Session Start: Sat Aug 16 17:10:41 2003 Session Ident: #rat_besm [17:10] * Now talking in #rat_besm [17:36] * Ebanis (CuteGlassz@14055ad4.6ca5ed1c.216.80.imsk) has joined #RAT_BESM [17:57] * Ebanis is now known as Rekan_Yusha [17:59] * Yanbetari (ksarusix@de72945b.7a4a36cd.net.hmsk) has joined #rat_besm [18:00] Herro. [18:00] I've just poked shadowtext. [18:01] * shqua (shqua@b9f65d96.28309579.edu.hmsk) has joined #rat_besm [18:01] Mr. Text. Any super-awesome KK Slider songs I should request? [18:01] he's idle, it seems. [18:01] I [18:01] oh [18:01] I'm trying to poke him back to consciousness. XD [18:02] Is Cyth going to make it? [18:02] shadie [18:02] op me [18:02] summon sorril [18:02] and get ready [18:02] I'm giving him a half hour [18:02] * Shadowtext sets mode: +o Tilus [18:03] * Shadowtext sets mode: -o+vvv Shadowtext Shadowtext Rekan_Yusha Yanbetari [18:03] * Rekan_Yusha is working on his super cool game. [18:03] he may be having trouble connecting to aniverse [18:03] * Shadowtext is now known as Nico_Caladan [18:04] * Sorril (s@6027214.pn.at.6ca6b017.net.hmsk) has joined #rat_besm [18:04] * Yanbetari hasn't dome much of anything the past few days. [18:06] * shqua (shqua@b9f65d96.28309579.edu.hmsk) Quit (Ping timeout) [18:06] but if cyth doesn't show I'm going on without him. [18:06] D.O.M.E? [18:07] you talking about gundam x, ebanis/ [18:08] In reference to Yanny's typo, yes. [18:09] * Cythril (chip0000@982f443.ks.ok.6ca6b017.net.hmsk) has joined #rat_besm [18:09] * Cythril is now known as Ashley [18:09] Yay. [18:09] the whole gang's here [18:09] everyone nick up, and check in [18:09] * Ashley is now known as Ashley_Prinkert [18:09] * Yanbetari is now known as Felas_Veru [18:10] * Tilus sets mode: +ov Sorril Ashley_Prinkert [18:10] Oooh, is Cyth playing a girl? [18:10] Nope. :P [18:10] Is anyone? XD [18:10] Not I. [18:10] nope, the whole group is male. [18:11] Crud. [18:11] No fun there. [18:11] at least, so far [18:11] Did ssjd2 submit a sheet yet? [18:11] ssjd2 will likely be playing a girl, when she starts playing [18:11] nope [18:11] I need an OOC command, right? [18:11] yeah [18:11] << It helps. >> [18:11] I'm on a friend's computer, can someone just copy/paste theirs? :P [18:11] Oh, good, Cyth made it. [18:12] :D Hi Shad. [18:12] Haro. [18:12] /ooc { //say << $1- >> } [18:13] Replace with Ctrl+K and a number [18:13] Thanks. :) [18:14] okay [18:14] if you're ready, check in [18:14] <<< Cythril, checking in. >>> [18:15] << Checking in. >> [18:15] * Rekan_Yusha thumbs through Tilus's wallet and gives him a nod. [18:15] <<< XD Mystic is a theif. >>> [18:15] << Pirate, technically. >> [18:15] <<< You know how I am about technicallities. >>> [18:15] << Rekan! Nico! >> [18:15] * shqua (shqua@b9f65d96.28309579.edu.hmsk) has joined #rat_besm [18:15] <> [18:16] << Pirates are just theives on boats. >> [18:16] <<< It's SHQUA! >>> [18:16] << No! >> [18:16] << We are! >> [18:16] Ò_ herro. _Ó [18:16] << Men! >> [18:16] <<< MEN! >>> [18:16] << OF THE SEA! >> [18:16] << No, Rekan. >> [18:16] <<< OF! >>> [18:16] <<< THE SEA! Gyahaha. >>> [18:16] << *falls* >> [18:16] <<< Shad is Hans. >>> [18:16] << Nico!! >> [18:16] << Shadey is Mustadio. >> [18:16] <<< The short, fat annoying penguin. >>> [18:16] <<< Mustadio is teh spiff./ >>> [18:16] << With glasses. >> [18:16] << Check-in! >> [18:17] << I'm here. >> [18:17] << Wow, I know what you're making reference