[08:56] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v Setsuna [08:56] I can do shit like pretending to be a poor little girl stuck in the dungeon when adventurers come in, sticking my hand into the Sphere of Annihilation orb, "There's a key inside, my arms are too short!", and then someone is gonna die. [08:56] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v Jelia_Rilynmtor [08:56] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v UsuallyRandom [08:57] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +m [08:57] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v Ahiko [08:57] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v Leitea [08:57] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v DiceMaid-9001 [09:00] Test test. [09:00] Can everyone hear me? [09:00] I can hear you just fine, sirrah. [09:01] Yep. [09:01] yep [09:01] Yeah [09:01] 1d6 [09:01] UsuallyRandom, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [09:01] Awesome. [09:01] Here we go :) [09:02] Wait first. [09:03] Okay. [09:06] So first, I'm gonna give your characters special roles. [09:06] So... 1d4 [09:07] 1d4 [09:07] UsuallyRandom, 1d4: 3 [1d4=3] [09:07] Oh boy. [09:07] 1d4 [09:07] Leitea, 1d4: 3 [1d4=3] [09:07] 1d4 [09:07] Setsuna, 1d4: 3 [1d4=3] [09:07] 1d4 [09:07] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 1d4: 2 [1d4=2] [09:07] Jelia, you're the Acting Demon King - Leader of the other maids. As the most trusted by the old Demon King, she starts with double the usual Favor. [09:08] woot, wait, if i stress out who do i start demanding things from? the other maids? [09:08] Yes, the monsters or anyone else around. [09:08] ok [09:09] Let me just make a roll here. [09:09] 1d3 [09:09] UsuallyRandom, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3] [09:09] Setsuna... you're the Demonic Military Affairs officer - In charge of monsters. Can automatically win a roll against a monster if it’s using an attribute of 2 or less. [09:09] Nice. [09:10] 1d4 [09:10] Ahiko, 1d4: 1 [1d4=1] [09:10] 1d2 [09:10] UsuallyRandom, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1] [09:11] Letiea, you're Chief of Security - In charge of traps. Gains "Traps" as a Maid Weapon, and gets a +1 bonus to Skill for rolls dealing with traps. [09:11] I was fated to be so. [09:11] Haha. [09:11] Finally, Ahiko, you're the Captain of the Guard - In charge of protecting the Master. While in the two bottommost underground levels, she gains a +1 bonus to Athletics. [09:12] So I can use actual traps, and then I can also dress prisoners up as "traps". [09:12] So I can roll up to a 30 on my athletics rolls on the bottom 2 floors. [09:12] Nice. [09:12] Better hope there's no Akbars in the adventuring parties. [09:13] D: [09:13] Need to make yet another roll here. [09:13] 1d6 [09:13] UsuallyRandom, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [09:13] 1d6 [09:13] Okay. [09:13] Leitea, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [09:13] don't roll. [09:13] * Alma has quit IRC (Quit: ) [09:14] * UsuallyRandom At the bottommost of the ten levels was the Demon King’s room, which is now basically a dungeon control room. Every day, the maids go about the humdrum, bureaucratic jobs of persuading event monsters to sit in place, maintaining the traps, fine-tuning the numbers of wandering monsters, and so forth. Since hardly anyone manages to penetrate into the depths of this dungeon, things have been very, very boring. [09:15] << I'd like you to all introduce and describe your character, in character. Talk a little about what you do on any given day and anything like that. >> [09:16] Hi! I'm Ahiko, Daemon Mermaid of the Southern Seas! [09:16] I've been working here for over a thousand years as the Demon King's Guard Captain, and ah man is it fun sometimes! [09:16] (Should I just use my copypasta here?) [09:17] I get to smack the everliving BEJEESUS out of 'tough guys', sharpen my fighting skills, and hey, there's even a swimming pool! [09:17] Well, more like a moat, but hey. [09:18] Ever since the master left though, stuff sure got boring. [09:18] "Rigged with electricity courtesy of me, mind you." [09:18] "Bah, I figured out how to turn that off years ago." [09:18] "Anyways, I just foist the paperwork on some random flunky and go swimming. [09:18] Good times!" [09:19] "But man, I'd sure like to beat the stuffing outta another adventurer sometime..." [09:19] sits in her small officer, which is nothing more then a small room just next to her own bedroom. She goes over scroll after scroll of complaints by the more intellegent monsters who are getting tired of sitting around doing nothing. She sighs heavily wishing the master had never left, She'd rather be on the battle field then doing paper work and managing the dungeon. [09:20] "Ah, new recruits!" She inspects the group of monsters who had just joined. They are a ragtag bunch of goblins, orcs, and other minor monsters. She frowns as she finishes her inspection. "This is terrible! I could defeat you all with my hands and legs tied! Pathetic! You there, yes, the dragon, where is your horn? It got chipped off? Well glue it back on!" [09:20] "When the master comes back, he'd be appalled by a hornless dragon guarding his castle!" [09:20] "Oh, I should probably introduce myself to this mysterious black box contraption with a lens that seems to be probing me. The name is Leitea Lutgardis, Trapsmith Extraordinaire, and I put all those kobold faggots and their traps to shame." [09:21] "It's good that I won't have to deal with you lousy bunch of rejects! The captain of the guard will handle your training." [09:21] "Yeah, you tell em Se- wait, what?!" [09:21] "I'm here to ensure the security of this dungeon and the summary execution of anybody foolish enough to lay a foot in this humble abode without permission." [09:21] "I'm just in charge of the military. That means I tell them what to do. You're the captain of the guard, you handle all the day-to-day affairs." [09:22] "Like training them, feeding them, washing them, cleaning up after them. You know." [09:22] "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm the captain, not the goddamn drill sergeant! Get Gritty Gnolldrops to do it!" [09:22] "He's dead! Because you neglected to train him!" [09:23] "If he had been trained better, he wouldn't have been squashed by that trap!" [09:23] "I ended up here after my late mentor gave a recommendation to this place. He was a pretty cool guy, he showed me how to rig Spheres of Annihilation and wasn't afraid of anything." [09:23] "It's not my fault Leitea rigged the bathroom with explosives!" [09:23] "Hey, I take the time to formally instruct everyone here about the ins and outs of the traps. You forget something, too bad for you." [09:23] "Hmph, back when I was a kunoichi, the monsters were much better. I snuck into the master's room several times without anyone seeing me!" [09:24] Takes a long drag on her cigarett and rolls up the last scroll she was reading, and walks out to where everyone else is, she didn't feel like being in the stuffy room now filled with smoke. She took her time walking down the familure halls of the dungeon. Untill she reached where the other Lt's were. "Is there a problem Ladies?" she asked placing a hand on her hip. [09:24] << understand that this is a 10 floor decending dungeon and none of you can leave. >> [09:24] "Hey, back when I first worked here, the other maids could pick up something heavier than a penc- oh, hi boss!" [09:24] * Ahiko salutes rather hurridly. [09:24] "Boss, the Captain of the Guard is not properly training the new recruits!" [09:25] "W-what?! Boss, she's lying!" [09:25] "Nothing, boss, just taking a break from my regularly scheduled video game break to inspect these new recruits and answer this strange probing device." [09:25] "Number 312 Ninja Saying! Ninja, which means kunoichi as well, never lie!" [09:26] << Okay, so are we all done with intros? >> [09:26] << looks like it >> [09:26] << Seems like it >> [09:26] (Ja.) [09:27] << I'd like you all to make a Cunning or Skill roll. Give me the result as well. >> [09:27] 1d6 I am Sima Yi. [09:27] Leitea, I am Sima Yi.: 5 [1d6=5] [09:27] 1d6 [09:27] Setsuna, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [09:27] 1d6 [09:27] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [09:28] so 10 for me [09:28] 3. That's terrible. [09:28] (I got a 20.) [09:28] 1d6 [09:28] Ahiko, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [09:28] 15 [09:31] (Hello?) [09:32] "Say, all of you maggots... remember how we all loved our badass demon overlord?" [09:32] "Well, I didn't exactly love him, but I am his faithful servant!" [09:32] * Ahiko raises an eyebrow. "Why, yes, limpwrist, I remember how we love our badass demon overlord." [09:33] "You didn't exactly love him? How could you NOT have liked Overlord Laharl?" [09:33] "Bah, let's set that aside for now." [09:33] "Whats your point Leitea?" she asked not in the mood for the girls getting into a nother fight. [09:33] "Well, I still need to kill him... But that's after I finish my service to him!" [09:34] "Look, what have we been doing for the past... countless years? Oh, that's right, we've been stuck in this dungeon of ours, effortlessly slaying peons and amateur adventurers who are too pathetic to give us any XP." [09:34] "And you keep killing the new recruits..." [09:35] "I havn't been able to do that, you all kill them before they ever get to my level." she grumbled. [09:35] "Like I said, I formally instruct all new recruits on the traps. If they botch, it's their fault." [09:36] "After Willy the Demon Walrus died to one of your traps, I've had to write the letters to their hated ones." [09:36] "Willy the Demon Walrus was a hated foe of our overlord anyway, it's what our lord would've wanted." [09:36] "Hah! I remember that!" I laugh. "You were walking around with your hand all cramped up for weeks!" [09:37] removed her cigette holder from her mouth and gently tapped it with her finger making some of the ash fall onto the stone floor, "Not that i have nothing better to do, but Can you please get to the Point Leitea." [09:37] "The point? We need to get out of this accursed vicious cycle of boredom and repetition." [09:37] "So... We get rid of you?" [09:37] << *RIMSHOT* >> [09:38] "You go first." [09:38] * Ahiko