Great. [08:21] I have World for Two. [08:22] Adsl: probably depends [08:22] be patient! =P [08:22] Shit, guys I have to go. [08:22] :[ [08:22] Stress Explosion: Spoiled Child - You act like a spoiled child, making demands of the master. Maid Roots is "Admirer of Maids" and your weapon is... [08:22] Cont... we'll be in touch. [08:23] HAHA. [08:23] k [08:23] maybe next time [08:23] Next weekend? [08:23] * Contagonist has quit IRC (Quit: Contagonist) [08:23] Explosives. [08:23] Okay. So now I send this charasheet to someone? [08:23] ...! [08:23] Some sort of bomb, or grenades or anything that goes boom. [08:24] What kind of explosives. [08:24] HAHA [08:24] Whatever you want. [08:24] whatever you like =P [08:24] Female Demoman from TF2 x3 [08:24] Sachi... what was your will score? [08:24] 4- [08:24] Your spirit is 40. [08:25] And your affection? [08:25] Oh jesus. [08:25] 5. [08:25] yeah she's nuuuuutystats [08:25] You have starting favor of 10. [08:25] Christ. [08:26] Now just write up your character and send her to me. [08:26] What's my spirit and starting favor? [08:26] Write up, in which sense? [08:26] just drop it all in a .txt [08:26] I have to write a background story, or just send the stats we have worked out? [08:27] backstory worrying is for later =P [08:27] Oh ok! That's fine then. [08:27] Where do I send it? [08:28] just /dcc him it [08:28] or send it to his email if it's faster [08:28] Usuallyrandom@gmail.com [08:28] Ads... your starting favor is 2. [08:28] Shit. [08:28] And spirit? [08:28] 20 [08:28] So I'm gonna assume my spirit is 0, with 0 will and my favor is 10, with an 5 affection. [08:29] (will x 10) [08:29] :[ [08:29] Am I constantly stress exploding. [08:29] << oh man Deniro is going to explode so often =D >> [08:29] We're almost done. [08:29] Wait, wait, wait, what are the stat modifiers of Sexy and Cool? [08:30] "Sexy and Cool (think Rei or Yuki Nagato), add 1 to Skill and Cunning. Subtract 1 from Will and Affection." [08:30] Nevermind. [08:30] Sexy- Cunning +1, Will -1, Cool- Skill +1, Affection -1. [08:30] Okay, sent. [08:30] I can't even think of anyone for Pure and Sexy. Urgh. [08:31] Sh"Charming, coquettish, womanly body, glamorous" [08:31] sachiko, could you also look at the game your playing in right now please :P? [08:31] just wing it ;) [08:31] Okay... so Deniro, what's your highest stat? [08:31] Affection [08:31] Roll 1d6. [08:32] 1d6 [08:32] deniro, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [08:32] Cooked With Love - When someone eats food you2019ve prepared, they lose 1D6 Stress. [08:32] <3 [08:32] That's your maid power. [08:32] Yay.. [08:32] << odd mechanic! >> [08:32] What're other people's? [08:32] please don't mix up your explosive powders D: [08:32] And if they gorge on a fucking buffet, do they lose all stress? [08:33] mwahahahaha. [08:33] I've got Windows to the Soul [08:33] Okay. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to prep. I need to get everything set.