to, too! >> [18:17] << Okay! >> [18:17] <<< Horray! >>> [18:17] Session... STAAAAAAART! [18:17] <<< We're all here! >>> [18:17] << XD Finally you understand that. >> [18:17] << Perhaps you understand now just how COOL the captain of the Thames is! >> [18:17] Ò_ I remember Mustadio, but I don't know what he was in. _Ó [18:17] <<< Shqua: FFT >>> [18:18] << FFT. He was the Engineer. >> [18:18] << Err, what's the command to get Sorril to start logging again? >> [18:18] Ò_ oh _Ó [18:18] <> [18:18] <<< LOG SESSION STARTU!!!! <--- The command >>> [18:18] << Probably doesn't matter. But something like /ctcp Sorril Start Session >> [18:18] !list [18:19] << >_< >> [18:19] <<< Oops >>> [18:19] -> [sorril] HELP [18:19] << Wrong window? >> [18:19] <<>> [18:19] <> [18:19] <<< :D >>> [18:19] Session... STAAAAAAART FOR REAL!! [18:20] * I have begun logging episode #1 of Campaign " Secrets_of_Solvenia" in #rat_besm. [18:20] << Probably not. !list just triggers fserves. >> [18:20] << I've fixed /ctcp Sorril help >> [18:20] "Solvenia.. A peaceful, quiet land of magic and wonder." [18:21] "For many years, the people of Solvenia lived in peace with each other." [18:21] "However, this peace is about to come to an end.." [18:22] SCENE CHANGE! [18:22] <<< w00t! >>> [18:23] The scene opens up to a pair of shadowy figures. One is kneeling before the other, which is sitting on what appears to be a throne. [18:23] << CHAAAAAAAAANGE GETTER~! >> [18:23] << Err. >> [18:23] << Sorry. >> [18:23] <<< XD >>> [18:23] "Lord, I have finally found the continent where your heir has run away to." [18:24] Ò_ ST, do you have to buy a Nintendo to play NES games in AC? _Ó [18:24] "Excellent. He must be found at any cost. Prepare an invasion force! Spare nobody!" [18:24] << No. Each comes with its own Nintendo. >> [18:25] "Y-yes sir!!" [18:25] Ò_ How do I get the NES game off my memory card and play it? _Ó [18:25] The first figure walks away from sight. [18:25] << You have to put them in your house and activate them by pressing the talk button in front of them. >> [18:25] << They're technically furniture. >> [18:25] "You are the destined child.. you cannot run from your responsibilities for long.." [18:26] The OP plays! [18:26] Ò_ But I don't even see it in my inventory. >_< _Ó [18:26] << Are you sure you've got it, then? >> [18:26] Okay, everyone roll for initiative. Since this isn't combat, I won't apply modifiers. [18:26] 1d6 [18:26] << OPEN GEEET~! CHANGE ???-3~! >> [18:27] Sorril, 1d6 [18:27] * Results of Nico_Caladan's 1d6 roll: 1 [18:27] << Oh, great. >> [18:27] Sorril, 1d6. [18:27] * Results of Rekan_Yusha's 1d6 roll: 5 [18:27] Sorril, 1d6 [18:27] * Results of Ashley_Prinkert's 1d6 roll: 3 [18:27] << Thanks a lot, oh "Luck Goddess" Sorril. =P >> [18:27] <<< :D >>> [18:27] Sorill, 1d6 [18:27] << Sorry. I should have split my Getter Watching up a little, I guess. >> [18:27] << You misspelled Sorril. =P >> [18:27] Sorril, 1d6 for my stupid typo [18:27] * Results of Felas_Veru's 1d6 roll: 5 [18:27] <<< XD >>> [18:27] << If I weren't so happy because Kenshin was coming on, I'd rip out your programming, shrew. >> [18:27] Rekan! Felas! Reroll!! [18:28] Sorril, 1d6 [18:28] * Results of Felas_Veru's 1d6 roll: 2 [18:28] Sorill, 1d6 LIKE YOU WANNA WIN! [18:28] <<< :P >>> [18:28] << The two of you are going first, I'm just determining the order. >> [18:28] Ò_ Kenshin's coming out! I thought he was straight. BTW, I saw a bajillion used Kenshin DVD's the