laughs uproariously, barely managing to get out "ZING" as she is bent over in laughter. [09:38] * Mara_RiverChaser has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [09:39] Places her cigarett holder mouth and smirks, the joke was indeed funny and even she had a sense of humer. "Well aside from that, what would you prepose, Leaving the dungeon is out of the question, we have our dutie to our master to stay and protect this place." [09:39] * Setsuna nods in agreement. [09:40] "Leaving the dungeon might not be such a bad idea as you all think. I mean, the traps and the menagerie of monsters we've collected here can last for another 14 years or so." [09:40] "We have an army, damn it, let's put it to use." [09:41] "It isn't our army, it is the master's army!" [09:41] "Wait. So you want us to go conquer the world for our Daemon Lord so when he comes back he can have it all nice and pretty?" [09:41] "He didn't just die Leitea, what if we do use the army and he comes back? then what? I'm the one who's going to get punished not you." [09:41] << and you're kind of stuck here. Even if you wanted to leave, you couldn't. >> [09:41] "Because I know you don't wanna betray him and take over the world for yourself. Right?" [09:42] "And he used that army to carve a path of blood and slaughter, or as he called it, 'ending the chaos', right?" [09:42] "He probably wouldn't like it if he found out that his legion was stuck playing cards all day in the dungeon instead of going out and winning some wars." [09:42] "We are his faitfhul servants, we cannot use the master's property as our own!" [09:43] "We're not using it for our own purposes, just think of it as picking up from where we left off." [09:43] "But... But that's not how it works!" [09:43] "Setsuna is right, We can not use the army and that is final!" [09:44] "And... And I still have to kill the master after he releases me from his service." [09:44] "Ah, well." I yawn. "Too bad. I was looking forwards to kicking some ass, it's boring in here." [09:44] I look up. "Or maybe I can still kick an ass. Hey, Setsuna, wanna spar?" [09:45] "What we need to do is find a way to attract more experienced adventurers to this place, then we won't be so bored. But short of a new rising evil i don't know how to do that." [09:45] "So what do you all propose then? Staying here, repeating each day again and again and again and again forever?" [09:45] "Hmph, I am not allowed to fight a fellow servant." [09:45] "If you want a fight, give the recruits special training." [09:45] * Ahiko coughs, the cough surprisingly sounding like the word "Sissy!" [09:46] "Naw, I don't wanna kill the recruits, that'd just be more work for yo-" [09:46] "Thats enough girls!" she barked "No using the army, or killing each other, now if you have a useful suggestion I'd like to hear it. " [09:46] "I dunno, those recruits drop down like flies to Ahiko even when she's using a simple stick." [09:46] "Are you still sick? I told you, stop swimming in cold water." [09:46] My eyes light up. [09:46] "Train the recruits. Yeah, sounds like a plan." [09:46] "No see, you have the survivors train the next batch. And so on and so forth." [09:47] "Eventually, they'll get stronger." [09:47] "What survivors?" [09:47] I give Setsuna a blank look. [09:47] "I am not writing more letters!" [09:47] "It's always seemed like Ahiko was the one getting experience from each fight, not the survivors." [09:48] "Okay, fine, we're not taking the army out on the warpath." [09:48] "We can do that some time in the future when we have more resources in our hands." [09:48] "Experience? From those poor fools? Can't get exp from something more than 6 CR below me. [09:49] "Leitea is right though, we can't keep sitting around here. Even the monsters are getting bored, and they are tiered of being killed by their employers. IF they leave even we won't have much luck protecting this place." [09:49] "Hey, does the Demon King have a regent or something we can get to take us out on an 'excusion?'" I ask. [09:49] "Okay, so we can't go out of this dungeon, aye?" [09:49] * Setsuna sighs. "Things were better when the master was around." [09:49] "Thats correct, with out orders from out deamon master we have to stay." [09:50] "Hey, maybe you should write him a letter, Setsuna. You seem to be good at that." [09:50] * Setsuna glares at her. [09:50] "Why not bring the war to us? I know the master always kept some mass enemy teleportation rituals in his library, maybe we could use those." [09:50] * Ahiko gives Setsuna a shit-eating grin. [09:51] "Come on, just imagine it, we teleport a nearby demon lord and his army to fill up our dungeon, and then we have a grand royal rumble in this huge place." [09:51] "For once, I agree with you." [09:52] Takes a drag of her cigarett and looks at Leitea "and risk the entire dungeon, that is not something I belive our master would want. But the fight would prove intresting." [09:52] "While we're at it, we could possibly enslave that demon lord, ya know." [09:52] "Oh, a rumble, huh~" [09:52] "Sounds like a blast~" [09:52] "Oh yeah... The master wouldn't like it... But as long as we don't let them damage the dungeon, right~" [09:53] "We've got one of the finest abyssal domains in here, a well-trained ar... okay, I can't say they're well trained, but some of you can fight, and a ton of traps to kill enemy forces. We can do this." [09:53] "Yeah!" [09:53] * Ahiko stands up, pumping my fist. [09:53] "Let's kick some ass!" [09:53] "Well, the captain of the guard should start doing some non-lethal training with the recruits then!" [09:54] "If we do so with a weaker demon lord I don't mind to much, just don't summon anyone to powerful, I don't want to lose this place and have the master come back." [09:55] "Yeah, yeah. Jeez, you think we're a bunch of sissies?" I look at the other two girls. "Well, you think I'm a sissy?" [09:55] "Right, we couldn't possibly take on someone like Orcus... but I'm sure we could waste the army of gnoll-boy Yeenoghu or goo-girl Juiblex." [09:55] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont [09:56] "Didn't Orcus get spanked by that guy wearing a Rattata on his head? I'd like to fight that guy~" [09:56] "You are a sissy becaues you cry a lot when bad things happen to you." [09:56] * Ahiko swoons at the thought of Kenshiro. [09:56] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001 [09:56] "S-shut up!" [09:56] "Kenshiro was scary..." [09:56] "Look, I know you are all very board, but we still have our duties, and i will remind you to remeber that before your own personal feelings." She said "and I want the entire dungeon operational before you summon." [09:57] "I'd let Kenshiro Atatatatatata me, if you know what I mean~ [09:57] "Right, it shouldn't be that hard to Use a Magic Device and arrange the baddies to teleport riiiight into our traps ~" [09:58] "You go do that. I still have to put the files on the new recruits away. Then I have to prepare the letters for each of them." [09:58] "So which demon lord do we have our crosshairs on?" [09:58] "We could do Demogorgan?" [09:59] * Leitea studies the ritual scrolls more closely. [10:00] "Ah damn, this isn't going to work. The plan needs to be changed significantly, everyone." [10:00] "Well I wasn't to crazy about the plan anyways. I don't want someone who can control invading our home. " [10:01] "I'd have to write more letters..." [10:01] "I got it!" [10:01] I raise a hand high. [10:02] "yes Ahiko?" [10:02] "So tell us about your plan, General Ahiko." [10:02] "We send out some of the monsters to go spread rumors there's a hot princess in here in need of rescuing!" [10:02] "Maybe throw in the rumor of lotsa gold!" [10:02] "That'd work! But... Who'll be the princess?" [10:02] "Wait a minute..." [10:02] I point to Leitea. "The hot bod over there!' [10:02] "Not much adventurers go out here to save princesses these days any more." [10:03] "They usually do it for glory and/or to prove how awesome they are." [10:03] "Thats ok, we have tons and tons of treasure mounted up over the years from the master's old horde plus what we've collected from failed adventurers." [10:03] "Those are the really powrful heroes." [10:03] "All the new guys go after any rumor." [10:03] "We can set up some easy gold on the higher levels, say there's a Demon King down here!" [10:03] "It's the average heroes that go after princesses." [10:03] "And we can raise that loser up!" [10:03] "Ooh, that'd work too!" [10:04] "That's why I came to this place in the first place!" [10:04] I make a pose. "Whatcha think, ladies? Good plan?" [10:04] "Well if we're going to get some level 1 nobodies, we'll need the kobold recruits to get ready." [10:04] "For someone who cries a lot, it's a good plan." [10:04] "... I'll make sure to kill a few just for you, Setsuna." [10:05] Chuckles "So who is going to be the damsal? surly not me, no human would come to save a dark elf." [10:05] "Hey you, crying and puppy dog eyes can get you places." [10:05] "Yeah, let the limpwrist pose for it." [10:05] "What? I've got letters to write!" [10:06] I wave towards Leitea. "She'll get to see people die to her traps, that'll get her all up and excited, and I'll get to kill things, and you two can sit back and watch or whatever." [10:06] * Leitea snaps her fingers. [10:06] "But your the only human arn't you setsuna? I think you would be the best choice." [10:06] "Right, I've done this... once or twice before. I did it to trick some foolish jackasses into sticking their arms into the Sphere." [10:07] "Well... That's true..." [10:07] << as awesome as this, we'll need to move to the next scene... >> [10:07] "The traps will have to be toned down to a difficulty level appropriate for schmups though." [10:08] * Setsuna sigh. "I guess I'll have to be the princess." [10:08] "Hey, why not let the kobolds set em?" [10:08] "Sure, why not. They've got the very basics down." [10:09] "It'll give me an excuse not to tra- err, make them earn their keep, and you can set up a special trap for our victim!" [10:09] "Remeber non leathal, we need him alive." [10:09] "Hm, nobody says only one of us has to be bait." [10:10] "No one would try to rescue a princess as flat as you." [10:10] "No one is comming down here to save me, and As the boss I have my perks." smiles evily taping a few