other day at a store in town. _Ó [18:28] << XD >> [18:28] Soril, 1d6. [18:28] Sorril, 1d6. [18:28] * Results of Rekan_Yusha's 1d6 roll: 2 [18:28] << XD >> [18:28] << ...... >> [18:28] <<< Hahaha. >>> [18:28] << Is it a sign? >> [18:28] << I've got going on marathon webcomic archive reads. >> [18:28] <<< GOD HATES YOU. >>> [18:28] Reroll again! And if Sorril rolls the same number again, I'm rolling for you! [18:28] << got to stop going >> [18:28] <<< XD >>> [18:28] Sorril, 1d6 [18:29] * Results of Felas_Veru's 1d6 roll: 1 [18:29] <<< Oooohhhh. >>> [18:29] << You should read the Imperfection archives! >> [18:29] Sorril, 1d6. [18:29] * Results of Rekan_Yusha's 1d6 roll: 6 [18:29] <<< :P~~~~ >>> [18:29] <> [18:29] <> [18:29] << ...Oh. >> [18:29] << Poor you. >> [18:29] << Order: Rekan, Felas, Ashley, Nico >> [18:29] << And I like to avoid them, mostly for comic 39. >> [18:30] <> [18:30] The scene opens up on a rather intimidating looking pirate ship, sailing the high seas. [18:31] Far in the distance appears to be another ship, sailing toward the pirate ship, unknowing of its' fate.. [18:31] Ò_ ST, should the game show up in my inventory? _Ó [18:31] <<< Its fate...TO HAVE TO HEAR MYSTIC SING "I WILL SURVIVE" FOUR DAYS IN A ROW! >>> [18:31] << LISTEN TO MY SONG! >> [18:32] << /me sings. >> [18:32] <<< XD >>> [18:32] Cut to a shot of the captain's room, where a man with short red hair and a purple bandanna is steering the pirate ship. [18:32] << In a room? >> [18:32] << Sounds...unhealthy. >> [18:32] << Yes, in a room. >> [18:32] <<< Mystic doesn't like sun, remember? >>> [18:32] << Rekan does, though. >> [18:32] <<< So ka. >>> [18:32] << He actually has a bit of tan. >> [18:32] Ò_ *pokes ST* _Ó [18:33] "Cap'n! Ship dead ahead!" [18:33] << Sounds like a bad idea, if you ask me. How do you see where you're going? >> [18:33] <<< The running gag for this yhears debate topic is to use pirates somehow. >>> [18:33] * Rekan_Yusha gets a cocky glint in his eye. [18:33] "Good, good! We get to have some fun today! Someone else come get the wheel!" [18:34] "Aye aye, cap'n!" [18:34] * Rekan_Yusha rushes out on deck to see the ship they're approaching. [18:34] The generic faceless pirate in the room takes the wheel from Rekan. [18:34] <<< Generic faceless pirate. :D >>> [18:35] You see the ship to be rather ordinary in nature.. Doesn't look all that special. [18:36] * Rekan_Yusha stands out as close as he can to the front of his ship, mustering the pirates to get ready for some god ole lootin' and pillagin'. [18:36] << Good. >> [18:36] The pirates do so, and you approach closer to the ship, which seems to have recognized you and is now trying despearately to steer away. [18:37] <<< Haha. >>> [18:37] "Haha! The eye of I, The Great Rekan Yusha, lets not a ship get away! Helmsman, catch them!" [18:37] <<< That ship is screwed. >>> [18:37] It can't break away, though, and in a matter of minutes the two ships are close enough such that you can board it. [18:38] * Rekan_Yusha holds his pirates back. [18:38] Crew members are running off deck and abandoning ship in terror. [18:39] "Greetings, Passengers! This is the Sea of Rekan Yusha, lord of the Pirates! I'll be your robber today!" [18:39] "Oh, suicide, eh? Hmm." [18:39] << Well, he's got style. >> [18:39] "P-p-p-plleeeeease! Have mercy on a poor little trade ship such as ours!" [18:39] <<< He jacked that style from Under Siege 2. >>> [18:40] << Shqua--as