more ashes from her cigarett onto the floor. [10:10] "Weeeeeell, what are you going to do during this scramble?" [10:10] "Would you like me to just set up The Monitor so you can scry and watch?" [10:11] * Red_Cybex is now known as RedXIII [10:11] "You shouldn't smoke, boss. It makes your teeth yellow and your boobs sag." [10:11] "yes, my job is to kill him incase you all mess up, But i have faith that you won't, I dout anyone here wants to be punished." [10:11] << okay. Next scene. Now. >> [10:11] * Lord_Specineff13 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:11] (Go, go, go.) [10:12] "Alright! Let's go send out some dopplegangers or something!" I run off to go order some monsters to go spread rumors and pictures of Leitea in handcuffs. [10:12] Setsuna too. [10:12] "Someone go tell the kobolds to set up the traps on the first few levels, I'll manage the ones on the lower levels." [10:13] * Leitea sets up The Monitor in the throne room so she and Jelia can watch and laugh. [10:13] "I'll go prepair the throne, Make sure it's suitable for our new demon master." she smiled and walked to the throne room [10:13] * UsuallyRandom the next day, as you're still trying to figure out a plan... something rare happens... a girl in a witches hat and a common looking dress shows up, huddled at the entrance of the first level. [10:14] (Retcon me to preparing The Monitor in whatever room Jelia wants to camp out in.) [10:14] (( throne room is good )) [10:14] * Setsuna finally finishes writing the letters on all the new recruits. [10:14] "whats this we have a guest. Maybe a Demon lady won't be as bad as a demon lord." she said with a wiked smil [10:15] smile* [10:15] * UsuallyRandom she looks pretty scared, and is trying to make a fire. She takes off her hat and reveals cat ears... [10:15] "This doesn't seem good, she may be dangerous and only the crappy kobold traps are on the first three levels." [10:16] * Setsuna comes over to see what's going on. "I thought we wanted a hero, not a heroine." [10:16] I walk in, following the human. "Want me to kick her out?" [10:16] (How do you WALK in anyway?) [10:17] sits in a chair next to the throne and crosses her legs and leans back thinking of what to do. "As long as we get what we want do you really care Setsuna? once we are free of this place we can go search for the master, and you can try to kill him before I kill you." she thought. "Not yet Ahiko, lets see what she does." [10:17] * UsuallyRandom as you notice, she begins to cry a little while the fire goes on. [10:17] "Geez, what a crybaby." [10:17] "But a demon queen wouldn't have female servants! That's wrong!" [10:18] "Damn, damn, damn, this doesn't look good. It could be a ruse. I've done that myself a couple of times, I should know." [10:18] "The spider goddess only has femal servants Setsuna, Besides might be easyer to handle then any male." [10:18] "But that's not how it works!" [10:18] "It's always a demon king and female servants of vice-versa!" [10:18] "Bah, send some kobolds over to find out!" [10:19] * UsuallyRandom she speaks out "Why did they have to call me that? I'm glad I'm safe here...but... I hope they didn't follow me!" [10:19] "I agree, send a small group, lets see if she is truly dangerous. Order them only to attack if attacked, just let her see them." [10:19] "Right, threaten her with some of the YIP YIP YIP squad." [10:20] "Did she said follow her? somone might be following her?" [10:20] I activate my eldritch device to order some kobolds to go attack the girl and bring her back alive if possible. [10:20] "Send some kobold scouts to follow her trail just in case." [10:20] nods in agreement [10:21] I add in the extra orders. [10:21] "And if something iffy happens, I'll go up there and drag her back!" [10:21] "Make sure she is brought to us unharmed, I have something to offer her. Something that may very well set us all free." [10:22] "It might be prudent to send Ahiko to pre-emptively track down any of her pursuers." [10:22] "Nah, send the Tengu Ninjas." [10:22] "I don't feel like beating up more sissies." [10:22] "no, let the dungeon take care of them, thats what it is their for, besides i thought you were all bord." [10:23] * UsuallyRandom The Kobolds leave, and 20 minutes later, they come back all happy. "She's nice!" [10:23] "Nice? How?" [10:23] "Wat." [10:23] Glares at the Kolbolds. "Where is she then?" she asked standing up from her chair [10:23] "Hey!" [10:23] * UsuallyRandom "Gives us foods! Pet us! Asked where our master was, so we came to get you fours!" [10:23] "Hey, where'd you get those cookies?" [10:24] I step in front of Jelia. [10:24] "No! OURZ!" [10:24] "Boss, lemme handle this." [10:24] "HEY!" I roar to the kobolds. [10:24] "Hey, I'm your boss. HAND THEM OVER." [10:24] "First levelez!" [10:24] "Go get her and bring her here!" [10:24] sits back down slowly. "Bring her here ahiko, if she's so nice you shouldn't have any trouble." [10:24] "Mind the traps, mind the traps." [10:24] "The cookies! Give them to me! They're bad for your diet!" [10:24] "I'm not paying yo- RAAAGH." I kick at a kobold, irritated. [10:25] "We don't want her getting scythed, squished, or corroded." [10:25] "Fine, fine. I'll take the Aquaduct." [10:25] I turn around and go swim up to see her. [10:25] "You bring her then. You know your traps better than all of us combined." [10:25] "O-okays" They hand over a kerchief with a few cookies as the others stuff their faces with cookies. [10:25] * Ruler has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:26] "Alright, screw it, let's just all go up and handle the little bitch ourselves. It'll be faster that way." [10:26] * Setsuna pockets the cookies, somehow. Ninja skills. [10:26] "Right right, I've finished all the letters anyway." [10:26] "agreed" she said standing and heading up to the entrance. [10:26] Right. They can take the long route, Eye'ms Swimming. [10:27] "The stairs take too long." [10:27] "We can take the hidden elevator ~" [10:27] "Elevator? We had an elevator?" [10:28] "Of course we did, I set it up once my body got upgraded to handle such fine machinery." [10:28] * UsuallyRandom so as you go up to the first level, you see the catgirl in the dress, the witch hat is on the floor next to her. [10:28] (( is it day time?)) [10:29] ((No)) [10:29] (( ok then no worries )) [10:29] I just walk over to her. [10:29] "Yo." [10:30] * Leitea hangs back out of the girl's sight. [10:30] follows ahiko and stands next to her a hand on her hip, the other hand holding her cigarett holder [10:30] I extend a hand for her to shake. [10:31] Um... hello! ::She wipes a tear from her eye and gives her hand to Ahiko:: [10:31] * Setsuna hides in the shadows with her ninja training. [10:31] As soon as she takes my hand I yank her over to me, rap her on the noggin, and flip her over my back. [10:32] << wanna rethink that? >> [10:32] (( i think you should rethink that ahiko, she's the cute girl trap,)) [10:32] <<:/>> [10:33] ((RETCON)) [10:33] I shake her hand enthusiastically. "Hey, you look like crap, wanna come on down and hang out with us? We've got food." [10:33] "And something to offer you young ladie, How would you like to be a demon queen?" [10:34] * Leitea comes out of the corner from where she was stealthing. [10:34] * Setsuna just watches the whole thing unfold. [10:34] I pull her over and wrap an arm around her. [10:34] "Um... um... wait... are you gonna try to sacrifice me like those people in armor after calling me a witch?" [10:34] "This lair is our modest little home, and we're accepting of... new sights." [10:35] "What? Sacrafice you? Nah, nah, we're not gonna do that!" [10:35] "Come on, kid. What's yer name?" [10:35] "What we want is to make you someone who people make sacrafices to." she said with a smile "Come downstairs and we'll talk about it more." [10:35] "So you have a bunch of inquisitors after you? You know, "Purge the heretics" and all?" [10:35] * Setsuna comes out of the shadows. [10:36] "P-please be our new master!" She bows. [10:36] "Ah, inquisitors? Laaaaaaame! Back in my day, they sent whole armies after me. Good times!" [10:36] She looks a little worried and shivered, but she smiled "oh, I was a little worried... I've been kinda scared after this group of paladins started calling me a witch... I just managed to escape. [10:36] "Ah, but it sucks, huh? Guess not everyone can be as strong as me." [10:36] I look up to the boss. [10:36] "Want me to take care of 'em?" [10:36] "Well become our new master, and you'll have an amy to seek revenge against them." [10:36] She looks surprised at Setsuna's plea... She blinks... "I'm not sure... is this your place?" [10:37] "It was our former master's home, But he's been gone so long, we need a new master, We'd like it to be you." [10:38] * Setsuna falls to her knees and prostrates on the ground. "I beg of you! Please become our new master!" [10:38] "I'll be honest with you, kid, we're desperate for a new master, and we're accepting anyone." [10:38] "Even if that means you." [10:38] I lean over and whisper to the girl "Setsuna's a bit of a sissy, so be nice to her, kay?" [10:39] She smiled. "It's very generous and you don't need to do that Ninja lady, but could I get a tour of the place before I make up my mind on your offer?" [10:39] "Fawk," Leitea thinks to herself. [10:39] "of course Mistress." she said with a slight bow. [10:39] "Hey!" [10:39] "I'll take her!" [10:40] Her ears kinda wiggle. "That sounds kinda fun. I don't have any home any more..." [10:40] "I'll have the monster servants bring food to the throne room, it will be waiting for you when you finish with the tour." [10:40] << so here's what I'd like you to do... >> [10:40] "Thank you! Thank you!" [10:41] << Okay, remember the order I gave you in ranks? >> [10:41] << I'd like you all to do one on one interviews with the girl. >> [10:41] << one per level. >> [10:41] (Setsuna and I don't know whether we're #3 or #4 due to the rolls.) [10:42] <> [10:42] ((Who was the acting demon king? )) [10:42] (Jelia. #2.) [10:42] << Leitea, I'd be before you, since I was given a role before you. >> [10:42] (( i was )) [10:42] << And who was the Demonic Military Affairs person? >> [10:43] <> [10:43] << okay, so Jelia, Setsuna, then Leitea and then Ahiko. >> [10:44] << you'll all get some short interviews, twice with