a leaf, yes, if you're carrying it. If it's in your house, no. >> [18:40] You hear the voice coming from the front of the ship. [18:40] "Men! Go out in Dingies and get everyone who jumped in the water! Take their valuables, then throw the scallywags back in!" [18:40] Ò_ Well, then I didn't get one. :( _Ó [18:40] "Aye aye, cap'n!" [18:40] They do so. [18:40] << What kind of person is the voice coming from? >> [18:40] <<< One of us, probably. >>> [18:40] << What made you think you had gotten one? >> [18:41] Ò_ Somebody told me you get one on your memory card. _Ó [18:41] It's rather commanding, but it's screaming in utter terror. [18:41] << No, if it were, we'd be saying it ourselves, Ashley. >> [18:41] <> [18:41] Male. [18:41] <<< Point. >>> [18:41] << Yeah, you should get a letter in the mail if you got the one with the special memory card. >> [18:41] "Oh, begging for mercy, is it? Ok, here's what I'll do for you." [18:41] << You take the present off of the letter, and open it, though. >> [18:41] Ò_ Oh. So not all cards have one. _Ó [18:41] << The ones that came with the game do. >> [18:41] "H-huh?" [18:41] Ò_ Well, mine didn't show up, then. :( _Ó [18:42] "If you can win a deal aginst me, 1 on 1, you can go on your way and we friendly pirates won't bother ye." [18:42] <<< What game is this? >>> [18:42] * Rekan_Yusha coughs. [18:42] << You didn't get a letter or something? >> [18:42] "Duel, sorry." [18:42] Ò_ I have an NES Save Data slot on my card, though. _Ó [18:42] << Ah, that's just a space made FOR NES Save Data, I think. >> [18:42] "D-d-dueeel?! I.. I have no weapon..!!" [18:42] * Rekan_Yusha tosses Helix onto the deck of his ship. [18:42] << There ought to be a special identifier- block, though, that lets AC know if it's a special card. >> [18:42] "Nor I." [18:43] << AFK 4 a sec >> [18:43] <<< ohhh, nice sword, Ebby. >>> [18:43] << Helix is cool. >> [18:43] <<< Is it EVIL?!?!?!? >>> [18:43] << Not really. >> [18:43] <<< Bummer. >>> [18:43] The huge broadsword, easily bigger than Rekan is, drops onto the hull of the ship, making an intimidatingly loud noise. [18:44] << Deck, rather. >> [18:44] "...Umm.. Alright.." [18:44] "Good, good." [18:45] * Rekan_Yusha orders his pirates to back away and moves to engage the stranger." [18:45] The person who said the voice walks out. He's dressed up in stylish merchant garb and is wearing a captain's hat, but is currently trembling quite visibly. He puts up a half-effort guard and stares at you waringly. [18:45] * Rekan_Yusha offers his hand to shake. [18:46] "..." [18:46] "What? It's customary for this sort of thing." [18:46] The person slowly reaches out with his hand, it trembling even more so than his legs. [18:47] * Rekan_Yusha grabs the Merchants hand, pulls him close to him and whispers, "Ok, I'll prtend to knock you out. Just keep quiet and don't move, and I won't touch your ship, alright?" [18:47] <<< You gotta admit, he's got style. XD >>> [18:48] "Umm.. umm.. NO! G-g-g-g-geeet away from meeeeeeee..!!" [18:48] He retracts his hand in a flash and runs and leaps off ship! [18:48] "..." [18:48] <<< Sweatdrop, perhaps? :P >>> [18:48] << Go ahead. XD >> [18:49] "Alright, men, you know the rules! Any women and children are to be brought to me, the rest of the ship is for the taking!" [18:49] "Aye aye, cap'n! [18:49] * Rekan_Yusha ushers his pirates forward and leisurely walks back to his own ship. [18:49] <<>> [18:49] * Rekan_Yusha