her. >> [10:44] << also, it looks like she's really weak... if she suffers enough stress, she'll die, so be careful. >> [10:45] << but for now on, she'll be the master and reward you guys favor like a normal one. >> [10:46] * UsuallyRandom "Nice to meet you all, I'm Abigail!" She gave a smile. "Thank you for your generocity! Those dogs you have are pretty cute..." [10:46] "They're called Kobolds. Yeah, they're pretty cool." [10:47] "They're like little Vietcong lizards!" [10:47] "So, Abbie, where ya from?" [10:48] * Setsuna hands the bag of cookies back. "They have a strict diet, so they can't have these cookies." [10:48] "But I can tell you they appreciated the geasture." [10:48] * Leitea stops everyone before they re-enter the dungeon. [10:49] "Abigail, you should probably know that this dungeon is an incredibly dangerous place for most people." [10:49] * UsuallyRandom the groans of the kobolds could be heard after they heard that. [10:50] "It's filled with all sorts of traps and monsters and stuff that will wreck your shit up if you're not careful." [10:50] * Leitea turns over to the kobolds. [10:50] "It's not my fault you guys thought it was a bright idea to jump into the moat for a swim right after I gave the electrocution signal!" [10:50] "But don't worry! If you go with me, I'll make sure you're safe!" [10:51] "Right, just stick with us, and you'll be fine. Mostly." [10:51] * UsuallyRandom she nodded. "I'm from a small village in Greenlin." [10:51] I pick her up. "Greenlin, eh? What was that like?" [10:51] "Oh wow, Greenlin, I remember when our Chimera got loose and wrecked half of that village. Good times." [10:51] * Leitea looks around. [10:52] "You didn't hear that, girl." [10:52] She turns her head. "I never heard of a chimera that attacked Greenlin..." [10:52] * UsuallyRandom she laughs... you're pretty funny! [10:52] "It was a very long time ago Mistress. Most likely long before you were born." [10:53] << Ahiko, Leitea, Setsuna gain 1d6 favor. >> [10:53] 1d6 [10:53] Leitea, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [10:53] 1d6 [10:53] Setsuna, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [10:53] 1d6 [10:53] Ahiko, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [10:53] * Zar_Big_Stomach is now known as Zeplin666 [10:54] * Setsuna whispers to Jelia, "Perhaps we should evaluate her one at a time." [10:54] * Leitea whispers to Ahiko. "It was probably a good thing we didn't just go with the plan of 1.) Knock her out, 2.) set her on the throne, and 3.) declare her as demon monarch. [10:54] * UsuallyRandom she moves from the grasp of Ahiko. "I'm okay. So when can I inspect your keep?" [10:55] "Probably." I whisper back. [10:55] "T-t-today, junior!" [10:55] "Yeah!" [10:56] glances at setsuna and nods "I'll be in the throne room waiting," she looks at the cat girl "Mistress, I will move on a head to prepair for your arrival in the throne room, I look forward to seeing you very soon." bows her head and takes the fast way to the throne room to have it prepaired with food, comfert and even entertainment if it was needed. [10:57] "Don't step on any floor tile I point out, don't touch anything I point out either, and whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH THE BLACK SPHERE AT THE END OF THE ENTRANCE HALLWAY." [10:58] << So soon enough, you turn off all the traps and tell the monsters to go on an extended lunch break. >> [10:59] << Also, you guys can spend for a special random event chart. >> [10:59] Eh, why not. [10:59] "Setsuna, Ahiko, and I have to go prepare for your arrival. Jelia will accompany you for now." [10:59] << it will cost 1d6 during the interviews. >> [11:00] << each of you will get a chance to interview Abby 2 times, in order. >> [11:00] "What? Awww." I sigh. [11:00] (( i already left, I think )) [11:00] << Jelia, you're up first! >> [11:01] I run off to go tell monsters to go away. [11:02] * Leitea sticks her hand through the Sphere of Annihilation to hit the "TURN ALL TRAPS OFF" button. She's immune to the Sphere because she has a level in Entropist :V [11:03] (The button is cleverly positioned behind the sphere.) [11:03] "And with that, I leave you to have some fun times with Jelia for now." [11:03] * UsuallyRandom Abby sits down and has one of her last remaining cookies. "I can wait until you get things ready...Oh, I can go down now?" [11:04] "yes Mistress, I'll escort you for the time being while the others make the path clear for us." she said with cool smile. "Please follow me." [11:05] "Tell me you come from Greenlin, do those paladins bother that village very often?" [11:05] * UsuallyRandom she nodded. "Okay then..." She soon plodded off after Jelia into the second level. [11:06] * UsuallyRandom "Actually, I left that town with my father... he passed away just after we moved to Ashberry." [11:07] "I am sorry to here that. My condolences." she stoped for a moment, "Mistress, I don't mean to be rude but are you a witch, I mean do you know how to use magic?" [11:07] * UsuallyRandom "The paladins, they pointed me out because of... " She points to her ears. [11:09] * UsuallyRandom She shook her head. "No, I can't. I just like to read books. Someone put that hat on me to help sell their story I was a witch. I ran off soon after once I saw the stake..." [11:09] "Was that all mistress? Humans have always been foolish creatures, You shouldn't be ashamed of what you are, If humans had it their way they'd be the only race in exsitance. Pay their hate no mind, We will be happy to punish them if you accept our invitation to become our Demon Queen." [11:10] "Oh... I just... don't know what to do." [11:11] "So... what was your name again?" [11:11] * UsuallyRandom She looks at a strange crystal on the side of the wall "This is really pretty, what is it?" [11:12] "My name is Jelia, Jelia Rilynmtor" she replied with no small amount of pride in her name. "It's a trap if I remeber correctly," [11:14] * UsuallyRandom She pulls back "That sounds pretty dangerous. But you have a nice name. Are you a dark elf? Is it true your people make delicious dishes from giant spiders?" [11:15] "Yes I am," she said with a warmer smile "Depends, Not all my people are as united as we lead the world to belive, Some eat spiders, others would kill those for even looking at a spider the wrong way. But yes, their are very delicious meals made from spiders. Though I have never eaten them" [11:15] * UsuallyRandom "I'd like to try one some day..." [11:16] * Lord_Specineff13 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [11:16] * UsuallyRandom "If that doesn't sound weird." [11:16] "Not at all, I'd be glad to arrange it for you." she said "You seem to be a very nice young ladie Mistress, even the kolbolds have taken a liking to you, If you do become Demon Queen what woudl be your plans?" [11:18] * UsuallyRandom "I'm not too sure... maybe mark all the traps, put in a few nice decorations... possibly help people out who are undertrodden by that church..." And soon the two arrived at the stairs for the third level. [11:18] * UsuallyRandom "I'm not too sure really what the job does..." [11:19] * Setsuna sits in a chair in front of a furnished wooden table. There are two notepads with pencils. Setsuna sits at the far end, beckoning Abigail to take a seat. [11:19] << Gain 2d6 favor Jelia. >> [11:19] 2d6 [11:19] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1] [11:20] "Well Think about it, think about the things you want, And when we speak again maybe we'll find a way to help answer the question I asked, Thank you Mistress for your time." leads her to Setsuna [11:20] * UsuallyRandom As she goes down the stairs, she's surprised to find a desk and chairs in the middle of a corridor. "Is this your office?" [11:21] "No, but please take a seat." She gets up from her chair to bow. [11:23] "I have supplied a notepad and a pencil in case you want to take down any notes for future reference. Now please, sit." [11:23] * UsuallyRandom "you're very polite for a Ninja." She sits down with a smile. [11:24] "Although I am a ninja, and I a maid first. Now, I will introduce myself. I am Setsuna, last master of the hurricane dagger style, eldest daughter of Tetsuya, grandaughter of Rouma..." She starts listing the rest of her lineage, going back almost a thousand years. [11:24] "Oh, thank you!" She begins to write things down "So, what do you look for in a Demon King...Queen?" [11:25] * UsuallyRandom she looks very shocked "That's quite a history you have!" [11:25] "Why thank you. I am not in a position to make demands, but I would like a master who is properly a master. I would also like a master who is easy to kill, since that is my mission once I am released from service. So, do you have any weaknesses?" [11:29] She looks really scared and hides her face behind the note pad "Is that a joke?" she began to laugh and let down the notepad "Oh... right... um... I really like Chocolate Cake!" [11:30] "No, it is not a joke. I became a maid after I was defeated by the previous demon king. Once he, or a new demon king releases me from their service, I will resume my mission to kill him or her." Writes down 'Likes chocolate cake'. "Do you have any powers?" [11:31] * UsuallyRandom she begins to write a few things down "No... um... is that the stairs for the next area?" [11:32] "No, not yet. I humbly request you to answer my question. Be reassured that I will not kill you for you are not yet my master. Even if you were my master, you would have to release me from your service first, which is something only you can do. Thus, you are perfectly safe as long as I am your servant." [11:34] "You may ask me any questions you'd like. It is only fair that you know of any possible threats after all." [11:34] * rolando2424 has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) [11:34] "Um... but wouldn't you like to be free after doing some work?" [11:35] "I have served for over a century now. I do not wish for freedom as it is meaningless to a ninja. A ninja lives to serve, albeit not as a maid." [11:38] "Now, do you have any more questions?" [11:39] * UsuallyRandom "Oh... I get it. you're telling me you really like this job. It's kinda funny way to put it. and as for my powers, I can recite any book I read, and I can bake really good cookies." [11:39] * UsuallyRandom "What kind of foods do you like, Ms. Setsuna?" [11:41] "Rice, steamed vegetables, and steamed meat. Most do not like such bland food, but I was raised on such a diet. I must ask now, but do I seem weak? You are not even questioning what sort of abilities I have. There is a possibility I may be your enemy one day, so I must recommend that you ask now before it is too late." [11:45] * UsuallyRandom she wrote it down carefull. "No, you look like a very scary but polite ninja person...Thank you, I think I should go down to the next area." [11:45] * UsuallyRandom she got up and soon headed down the corridor. [11:45] * Setsuna nods. "Just follow the arrows on the ground." She bows as Abigail leaves. [11:46] (I'm next, right?) [11:46] * UsuallyRandom she soon came down to the fourth level where she met Leitea! [11:46] As soon as Abigail is out of sight, Setsuna slides open the secret wall and pushes the table into the closet, then tosses the two chairs in. She closes the wall afterwards. [11:47] << Setsuna, lose 1 favor. >> [11:47] (Lawl.) [11:47] (But I was just following standard maid procedures! Is the maid handbook outdated now?) [11:48] (Needs to get the 4.0 update) [11:49] (My turn now?) [11:50] << you get an A for effort, and presentation, but telling her you'll kill her after she lets you go is pretty scary if you want her to take the job. >> [11:50] << Yes Leitea, it's your turn. >> [11:50] (Then it is my training. It is unfortunate but I cannot give up the path of a kunoichi.) [11:51] << fair enough, keep role playing that on your 2nd interview. >> [11:52] Abby soon finds herself in a rectangular chamber roughly 30 feet long and 45 feet wide. In the center of the chamber is a large comfy sofa. [11:52] * Leitea flexes herself a bit. [11:53] "Kid, I don't think we can conduct this interview without us fighting during it." [11:53] * UsuallyRandom she blinked and looked at the sofa... and felt like testing out the sofa. "This must be a break room... um..." She turns around and sees Leitea there. "Um hello. Why would we fight?" [11:54] * UsuallyRandom She pokes at a gear at the side of Leitea. [11:54] (No visible gears.) [11:55] "I never said anything about PHYSICAL fighting... I suck at fighting, after all, and people with incurable illnesses shouldn't be dueling." [11:55] * UsuallyRandom Oh, I'm sorry to hear that? They haven't found a cure yet? [11:56] "They can't find a cure because it's technically not a biological illness. I'm a construct, and it's some sort of virus." [11:56] "But let's set that aside for now." [11:56] "So something is bugging you?" [11:57] "You could say that, yes. But now, it's time for us to d-d-d-duel!" [11:57] * Leitea taps onto the back of her left hand, and a ring of luminous sigils spring into existence, encircling her forehead. [11:58] The sigils project a blank white screen onto one of the long walls of the room, facing the sofa. It's set up so that Leitea can move her head, and the screen stays in position. [11:58] * UsuallyRandom she canted her head and didn't know what to think of any of this. [11:59] "Just watch, you'll see..." [11:59] * Leitea reaches into her bag of holding and pulls out a pair of strange, white nunchaku-like devices covered in buttons and knobs. [11:59] "Um, alright. What are those?" [11:59] (Built-in Bag of Holding.) [12:00] "Do you know what a... video game is?" [12:01] * Leitea hands the kid one set of nunchaku, and continues to tap the back of her left hand. [12:01] "I know what a game is... what's a vee-dee-oh? Is it some kind of d-d-d..." Now she was doing it "duel challenge?" She took the controller and moved them around. [12:02] A strange moving image with sounds appears on the screen projected onto the wall. After several strange (for Abby) sequences, the title screen comes up: Super Smash Brothers Brawl. [12:04] * UsuallyRandom she sits down and looks at the screen. This is interesting. It's moving! [12:04] " [12:05] "Hm, maybe not this game..." [12:05] "what manner of sorcery is this?" [12:05] * Leitea fiddles around with it and a new sequence begins, displaying the title screen of We Love Katamari. [12:05] "Now this is a game that you'd probably like." [12:06] "Have you ever seen paintings before?" [12:07] "Imagine if painting could move and produce sound to portray a scene as if you were viewing it with your own eyes." [12:07] *a painting [12:08] "That is a video, a series of pictures and sounds arranged to produce the illusion of motion." [12:09] "Now imagine if you could tell the moving picture what to do. Imagine interacting with all the people, all the plants, all the animals, all the objects in the video." [12:10] "That is what a video game is. You use that device in your hands to tell the moving picture what to do. Of course, there are limitations as to what you can tell it to do, but it's still quite interactive." [12:10] "Do you follow me so far?" Session Close: Thu Aug 07 12:11:21 2008 Session Start: Thu Aug 07 12:11:21 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-RPG [12:11] * Disconnected [12:19] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-RPG [12:19] * Rejoined channel #Maid-RPG [12:19] * Topic is 'Wed- "Please be our Demon King!" at 5pm PST.' [12:19] * Set by UsuallyRandom on Wed Aug 06 11:07:33 [12:19] * Argas is now known as Setsuna [12:19] Well that sucked. [12:19] * Essence has joined #Maid-RPG [12:19] * Nameless_Wraith has joined #Maid-RPG [12:20] * Essence is now known as Jelia_Rilynmtor [12:20] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-RPG [12:21] (ALRIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, WE'RE BACK.) [12:21] yep [12:21] (What was the last line you got, Random?) [12:22] << That leitea was starting Katamari >> [12:22] << and as cute as this is, let's pick up the pace. >> [12:23] "Now this is a game that you'd probably like." [12:23] "Have you ever seen paintings before?" [12:23] << brb >> [12:23] "Imagine if painting could move and produce sound to portray a scene as if you were viewing it with your own eyes." [12:23] * UsuallyRandom has left #Maid-RPG [12:23] "That is a video, a series of pictures and sounds arranged to produce the illusion of motion." [12:23] "Now imagine if you could tell the moving picture what to do. Imagine interacting with all the people, all the plants, all the animals, all the objects in the video." [12:23] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-RPG [12:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo UsuallyRandom UsuallyRandom [12:23] "That is what a video game is. You use that device in your hands to tell the moving picture what to do. Of course, there are limitations as to what you can tell it to do, but it's still quite interactive." [12:24] (Never mind, you missed a few lines. Just assume I explained all the stuff about games to her.) [12:25] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #Maid-RPG [12:25] * UsuallyRandom she began to play a round, and soon created a bigger Katamari than Lei! "I Won?" [12:26] "Hah, you sure did. You're a natural learner at this sort of stuff, kid... or should I say master." [12:27] "Relax while you're here, this is your new home. There are more serious things that we'll have to talk about later, but in the meantime, just take it easy." [12:28] * UsuallyRandom "Okay" she began to play and have a good time. "So what are you, really?" [12:30] * Lord_Specineff13 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [12:30] "Hm, it's a bit hard to explain. I wasn't born like a regular human like you, I was created. I'm an advanced machine created through the unity of science and sorcery." [12:31] * UsuallyRandom well, whatever you are, this is really fun! [12:31] "And now it's time for me to ask you some questions, as part of the process of you becoming our new master. Continue playing, it's easy enough to talk while playing." [12:31] << if you're not gonna bring up anything new, lets move on. >> [12:32] (Well, I get a second interview, right? [12:32] (Retcon my previous line into saying the following:) [12:33] "It sure is rather fun, this is one of the things that keeps me from dying of boredom in here. But now it's time for you to meet Ahiko. Come back here later, we can play some different games, and we'll take up some more serious matters regarding our relationship as lord and vassal." [12:34] << yup. >> [12:34] (I am totally going to convince her that world domination is the way to world peace :V) [12:34] When Abby comes to see me, I'm busy putting stuff into a boat, such as tackle boxes, a couple of rods, and a cooler, while wearing a floppy hat. [12:35] I soon turn around, complete, and wave at her. [12:35] "Hey there, Abby! Come on down!" [12:35] * UsuallyRandom "Sure!" she giggled. "I had fun, thank you! It cheered me up!" and proceeds down the stairway to the next level and sees Ahiko. [12:36] << Leitea, make a skill check please? >> [12:36] "Ever go fishing before, Abby?" [12:36] 1d6 Skill 3 [12:36] Leitea, Skill 3: 6 [1d6=6] [12:39] << gain 2d6 favor >> [12:39] 2d6 [12:39] Leitea, 2d6: 8 [2d6=6,2] [12:40] * UsuallyRandom She shook her head. "Not like this!" she walked over to the boat. [12:41] I pat a seat on the small rowboat. "Go ahead and jump in, Abby. We're gonna go fishing in an underground lake on the fourth floor." [12:41] 1d6 Skill 2 [12:41] Setsuna, Skill 2: 3 [1d6=3] [12:44] ::She sat down:: [12:44] ((Hrm.)) [12:44] I untie the rope holding the boat to the shore, jump in, and kick off. [12:44] "Um, there's plenty to fish down here, right?" [12:45] Soon I'm rowing her across the lake, humming a little shanty, until we reach about halfway. [12:45] "Yeah." [12:45] << you have until 10:00 and she goes to the next floor. >> [12:45] I grin. "Usually, there's really big fish in here, but I rearranged for something small." I offer her a pole. [12:45] "Go ahead and bait up." [12:47] I bait my own pole, before tossing it in. [12:47] "And this way, you just leave it until you get a bite." I lean back, setting the pole. [12:48] * UsuallyRandom she did the same and cast a line. "I haven't done this in ages." [12:48] "Oh? Tell me about that, Abby." [12:48] I open the cooler and grab an ice cold beer, cracking it open before taking a swing. [12:50] roll 1d6 [12:50] Setsuna, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [12:50] * UsuallyRandom well, my dad and I would always fish in a nearby lake. It was lots of fun... [12:51] I nod, motioning for her to continue. [12:51] << "A rampaging monster attacks! If the Demonic Military Affairs maid is present, she loses 1D6 Favor. The monster has attributes of 2." >> [12:52] << so Setsuna, explain what happens. >> [12:52] <> [12:52] << yes. >> [12:53] The monster bursts forth from the lake, partially landing on the boat. It looks like a giant fish, except it has arms and legs in place of its fins. One eye focuses on Abigail as it tries to pull the boat under. [12:54] "Tch, stupid!" I leap out, kicking it in the head. [12:55] "I." I knee it in the eyeball, "Told," I headbutt the thing, "You," I throw an elbow in "To," a kick, "Stay," and then a FALCON PUNCH, "DOWN!" [12:55] * UsuallyRandom "EEP!" Get it Ahiko! [12:56] << make an athletics check Ahiko. >> [12:56] Ahiko, times four: 4 [1d6=4] [12:56] 16 [12:57] 1d6 Cyclopian Salman 2 [12:57] UsuallyRandom, Cyclopian Salman 2: 4 [1d6=4] [12:57] << describe how the monster falls at your attacks. >> [12:58] I more or less beat the daylights out of it with my fists, trying not to do too much damage while still messing it up. [12:58] My last punch sends it sinking down, dazed and beaten. [12:58] "AND STAY DOWN OR YOU'RE SUPPER, PUNK!" [12:58] I pose. [12:58] The fish wails again as it slowly sinks into the water. [12:59] * UsuallyRandom She looks very very impressed. "That was so great Ahiko!" [12:59] I shrug. "Eh, it's nothing. I've toed-to-toed with tougher." [12:59] I then get her in the boat, fishing, etc. [12:59] Back to where we where. [12:59] * UsuallyRandom she gave a clap! "And yeah... do you think we should be fishing here?" [13:00] I wave. "Yeah, yeah, it's fine!" I get in the boat. "Don't worry, Abby. I'm here to protect ya, and I'm the strongest!" [13:00] << make a 3d6 favor roll. >> [13:00] 3d6 [13:00] Ahiko, 3d6: 11 [3d6=1,5,5] [13:01] * UsuallyRandom she smiles and grabs her pole. "Thank you, this could be a lot of fun if I can learn to fight as good as you..." [13:02] I laugh, baiting and casting out a line. "Hey, if you become the new mistress, I'll teach ya. It'll be fun." I sigh. [13:02] "It's been a while since I've had much to do. It's boring down here. Did I ever tell you I was one of the most powerful warriors of the southern sea?" [13:03] "I used to jump on ships and beat up all sorts of people, always raring for a fight!" [13:03] I make a pose. [13:03] "But then one day I met the master, and he beat me fair and square! I've worked for him ever since!" [13:04] * UsuallyRandom she makes a few interested looks and smiles. "I might really consider that!" [13:05] I laugh, patting her on the back. [13:05] "Good, good. That'll be great fun, eh?" [13:06] I pull out a beer, popping it open. [13:07] "Yeah, fun indeed." I muse, then sigh. "Hey, Abby. Wanna go swimming on the 8th floor?" [13:07] << let's wrap this up to the next floor. >> [13:08] I say this as I see us reaching the other side of the lake. [13:08] * UsuallyRandom she gave it a little thought. "Hmmm... maybe. I don't have a suit though." [13:08] "I'll getcha one. It'll be fun." [13:08] The boat reaches the docks. [13:08] "Alright, head on down to go see the boss. I'll see ya later, kay?" [13:09] * Jelia_Rilynmtor has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [13:11] (Oh boy.) [13:12] (Shall we just let Setsuna or me do their second interview?) [13:12] * UsuallyRandom she pattered down to the entrance of the next floor and wondered what kind of fun would be coming up... this was looking all the more appealing, so maybe the fish monsters need work... but... [13:13] * Jelia_Rilynmtor has joined #Maid-RPG [13:13] * UsuallyRandom she pattered down to the entrance of the next floor and wondered what kind of fun would be coming up... this was looking all the more appealing, so maybe the fish monsters need work... but... [13:13] (( sorry about that )) [13:13] << welcome back. >> [13:13] << you're up! >> [13:14] Waits for Abby at the entrance to the next floor, smooking as always. She didn't have anything plan, only wanted to continue talking with her possible new mistress. [13:14] "Mistress, It's a pleasure to see you again, How was your time with the others, I trust you had fun." [13:18] "Yes! I did! We fought off a fish monster, and played... games on a painting and... talked about chocolate cakes... this is looking more and more exciting." [13:19] "I wonder what will happen next here. I'm sure it's always this exciting..." [13:19] furros her brows slightly. "I see Mistress, well as long as you enjoyed yourself, But I'll have to remeber to speak to the others." She motioned with her hand for the cat girl to follow. "Please this way mistress, I don't have anything special plan but I look forward to continueing our talk, Did you think about what you'd do if you became Demon Queen?" [13:20] << A trap that should’ve been disarmed is tripped! If the Chief of Security maid is present, she loses 1D6 Favor. Unless someone can make a Skill roll with a result of 8 or better, everyone present will take 1D6 Stress. >> [13:20] whats the max favor i can spend to increase my multiplyer by 1?)) [13:20] * UsuallyRandom she stepped on a stone that sank after she walked past it "well... maybe I could..." [13:21] << 1d6 favor for each boost. >> [13:21] but i can do it as many times as i wish? [13:21] 1d6 to boost skill [13:21] Jelia_Rilynmtor, to boost skill: 5 [1d6=5] [13:21] << correct >> [13:22] 1d6 to boost skil [13:22] Jelia_Rilynmtor, to boost skil: 4 [1d6=4] [13:22] 11-9 = 2 favor left and my skill is up by two )) [13:22] 1d6 skill check [13:22] Jelia_Rilynmtor, skill check: 5 [1d6=5] [13:22] As Abby steps on the stone, it sinks slightly causing her to trip; and before her is a Medusa's head!" [13:22] 5x3=15 [13:23] << so Jelia, tell us how you get rid of the device. >> [13:24] * UsuallyRandom Abby meeps feebily as the head's eyes glow red and looks scared... [13:24] Dives in to save her misstress catching her as she falls from her trip, her hands wraping around the cat girl. Jalia puts her back to the madusa head as she sheilds Abby with her body. [13:25] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont [13:26] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001 [13:27] * UsuallyRandom abbys cheeks glow red and looks away. "Um, thank you... I should be more careful in a place like this. [13:27] After moving Abby out of harms way jalia kicks over the medusa head and kicks it over, she was as much a warrior as any of the girls, Then with her foot crushed it under heel. "I'll make that little construct pay for this!" [13:29] "Mistress are you alright? all the trabs should had been disarmed, Please forgive me, I promise you this won't happen again" bows several times while asking for forgivness. "I'll make sure Leitea is punished for this." [13:29] (:V) [13:30] * UsuallyRandom "Um...It's alright." She waved off the bows "She works hard, and these things happen. As long as we're both safe... that's what matters, right?" [13:31] "Of course mistress. I will only give her a stern reminder to be more careful next time, Please let us continue." offering her hand to the cat girl [13:33] * UsuallyRandom she took her hand and smiled. "It was kind of exciting. Does this always happen often?" [13:34] "No, Since our old master left no one makes it down this far, Most adventuers are detured or killed by the 4th floor. It's an exception they reach this level. We have been board for quite some time, and we can not leave this place do to our oaths. That is why you are so important Mistress, you can give us purpose again." [13:35] * UsuallyRandom "I think... to your question if I became your Queen I'd like..." [13:35] * UsuallyRandom "to change the world..." She gave a smile. [13:36] "Then that is enough, How and why, and into what, those are for you to decide mistress, If you have the ambition I will serve you happily." smiled back. [13:36] * UsuallyRandom she looked a little shocked at the statement... so adventurers constantly try to break in here? [13:37] * UsuallyRandom let's get this wrapped up to the next floor soon. [13:37] << what I just said. >> [13:37] "Were constantly trying, We havn't had an adventurer in quite some time, I think maybe they forgot about our little dungeon some times. Please Make your way on, to the next floor I will see you again at the throne room Mistress." she said as she lead her to the exit of this floor [13:38] * Setsuna sits at another table, just like last time. The table and chairs are the exact same as before. [13:39] * UsuallyRandom Abby wandered back down and checked the floor level after seeing the table and chairs again and then returned back to the desk. "Is this your second office, Setsuna?" [13:40] "No, I just got the table and chairs out for the second interview. Now, do you have any more questions for me?" [13:40] * UsuallyRandom "I'm having a good time here. Are you as scary as you look?" [13:41] "Scary?" She tilts her head. "Am I scary? As a maid, I should not be scary." [13:42] "If I look scary to you, please tell me how I am scary and I shall attempt to not look scary." [13:42] * UsuallyRandom she takes a pad of paper and began to doodle funny faces. "Well, I don't know... you don't seem that scary any more.. you're really a nice person it seems." [13:43] * UsuallyRandom "Do you think you can train me some ninja magic later if I joined?" [13:44] "It is not ninja magic. As the last of my clan, I should be keeping my techniques a secret, but if you are my master, I could not refuse such a request." [13:44] "However, it would be troublesome for there to be a possibility of killing my own student." [13:45] "Still, with my techniques, you would be able to defend yourself." [13:47] It might come in handy when we...er... if we decide to stop those people who were trying to hurt that town... [13:47] * UsuallyRandom she tilted her head "Do you know any good ninja jokes?" [13:47] "It may, but we have many monsters at our beck and call so it would not be necessary. It would be most useful in defending yourself should someone attempt to assassinate you." [13:48] "Ninja jokes? I was not aware ninjas made jokes. I have not received any training in comedy so I would not know." [13:48] * UsuallyRandom she