retrieves Helix on the way. [18:49] << Yes, it's his Skeleton in the Closet. >> [18:49] The remaining pirates proceed to gut the ship of anything of its' worth. [18:50] <> [18:50] <<< Well, doin't spoil it. ;) >>> [18:50] << It's pretty easy to tell, to the player. XD >> [18:50] <<< XD >>> [18:51] * Rekan_Yusha calmly waits for a status report in his room. [18:51] As far as riches and treasure, they come back nearly empty handed, but they do gather plenty of food.. Turns out the merchant was a spice trader. [18:51] <<< Lucky them. >>> [18:51] "Any other passengers?" [18:52] The 4 females on the ship were also brought aboard the pirate ship. [18:52] "Ah, I see." [18:52] "Welcome, ladies, to the Land of Delights." [18:52] "That's it, cap'n! I hope you enjoy your.. 'treasure'!" [18:52] * Rekan_Yusha gives a signal for the other pirates to leave him alone with the women. [18:53] The pirates respond with a signal of acceptance and quickly return to their old positions. [18:53] * Rekan_Yusha closes the door. [18:53] <<< Suspensfull! >>> [18:53] << Back. >> [18:53] "Alright. Now, if you could all do me a favor, and, it about four minutes or so, moan and wail like banshees, I'll make sure you get to the nearest port untouched, yes?" [18:54] "Huh?" [18:54] * Rekan_Yusha sighs. [18:54] "It's not my choice, really. I have an image to keep up, however." [18:55] "A-alright.." [18:55] "Good, good. We'll drop you off at the next port. [18:55] * Rekan_Yusha slips a pouch of gold into the nearest woman's hand. [18:56] <<< Eh? >>> [18:56] "Should get you a ship back home, right?" [18:56] * Rekan_Yusha then smiles and resumes steering the ship. [18:56] "Umm.. why are you doing this for us?" [18:57] "If I kill you, I can't rob your children, now, can I?" [18:57] * Rekan_Yusha gives a big smile. [18:57] << Nice. >> [18:57] "..." [18:57] <<< Rekan is teh spiffy!!!! >>> [18:57] * Nico_Caladan throws a "Thumbs Up" at the television screen. [18:57] << Oops. >_< >> [18:57] << Meant to /ooc /me. >> [18:58] << Rekan was one of my better character designs. >> [18:58] Cut to a shot outside of the ship. Suddenly, loud screams are heard! [18:58] TIME WARP! [18:58] 4 minutes have passed. [18:58] << It's just a step to your left... >> [18:58] << Er....a jump. >> [18:58] <<< XD >>> [18:58] A pirate knocks on the door of the captain's cabin. [18:59] * Rekan_Yusha walks over and answers, opening just enough to keep the women out of sight. [18:59] "Sorry to bother you in your moment of bliss, cap'n, but we're about to reach the port of Forensius!" [18:59] <<< DUH DUH DUH!!!! >>> [18:59] "I see. I'll just finish up here, then. Prepare for landing!" [18:59] << And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight. >> [18:59] "Aye, cap'n!" [19:00] * Rekan_Yusha closes the door and tells the women to stop screaming and such. [19:00] << They already have. >> [19:01] "Good job, ladies. Please be sure to take all possessions with you, as anything left is fair game for my lackeys." [19:01] The ship slowly grinds to a halt, anchoring itself crudely to one of the docks in the port. [19:01] * Rekan_Yusha leads the women out, making himself look tired. [19:01] The women silently nod, and gather up their belongings, following Rekan. [19:03] In no time at all, Rekan and the ladies are off ship, and they run off in terror deep into the city. [19:03] "Alright, men! Let's have some fun, shall we?" [19:04] "Aye, cap'n!" [19:04] * Rekan_Yusha