smiled and laughed. [13:48] "I do not have any questions for you unfortunately. I have asked all that I can, but I have one request." She stands up and pushes her chair to the side. She falls to her knees again and prostrates. "Please become our master." [13:49] * UsuallyRandom she looks away with a blush. "O-okay. I'll consider it." [13:50] "If you become our master, I and the others will be at your beck and call." [13:50] * UsuallyRandom "Thanks Setsuna, you seemed really intimidating, but that's just your job... I'm sorry for thinking badly about you..." she begins to walk off to the next level. [13:50] << roll 1d6 favor Setsuna. >> [13:50] 1d6 [13:50] Setsuna, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [13:50] << next floor! >> [13:50] (Me.) [13:51] * Setsuna puts away the furniture again. [13:51] Abby finds herself in another break room, similar to last time, but this one is more furnished, and the floor is covered by a carpet flooring. The door and walls of the room are made out of adamantine. [13:51] * UsuallyRandom She wanders down to the 8th floor and begins to look around. "Hello?" [13:52] * UsuallyRandom she decides to flop on the couch! [13:52] * Leitea notices the kid and quickly stops playing Dynasty Warriors because it are too violent. [13:53] "You up for some more games? I've got a new one that I'd like you to try out, and I haven't played it yet myself." [13:54] * Leitea fires up Touhou 9: Phantasmagoria of Flower View on the projector. [13:54] * Leitea goes on a brief explanation of danmaku games and guides her on how to play it for a bit, and soon they start playing together. [13:56] "So... it's time to talk about some serious business. Tell me, what do you remember about your parents?", Leitea asks in a vaguely Freud-ish fashion. [13:58] * UsuallyRandom she's beginning to be a more fearsome opponent. "Well, my mother passed away long ago... and I was left on my own after dad passed away a year ago." "I did a good job selling fruits that I grew in a large garden... and then I accidentally set fire to a few bushes... [14:00] "Would you say that your parents raised you well?" [14:00] * UsuallyRandom "I'd say so... what about your parents?" [14:01] "All I know was that they were some wacky demonic artificers who had a penchant for making multipurpose sentient constructs such as myself..." [14:01] << The master unexpectedly makes romantic advances on the nearest maid. - The maid accompanying her, or the one with the highest Skill attribute, gains 2D6 Favor. >> [14:02] (Lol.) [14:02] ( ok that was worth it )) [14:02] * UsuallyRandom she leaned in closer and gave a peck on the cheek. "Well, you're more than that, y'know... I just want to let you know I appreciate you making me feel at home." [14:05] "It's been a pleasure, my soon-to-be master... just remember that we're always here to support you, and that we'll give all our effort in your quest to change whatever you want about the world." [14:05] * UsuallyRandom she smiled as that little move she played on Leitea put her in the lead... "You got to do better than that [14:06] to beat me at moving paintings!" [14:06] * Leitea realizes that she sucks ass at danmaku gaems. [14:06] << Leitea, roll your new 2d6 favor! >> [14:06] 2d6 [14:06] Leitea, 2d6: 5 [2d6=1,4] [14:06] (Good enough.) [14:07] * Leitea a few rounds of PoFV later... [14:07] * UsuallyRandom she set down her controls and began to get up. "I guess I should go to the next floor, right?" [14:08] "I suppose so." [14:08] * Leitea ruffles the kid's hair, gives her a peck on the forehead, and sends her off. [14:09] Downstairs, I sit by one of the enterences to the aquaduct, a set of scuba gear lying next to me. [14:09] (Wait first.) [14:09] "Hey, kid, catch!" [14:10] * Leitea tosses a chocolate bar at Abby. [14:10] "Treat yourself to a snack, it's going to be a long day." [14:11] * UsuallyRandom she catched the chocolate bar and began to eat it as she proceeded down the door with a smile. [14:12] I look up smilign when I see her, waving hello. [14:12] * UsuallyRandom and there she was next to a scuba tank and the aquaduct... looking rather puzzled at it. [14:12] "Hey. The little one gave ya that?" [14:13] * UsuallyRandom Abby turned to Ahiko and nodded at the chocolate bar she was eating. [14:13] I point to the scuba gear. "Go ahead and get dressed. This floor's a bit boring, so we're taking a shortcut~" [14:13] I lean back, still fully dressed, and wait. [14:14] * UsuallyRandom she tilted her head and took the clothes and gear, and headed off to the nearest bathroom. [14:15] * UsuallyRandom she came out in a nice wetsuit and had the tanks at her side. "How do I do this?" [14:16] "Well, first you.." I describe how to put it on, and help her put it all together." [14:16] "Thanks!" She began to show off her new outfit. "How do I look?" [14:17] I nod. "Quite well, Abby. Now put the facemask on, I'm gonna show you how I get around so fast." [14:17] I tap the wall, and open up a passageway down to the secret waterways. [14:18] "Tada~" [14:19] * UsuallyRandom she did as instructed and gave a clap in glee and began to follow her to the waterways [14:19] I clear my throat, and dive in, turning around and motioning her to jump in. [14:20] I am now in Mermaid form. [14:21] * UsuallyRandom she hesitently jumps in, but comes up with a smile. "Okay, so where to from here?...your legs it's a..." [14:21] "Yep. I'm a mermaid. See? I swim well." I chuckle. "Come on, Abby. Follow me, I'll show you how I get around~ [14:22] I turn and swim down, guiding her down the pipes and showing her the small signs that explain what's where. [14:23] "So, Abby," I say in the water, "Think you'd like to have us work for ya?" [14:23] * UsuallyRandom she nodded as she took in the underwater sites. [14:24] * UsuallyRandom she began to talk, but realised it's not a good idea to talk while underwater. [14:24] I smile. "I'm glad to hear that. You seem like you'd make a good master, and I'd get to kick some ass outside." I grin broadly. [14:24] "This place is nice enough, but I'd like to see outside again. [14:24] * de_niro has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [14:24] I continue to guide her to the end. [14:25] When we soon reach the end, after showing her everything on how to get around, I take her to surface. [14:25] "So, Abby. I appreciate you lettin us take you around. It was definetly fun." [14:26] She gets up and begins to get out of the water. "That was really interesting. Your last employer put together some great people." [14:26] I get out too. [14:27] "Thanks, Abby. Remember, you ever need someone pulverized, lemme know." I grin and pose after getting out, returning my legs. "I'll take care of it for ya!" [14:27] * UsuallyRandom she nodded, and patted Ahiko's head. [14:27] << gain 1d6 favor Ahiko! >> [14:27] 1d6 [14:27] Ahiko, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [14:27] 18 [14:29] * UsuallyRandom and like that she left in her new wetsuit, removing the heavy tanks to the next floor- floor 9. [14:29] (9) [14:29] .... I follow her quietly. [14:31] * Leitea arrives on Floor 9 through the elevator. [14:31] * UsuallyRandom she wanders around the dungeon, looking happy as she heads down to floor 10. [14:31] is standing in the throne room looking at an old painting of the old master [14:31] I continue to follow her, making sure another accident like floor 4 doesn't happen. [14:33] * Setsuna stands by Jelia, waiting for Abigail. [14:33] * Leitea has the remote for turning all the traps back on just in case all hell breaks loose. [14:36] * UsuallyRandom she lands right in the throne room and is taken by its beauty. "Wooww!" [14:36] I follow her, grinning. [14:37] turns to her mistress and bows her head "welcome mistress, this will be your throne room if you decide to become the Demon queen." [14:37] Looking at everyone, she tilts her head and her ears twitch. "So... is this the last floor?" [14:37] (Is it? I thought there were 10 floors.) [14:37] I nod. "Yep." [14:37] "Floor 10. Your safe bastion, if you want it." [14:37] * UsuallyRandom she smiles. "it's a nice thought... I think I'll accept your generous offer!" [14:38] "And so we have a new master who will lead us in our quest to reshape the world in our vision..." [14:38] "Our vision? It's the master's vision that counts." [14:38] "If it means I get to have four friends like you." [14:39] Smiles "If you would sit on the throne Mistress, It will become official." she said with a soft smile [14:39] I watch and wait with anticipation. [14:40] "Something gives me a bad feeling about her sitting on the throne just now..." [14:40] As she is about to walk to the throne... crossbow bolts fire and almost hit her, she's suddenly scared as she looks behind her... seeing a group of Paladins right there. [14:40] (at the entrance) [14:40] 1d6+1 [14:40] UsuallyRandom, 1d6+1: 3 [1d6=2] [14:41] I turn, drawing Flaunder, my Daemonic Axe. "Abby, get down!" [14:41] * Leitea waits for the right moment to press the Remote of Death... [14:41] Three of them, infact... and they seem to have a glowing, holy aura. "THERE YOU ARE, FOUL WITCH! I SEE YOU CRAWLED INTO YOUR EVIL NEST!" [14:42] * UsuallyRandom she nods and scrambles behind a table. [14:42] stands infront of her mistress and allowes her stinger to exit her right hand [14:42] "Oh, shut up, you Lawful Stupid dickweeds, you just had to come and ruin the fun, didn't you?" [14:42] I turn to the boss. "Blood for the Blood god?" [14:43] "I would like nothing better Ahiko. lets make them bleed enough for a good blessing for our new queen." [14:43] "A kunoichi does not do pre-battle banter." [14:43] "Right." I turn, my eyes taking a much darker tone. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" [14:44] * UsuallyRandom "Um... setsuna... aren't you doing that?" [14:44] "Shall rocks be falling right now?" [14:44] << Leitea, make a cunning check. >> [14:44] << or skill. >> [14:45] (Pump favor, I distribute the +1 between the die, the attribute, the die, the attribute, the die, etc.) [14:45] "That was a statement, it was not banter." [14:45] 1d6 [14:45] Leitea, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [14:45] 1d6 [14:45] Leitea, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [14:45] 1d6 [14:45] Leitea, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [14:45] 1d6 [14:45] Leitea, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [14:45] (+2 on the attribute and +2 on the die.) [14:45] roll 1d6 [14:45] Leitea, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [14:46] A great phantasmal mountain of force and necrotic energy rips and falls peak-down through the entire dungeon complex, passing through everything... [14:46] Except for Lawful Good douchebags. [14:47] << what's the total? >> [14:48] (42. I still have ~15 Favor left.) [14:48] 1d6 Paladins Will: 5 do the impossible, holy the unholiable... [14:48] UsuallyRandom, Paladins Will: 5 do the impossible, holy the unholiable...: 5 [1d6=5] [14:49] 1d6 Paladins Will: 5 again, but with holy! [14:49] UsuallyRandom, Paladins Will: 5 again, but with holy!: 5 [1d6=5] [14:49] 1d6 and once more... holy wrath! [14:49] UsuallyRandom, and once more... holy wrath!: 5 [1d6=5] [14:50] 75. (what was your attribute number at this time?)) [14:50] 4 :< [14:50] I should've spent more favor. [14:50] well we weren't expecting uber paladins, i mean they lost track of a cat girl)) [14:51] (Come on, hurry this up.) [14:51] "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" Not allowing the enemy to recover from the blast of necrotic energy, I charge in, my eyes hate filled and daemonic energies flowing through me. [14:51] Take 18 stress Leitea! [14:52] <> [14:52] 1d6 [14:52] Ahiko, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [14:52] 1d5 [14:52] Ahiko, 1d5: 3 [1d5=3] [14:52] Lol whut, that sends me at Stress explosion. [14:52] 1d6 [14:52] Ahiko, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [14:52] 1d6 [14:52] Ahiko, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [14:52] 1d6 [14:52] Ahiko, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [14:52] 1d6 [14:52] Ahiko, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [14:52] Hope that didn't put you over. [14:52] 1d6 attack [14:52] Ahiko, attack: 4 [1d6=4] [14:54] << okay, it may be wise for the rest of you to go in fighting. >> [14:54] "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" In rage, I swing my blade down on one of their torsos, cleaving past him into another's chest, and attacking another one's neck, aiming to decapitate him. [14:54] (( didn't know how turns worked,)) [14:55] (Ahiko got 56.) [14:55] << you all get a chance to fight them, it's all for one, unless you're gonna do something else. So roleplay what you're gonna do, and then roll. We'll add all the totals together. >> [14:55] Oh, it's all for one? [14:55] Rushes up towards the paladins leaping up into the air and stricking down with my right hand, a trail of smoke from my cigarett flowing behind me in a long dramatic tendril. I striked down with my palm open my stinger portruding from my palm on who ever is the lead paladin [14:56] (( adding first one to roll all following to multiplyer )) [14:56] 1d6 [14:56] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [14:56] 1d6 [14:56] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [14:56] 1d6 [14:56] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [14:56] so +1 to roll, +2 to multiplyer [14:56] 1d6 [14:56] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [14:56] (And now I have to fucking go, just tell me what I get. Say I spend all my remaining favor on a Cunning roll to throw a grand party for us.) [14:56] (After this fight, of course.) [14:57] <> [14:57] * Setsuna reappears behind the paladins, her dagger-launcher out. Dozens of daggers fly out within seconds. [14:57] 1d6 cunning 3 [14:57] Setsuna, cunning 3: 4 [1d6=4] [14:58] total of 10, damn crappy roll ) [14:58] (( 4 favor left )) [14:58] 3#1d6 Paladins 5 [14:58] UsuallyRandom, Paladins 5: 5 [1d6=5], 1 [1d6=1], 2 [1d6=2] [14:59] << Looks like they lost. 78 to you guys. >> [15:01] (( soo what did we kill them?)) [15:01] << one of em takes... 15 stress and falls over, the other two make a striking manuver! >> [15:01] 2#1d6 Paladins [15:01] UsuallyRandom, Paladins: 4 [1d6=4], 5 [1d6=5] [15:02] << go ahead and make your rolls, and list your stats, modified too... >> [15:02] 1d6 Times 5 base, or 7 if my boosts carry over [15:02] Ahiko, Times 5 base, or 7 if my boosts carry over: 4 [1d6=4] [15:02] 1d6 Stat mod = 3 [15:02] Jelia_Rilynmtor, Stat mod = 3: 3 [1d6=3] [15:02] 20 or 28 [15:03] 1d6 atheletics 2 [15:03] Setsuna, atheletics 2: 3 [1d6=3] [15:03] 6 [15:03] i got a 9 [15:05] * Streicher has quit IRC (Quit: ) [15:07] << 35 against a 45 >> [15:07] << one of you has to choose who takes 10 stress. >> [15:08] it's 1 favor for one spirit right?)) [15:08] << er... hang on. >> [15:08] << Okay, the question should be, who takes the stress. The total will be the stat they used divided by 45. >> [15:09] Fuck it, I'll tank it. [15:10] so take 9 stress Ahiko! [15:11] Tears of rage streaming down my eyes, I focus on one enemy, bloodlust overtaking my sense. [15:11] 1d6 times 5 [15:11] Ahiko, times 5: 2 [1d6=2] [15:11] The paladins laugh as Ahiko is knocked against a wall. They have a good laugh "Please, witch. You think your little "maids" can stop us and our rightous crusade?" [15:11] * Setsuna jumps over the paladins and fires her dagger launcher again. [15:12] 1d6 times 7 [15:12] Setsuna, times 7: 1 [1d6=1] [15:12] << let's go ahead and roll! >> [15:12] Runs over to the talking paladin and strikes with her spider stinger [15:12] 1d6 times 3 [15:12] Jelia_Rilynmtor, times 3: 5 [1d6=5] [15:12] 15 [15:13] spend favor to increase modifer [15:13] 1d6 [15:13] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [15:14] i'll drop cunning down to one it get 20 favor, making my total 24-6 = 18 favor left, my total is now 20 [15:14] << Jelia, you get 10 favor. >> [15:15] << the total new favor is whatever the NEW number is. >> [15:15] (( oh thought it was old number so then my total is 8 [15:15] i mean favor remaining is 8 )) [15:15] (( total still 20 )) [15:17] 2#1d6 paladins 5 [15:17] UsuallyRandom, paladins 5: 4 [1d6=4], 5 [1d6=5] [15:19] * RedXIII has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:21] I channel the power of Khorne into my axe, using it to fuel my rage and power. [15:21] (( so 37 against 45 again. Who takes the punishment? )) [15:22] (( I'll take it with athletics 7 )) [15:22] ((channels the power of Candy in her shield. )) [15:22] << setsuna takes 6 >> [15:24] Fueled by his chaotic energy, I slam my Axe through one of them, and crush the other's helmet with my hand. [15:25] * Setsuna lands again and vanishes, reappearing behind the paladins as she shoots at them again with her daggers. [15:25] 1d6 cunning 3 [15:25] Setsuna, cunning 3: 3 [1d6=3] [15:25] 9 [15:26] Attacks the nearest paladin thrusting again with her winger to end this fight as fast as she can [15:26] 1d6 athletics is 3 [15:26] Jelia_Rilynmtor, athletics is 3: 6 [1d6=6] [15:27] 9 [15:27] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:27] err 18 sorry [15:38] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-RPG [15:41] "Come on, you yellow bellied limpdicks! I've faced harder blows from children screaming for mommy! I'll rip you apart and drink your blood, and bath in your intestines and feed your brains to yourselves!" [15:42] "Come on! I've seen octipi with stronger hits then your wetnoodle arms!" [15:43] I slam my axe on the ground, making an nice hole in it. "Well? Got more, pretty boys, or did you soil your armor already?" [15:45] Their eyes go wide... and they run out of the room screaming. [15:45] << a little too salty for my taste, but it got the job done. >> [15:45] (It was the tears, the tears were salty.) [15:46] (( lol, ok so we win? )) [15:46] I spit on the ground, and look at the remaining paladin. [15:46] "Boss, what do you want me to do with this one?" [15:46] As you turn around, you see Abby on the throne... (the pally got fried on the floor.) [15:46] "check if he's actually dead, If he isn't fix the problem." she said as she turned and walked over to where their master was hiding [15:47] I go ahead and decapitate him. [15:47] "No, let him live..." [15:47] ... or not. [15:47] "but mistress, did you see what he did to poor Leitea?" [15:48] "Your wish is my command, Mistress... but are you sure ya don't want me to waste the sucker?" [15:49] * UsuallyRandom it was Abby's voice, but something different. "It makes no difference. He gets to see the error of his mistakes... after all, I'm the new Demon King." She is surounded by a dark glow, and her eyes shine for a moment. "Let him watch as we soon change the world. Show him more kindness he did for us..." [15:49] kneels before the throne and her new Mistress "your wish is our command, It shall be done." [15:50] * Setsuna prostrates before the new master. [15:51] I bow quickly, and kick the paladin in the stomach. "Yes'm. Come on, Worm." I grab his head start dragging him to the exit. "The mistress has decided in her all-encompassing wisdom to let you live. If you run with your family, they might make it." [15:52] A sword is formed infront of her and she raises it up high. "Let's explore, and change the world shall we?" She gives a soft smile and a cant of the head. [15:52] << THE END. >> [15:53] good game [15:53] gg [15:53] gg [15:53] gg gl hf [15:53] Next time, note to self: Ultimate Retort=awesome. [15:59] * Jelia_Rilynmtor is now known as Essence [16:00] ok that was fun [16:00] * Nameless_Wraith has left #Maid-RPG (Things are getting worse, but I feel alot better, and that's all that really matters to me.) [16:00] * Setsuna is now known as Argas [16:02] * Ahiko is now known as Gao [16:10] * Essence has left #Maid-RPG [16:11] Hope everyone enjoyed the show! I'll be back to run more games later. [16:12] And this time, the game will be out for purchase. [16:13] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/res/2305509.html [16:13] Ze last post. [17:39] * Leitea is now known as Adslahnit [18:08] Hm, certain anons on /tg/ need to learn to take it easy. [18:11] No shit. [18:11] I concur [18:13] Do we a need another anti-rage thread? [18:14] can you even digitize lethal amounts of prozac and spread it across an imageboard? [18:16] Well, the board IS blue... [18:26] It's time for me to hit the sack and pass out for around 6/8 hours [18:26] Night, Random, Ads. [18:27] * Nacht has quit IRC (Quit: ) [18:50] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Quit: )