wanders off into the town. [19:04] Rekan, as you wander through town, you pass by town square, seeing a important-looking notice posted for all to see. [19:05] "Oh, news." [19:05] * Rekan_Yusha looks at it. [19:05] "Experienced adventurers wanted! You shall be rewarded well! Inquire at Forensius Castle for details!" [19:06] <<< AN important notice >>> [19:06] * Rekan_Yusha looks to see if any of his men are following him. [19:06] None of your men are anywhere in the vicinity, they've probably already found the local pub. [19:07] "And extended stay here won't hurt them, I'm sure. Off to make money!" [19:07] * Rekan_Yusha walks towards the Castle, singing "Gold Gold Gold Gold". [19:07] Rekan walks off into the distance.. [19:07] SCENE CHANGE! [19:07] << Just one second >> [19:08] << Back >> [19:09] Scene opens up to a serene forest setting. [19:10] A small deer gallops through the woods content as can be. [19:11] Change to a shot of a brown haired man wearing a tattered patchwork robe, crouched down, looking at the deer. [19:11] << Discworld references by Ebanis: 1. Discworld references by Shadowtext: 0. >> [19:11] << Felas, this is you. Are you ready? >> [19:12] << More or less. >> [19:12] He looks pretty hungry, and his stomach growls, signifying he hasn't eaten in awhile. [19:13] << Blagh! Stupid popups. >> [19:14] * Felas_Veru raises his hand slowly, and mutters under his breath. [19:15] Roll 2d6 for soul. [19:15] Sorril, 2d6 [19:15] * Results of Felas_Veru's 2d6 roll: 11 [19:15] << Bombed that one. >> [19:15] The spell fails to materialize fast enough, and the deer escapes quite easily, galloping off into the distance. [19:15] << Very nearly botched. >> [19:16] "Grrr... He looked tasty too." [19:17] There doesn't look like anything else that could be eaten in the vicinity. [19:19] Soon, you begin hearing footsteps walking along the trail in front of you - the trail leading from town. [19:19] You recognize them to be a pair of humans, likely travelers leaving the city. [19:19] * Felas_Veru raises his head and sniffs in their general direction, then climbs up into a tree over the road. [19:20] They're a male and female, around 20ish years old. They don't smell bad.. yet. [19:20] "Oh, have you heard the story about this forest?" [19:20] "No I haven't, could you please tell me?" [19:21] << Do they have backpacks or some sort of pack that could contain food in substantial quantities? >> [19:21] << Yes. >> [19:22] "A few years ago, there used to be a rich mage that attended the Academy of Magic in Forensius." [19:22] "But strangely, he couldn't pay off the tuition, so the school kicked him out. Nobody's seen him sense." [19:23] << Bloddy hell. AFK again. >> [19:23] "But, there's rumors that he stalks about this very forest, like a wild beast.. It gives me the chills just thinking about it!" [19:23] << >_< >> [19:24] * Warman11 (PoIaris@a2dcfb03.roc.ebddcf59.net.hmsk) has joined #rat_besm [19:24] {{ Hello :O }} [19:24] {{ Is something going on? }} [19:24] << Yes >> [19:25] << though the current player is AFK and might not be back for a few minutes >> [19:25] << /me fills out another Job Application. >> [19:25] << Must...get...an income... >> [19:25] {{ Did you get rejected? }} [19:26] << No, but Wal*Mart has yet to call back, so I'm filling one out for my local grocery store. >> [19:27] {{ ò_ó I knew something would go wrong with 3d Game Studio on this computer. }} [19:28]